Thursday, July 26, 2012

Herpsters

Herpsters.

Still out there.

Still no longer listening to Gotye.

# posted by douchebag1
2:58 pm July, 26 Sir Boo said...

She got mixed in with the wrong crowd.

3:13 pm July, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Dude on right: “I am sooo stoned”

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Dude on left: “I shouldna had that chili….

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Chick: “These dudes have no meth, I’m outta here”

3:18 pm July, 26 The Dude said...

Her hair is turning a funny color. A boner-killing brunette type of shade.

3:19 pm July, 26 The Dude said...

Is she a boxer? What happened to her schnozz?

5:25 pm July, 26 FredN. said...

Bad typo. She wanted it to read “the only cock I do is shrimpy limp dick”

5:59 pm July, 26 The Dude said...

Knobify me if somebody posts a pic of a hott

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Knobify me of new hotts by email

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Renobs

6:06 pm July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck Gotye. And what the fuck does Shaggy have on his fucking head! Dude on right looks like the Epic Meal Time dude. Spinner alert.

8:29 pm July, 26 Stephanie said...

This is the first,second and third shift folks down at the Micky D’s.

8:44 pm July, 26 The Dude said...

wtf is “Gotye”? Can somebody just describe it, or do I have to commit a Google? It sounds like eww and I haven’t even typed “Big Tit dildo” into my Google search. What?

8:51 pm July, 26 ehcuodouche said...

All I can say is WTF 288 MILLION VIEWS!?!?!?

9:20 pm July, 26 The Dude said...

eww! wtf?!?!?!?

4:26 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

@Dude, should it be Srenob?

5:09 am July, 27 CB Popped said...

Uh,,,hmmmm,,,,,if you can make it to the end, that Gotye song is pretty good.

Its also very simple, a sign of the times. Vid is weird , end is cool.

Im fucked.

5:26 am July, 27 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Man, that couple never should have reanimated John Lennon’s corpse like that.

5:36 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

WTF does her shirt say? The One Coke I Do Is In A Can? She must have a long friggin torso.

5:46 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^The One Coke I Do Is Crack

5:52 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

“Pffft. As if – Phish is SOOO ‘mersh.”

6:15 am July, 27 jonezy said...

“The only coke I do is off the end of a turgid dick”

6:16 am July, 27 jonezy said...

“the only coke I do is straight out of Plinky’s Mom’s festering cold sores”

6:18 am July, 27 jonezy said...

THE ONLY COKE I DO IS WITH MY OTHER, LESS GNARLED PROBISCUS

6:59 am July, 27 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

“The only coke I do is massive, nose festering Scarface-piles.”

8:44 am July, 27 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

No Haiku today?

My poetic mind will weep.

Much like her father.

8:50 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

Where the eff did Haiku go?

8:50 am July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Where’d the fuccen haiku go?

8:52 am July, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Friday haiku gone?

Brand new internet virus

spawned by gross dreadlocks

8:54 am July, 27 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This is what happens when I haul my slimey self out of bed early on a Friday morning and try to contribute to the Friday Haiku. It fucking runs away.

8:59 am July, 27 DarkSock said...

Hungover and drunk

Is no way to run Haiku

It’s come back now. Son.

9:03 am July, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Ya know, if I woke up one morning looking like the creature on the right, I’m pretty sure I’d throw myself into a volcano…….

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