Thursday, July 12, 2012

Goldiana Boobs and the Temple of Choad

Wait’ll see what she calls “Short Round.”

I’ll take “Early 80s References By The Guy Who Can’t Accept That He Lives in A Katy Perry and Justin Bieber World” for $1600, Alex.

# posted by douchebag1
2:06 pm July, 12 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I believe that is noted nobody, skank Aubrey O’Day. And a real schevotz as well. Schevotz, I says.

2:54 pm July, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

By the look on the face of the “DJ” on the right, he just figured out how much he is getting paid for his gig versus how much he put on his credit card(s) for his equipment. Shouldn’t have dropped out of community college, bro.

2:55 pm July, 12 Douche Springsteen said...

And goateed John Largeman is not impressed.

3:00 pm July, 12 Sir Vance of Douchemock said...

Does Ed Hardy sell headphones now?

3:01 pm July, 12 DayGloGuido said...

J-Mac and Skeet Dawg took time out from the 7/10 Breakfast JAM to make double sure they collared the hotel airess..as she wandered out of the pool janitor’s cupboard for the 4th time that morning..

3:02 pm July, 12 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

You know what I like?

I like large, fwappy tits that remind me of the pancakes I had this morning at The Original Pancake House.

Smothered with whipped butter (and enough fake maple syrup) they are tasty indeed.

Yup…I like ’em big, round and flat…floppin’ around all over the place as I try to get them in my mouth.

That’s what I like.

3:17 pm July, 12 DayGloGuido said...

all that Waffle House goodness…hanging off the side of the plate

3:21 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

Is Liv Tyler going to look like Steven Tyler in 30 years?

4:23 pm July, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

It never fails to alarm me when I see a tasty hawt tramp whose bootheels I would lick clean as a whistle surrounded by two poster boys for anal venereal disease.

4:47 pm July, 12 Justin Timberbag said...

What’s that shirt say? The Inbreds?

4:56 pm July, 12 Troy Tempest said...

That’s definitely O’Day. Skank. Worthless wisp of media poo.

6:05 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Blonde Kim Kardashian? May as well be. I’ll get to saving her after U learn how to take a dump on the ceiling.

6:07 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

U = I, but hey If you learn how share with the rest of us.

6:12 pm July, 12 creature said...

fleshy golden flapjacks….ummm!

7:08 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

“take a dump on the ceiling”? Ya see, the interwebz makes you feel like your on LSD! And no, God will not allow any blonde K’s. “No fuck’n way” was the way he put it when I was up there on the Mount, or whatever that place is called with the burning bush and everyone shooting at each other about a 3,000 year old story.

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What?

7:38 pm July, 12 Sir Vance of Douchemock said...

Ed Hardy sells headphones now?

7:55 pm July, 12 Troy Tempest said...

Her queefs smell like rotting cabbage.

8:09 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

Kimchee Kardashian™ – available in markets very not any time.

9:53 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

The LargeB(.)(.)B sisters are carefully hidden behind Goldy’s clinging top. I can tell. Well, actually, I just did.

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hwat?

4:23 am July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Dude @ 7:08pm FTW, Comment of the Week.

4:24 am July, 13 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Aubrey Morgan O’Day (born February 11, 1984) is an American singer, actress, fashion designer, television personality, and former member of the girl group Danity Kane. Following discord among the group and with her mentor at the time, P. Diddy, O’Day was fired from the group in 2008.[1] She has since modeled for magazines such as Blender and Playboy, performed on Broadway in Hairspray, and made appearances on reality television shows. In 2011, she signed a solo record deal.”

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May I be the first person on this thread to call Ms.O’Day a cunt.

6:24 pm July, 13 Troy Tempest said...

“actress, fashion designer, television personality, and former member of the girl group Danity Kane”

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Actress?

American High School (Video 2009). A movie SO BAD it went straight to DVD and sank without a trace.

She was Amber Von Tussle in the Broadway musical Hairspray on July 16, 2008. Amber von Tussle was the snotty bleeth antagonist.

That’s it. That’s her acting career.

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Fashion designer?

Couldn’t find anything. She’s more famous for dressing like a $20 hooker in crap from the Kardashians.

http://thegloss.com/fashion/fashion-disasters-aubrey-oday-is-an-fing-mess-in-hollywood-204/

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television personality?

All About Aubrey is a reality television series from Oxygen that premiered on March 7, 2011. IT’s all about Aubrey. But we already knew that, because EVERYTHING is all about Aubrey, the narcissistic bint.

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former member of Danity Kane?

Yeah. That’s like being the former member of b4-4.

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hurl hurl hurl hurl…

9:18 am July, 15 Duck Duck Douche said...

“May I be the first person on this thread to call Ms.O’Day a cunt.”

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You may be a little late to that party. When she was on Celebrity Apprentice she was called that every week,

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