Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Glenn Finds a New Use for Gaffer's Tape

That’s nothing. You should see Glenn’s Cat, Glenn’s other cat, Glenn’s baby, and, after a particularly grueling session about his hatred for his mother, Glenn’s therapist.

# posted by douchebag1
1:30 pm July, 3 creature said...

these gals no Wondy O

1:31 pm July, 3 creature said...

…uh, make that Wendy O

1:35 pm July, 3 creature said...

here go Rev…

MasterPlan!

1:39 pm July, 3 Hack Riven said...

dammit, i think this guy lives in Tampa. i wish i could remember which friend, but i remember seeing his profile after he posted on one of my friend’s facebook pages.

2:19 pm July, 3 DarkSock said...

I would like to propose the immediate construction of the HCwDB “Hall of Mons”.

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Son.

2:20 pm July, 3 DarkSock said...

I wish they’d used clear tape…

2:23 pm July, 3 Bag A said...

@Sock — ‘Hall of Mons’. Classic. Son.

@hack — yes, the ‘bag lives in Tampa. Pic is from a Tampa nightclub site.

2:28 pm July, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Where do you think they keep their cell phones?

2:28 pm July, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Test market for 3M’s new like of adhesive merkins.

2:30 pm July, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Test market for 3M’s new line of adhesive merkins.

Spell check

2:33 pm July, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Think it was done better here:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/pictures/view/81815147/

2:51 pm July, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That reminds me, I need to order some duct tape. And plenty of sulfuric acid. And bleach.

2:54 pm July, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Try explaining those tan lines at the church social and bible reading club.

3:08 pm July, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Guess the X Factor judge gig didn’t pan out for Britney but there is pretty good money in stuff like this and happy birthday to the Lohan!

3:27 pm July, 3 The Dude said...

Tan lines make my schwanstücke rise and salute. These hotts are gonna have like dozens of tan lines! yay!

4:51 pm July, 3 Scooby Douche said...

More evidence in support of my Unified Theory of Boob Reveal: The boobs you are least interested in seeing belong to women who are most willing to show them to you, and vice versa. In other words, there seems to be a direct and inverse correlation to how much you wanna seem ’em, and how quick they are to expose them.

Case in point: Those pathetic little things on the right. Keep those covered, honey!

5:12 pm July, 3 Anonymous said...

Even their tape worms are all taped up.

5:13 pm July, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

Anon 5:12p is me?

5:19 pm July, 3 Nancy Dreuche said...

I second a Hall of Mons. Time to go for broke gentleman. Let’s do this thing, I’m not gonna be single for much longer.

5:27 pm July, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Hall of mons? Wouldn’t a low hill, carefully landscaped and gently cleft, be more appropriate?

7:07 pm July, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

I second DarkSocks suggestion. I’d gladly wander the Hall of Mons.

7:44 pm July, 3 jeebus said...

8:14 pm July, 3 Little Willie said...

I’d hit ’em both but first get rid of the turd in the middle. Would have been a good beat off pic without it.

5:11 am July, 4 Reverend Chad not loggin in said...

@Creature

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That Wendy Williams didn’t age well.

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http://www.youtube.com/user/WendyWilliamsShow

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I fourth or fifth, let’s go with fifth, the Hall of Mons.

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http://www.drmatlock.com/LiposculpturingFattyMonsPhotoGallery.html

6:07 am July, 4 DoucheyWallnuts said...

How about the Mall of Mons?

3:16 pm July, 4 Jacques Doucheteau said...

If they had any body hair, that tape would be a might painful to remove. My guess is neither of these girls has seen their own pubic hair since the whole lice incident when they were 15. The only thing you’ll find on the sticky side of that tape after removal is burnt skin cells, crusty dick punk, and zygote.

6:01 pm July, 4 Tits McGee said...

The gal on the left looks like young Brittney Spears.

11:48 pm July, 4 Douches down under said...

Scooby Douche 4.51…

WTF are you on about? That woman is sweet, trashy but fine…ever really had something that perky in your mouth, man?

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