Friday, July 20, 2012

Jimmy "The Spindle" Torso has a boat load

When Jimmy invited the girls to play pirate, they had no idea it’d involve his sunken chest…

# posted by douchebag1
10:35 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

And an assload

10:38 am July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

You can now click on the photo to enlarge it.

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MILFy second from left Hott enlarged me in a certain place. Her boobs are begging for a Hawaiian Muscle Fuck

10:49 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I thought Andy Dick was on welfare by now? Guessin’ he must be doing “celebrity” snorkeling tours now.

10:53 am July, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Vin, thank you for keeping us focused in the trenches. You supplied the much needed freshies after DB1 shut down the HOH for good, and an occasional cool music link. We’ll just go and pretend that whole Van Halen thing didn’t happen though. You may have paid for sex but at least you never had sex with your cousin. Kudos.

10:58 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“He conquers who conquers himself,” tattoo should be replaced by, “Please shit here.”

10:58 am July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Vin D nailed it with regards to enlargeing photo, do yourselfs a favor and heed this mans knowledge cause them B( . )( . )B’s are outstanding.

10:59 am July, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Capt James, I’m glad you popped up. Heh. Anyway, do you remember that Simpsons episode where Apu was hallucinating that Tom Cruise and Nicole Kidman were his parents and they were speaking to him off the cover of an US Weekly magazine? Remember when they told him “Never forget who you are?”. Great episode.

10:59 am July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Why couldn’t Jimmy have been at the midnight show in Colorado last night?

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Too soon?

11:01 am July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Damn DW, you good I was just gonna share that with the crowd. Maybe he was a meth head and has since conquered his addictions however he looks like a Mo and I bet he is still having a hard time conquering his addiction Man Flute, I’m just saying he looks a little fey.

11:03 am July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

“He conquers who conquers himself,” maybe this has to do with his chronic masturbatory habits?

11:05 am July, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Et Tu Douche, you know, I’ve never seen a dude utilize the exclamation mark as much as you do. Thanks for always being excited about everything. You’re a ray of positive energy and the way you type the word B(*)(*)Bs brings a smile to my inner retard. I hope you find that trophy MILF you’ve been looking for.

11:10 am July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@ ND hmmm musta missed that one…

11:14 am July, 20 DarkSock said...

Cream corn from the socket of Davis.

11:17 am July, 20 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

“Vincit Qui Se Vincit” Roughly translated….

He who conquers himself, will have a lifetime of sex at hand.

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Please note the guy that is barely in the picture has not conquered himself, but tends to lend a hand to those in need. Please see his tat, “libera manu opus”

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Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein

ASvB

11:23 am July, 20 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I cannot belittle a man with a sunken chest as I am blessed (blessed?) with a barrel chest the likes of Hemingway would be jealous of. I can however mock the sunken groin shave reveal and the fact that those chicks have chests at least 10 inches larger. And I can mock his tattoo and the fact that he’s not getting laid by these real ladies. And by real, Nancy is excluded by hambeast exemption rule # 32. No hambeasts.

11:38 am July, 20 Lawrence of Her Labia said...

@ Reverend Chad

So does that make your “I brake for hambeasts” bumper sticker ironic or just sad?

11:43 am July, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

Damn, the war is over gentleman. I’m merely saying my adieus. I got nothing against prostitution. Oldest profession and all. I just think if you have to pay for sex you got a weak game. Prostitution should be legal so they can at least regulate it and make it less dangerous for both parties concerned. Did I just blow your mind tall guy?

12:00 pm July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Let’s stop all this bickering and give adulation at the alter of Brazilian Ass Pear

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12:15 pm July, 20 Rev Chad said...

Nice pear Vin. Gives some giddy-up for the pre-supper anniversary anal. Forgot fucking flowers again for the 2Oth time.

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And I think the bickering should stay with the four or five people in hambeasts head.

12:29 pm July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmm…… Brazilian Ass Pear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

12:49 pm July, 20 jonezy said...

since the boss is gone- here’s a little link for you:

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_l5sehvM9xd1qb5dtro1_400.jpg

12:57 pm July, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Brazilian Pear tastes the best. It’s also good for pear upside down cake.

1:01 pm July, 20 Hermit said...

Say it ain’t so Capt. James T!

1:03 pm July, 20 The Dude said...

How do you say give me pear in Portugeese?

1:04 pm July, 20 The Dude said...

Peartugese?

1:10 pm July, 20 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

More from Brazil

http://www.wetbikinigirls.com/images/image25.jpg

1:12 pm July, 20 DarkSock said...

Hambeasts, et al:

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Friday’s Thoughts and Links shall be slightly delayed (and degraded) on account of I am on deadline at “work”. However, I shall make up for the (re)tardiness with Pear; sweet, copious gratuious pear. And perhaps a subliminal peen reveal I caught on the opening credits of “True Blood” for Nancy D, just to be fair.

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CockNecks.

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— (Temporary) Management

1:14 pm July, 20 Vin Douchal said...

Neckbeard

1:14 pm July, 20 DarkSock said...

And to Capt. James T. Douche:

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Why have you not yet changed your avatar to the awesome image hermit just gifted you with?

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Son

1:14 pm July, 20 DarkSock said...

Bulbous Taint

1:15 pm July, 20 Wheezer said...

Damn ‘Sock, some of the pics and links here in this thread woulda served FTAL well, methinks.

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Stupid fuccen work…..

1:19 pm July, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Jonezy, what can I say? Keep doing what you’re doing man. It’s obviously working. Maybe you can take over my spot as game coach on here? Great stuff.

1:20 pm July, 20 Hermit said...

Wheezer, like this?

1:24 pm July, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@DarkSock, I knew there was a reason I came back to help out for your week of pearer. You know how to motivate and reward, Son. Looking forward to some subliminal peen reveal. And agree about Capt. JT’s new and improved avatar.

1:32 pm July, 20 Capt. James T. Douche said...

@ Hermit, It finally came back from the replicator and better than I thought! It’s the official Starfleet issue CJTD dildo molded from my own member, we’re still in the initial testing phase but it’s a huge hit with the Orion slave girls and Uhura hasn’t come out of her cabin in a week and Bones can’t find Nurse Chapel anywhere and Ensign Rand is in sick bay suffering from physical exhaustion. We’re scheduled to ship quadrant wide for the holidays so it’ll make a great stocking stuffer (pun intended) for your wives. I’ve got Mr. Scott and the entire engineering crew working on the optional starfish tickler (aka “The Rear Admiral”) and clit stimulator (aka “The Vulcan Mons Pinch”) attachments (both sold separately)

1:33 pm July, 20 Wheezer said...

@hermit: Si, señor!

1:34 pm July, 20 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Nothing like some Llama on Llama action to ring in Happy Hour. I’m up for some 120 proof Knob Creek with a splash of club and than copious amounts of head from Mrs. Wallnuts. Nice way to start the weekend, Aina?

1:53 pm July, 20 Morbo said...

In the unlikely event the boat should sink, flower bikini can be used as a flotation device. You can probably even get back to shore lickety split by turning her into a motorboat.

And white bikini on the left … your gloriousness has launched a thousand jet-powered, 5,000-candlelight searchlight-equipped boats into Lake Havasu. I would scour the Marianas Trench and sniff the ink-stained ass of the world’s stinkiest octopus on the off-chance it had once filtered ocean water that you happened to dip your toe in to wash the sand off of.

3:59 pm July, 20 The Dude said...

Does “undeserving dweeb”=”douche”?

4:03 pm July, 20 hermit said...

@ James T.

Sulu probably had that thing wedged so far up his ass it couldn’t be pulled out with a tractor beam.

4:56 pm July, 20 DarkSock said...

And might I add, as I toil fervently on the “Rare-Ass Late-Night Edition of Friday Thoughts and Links”, that I have new-found appreciation for DB1’s years of hard work thrashing out this stuff day in, day out, when he could just as easily say “fuggit” and sit around drinking Trader Joe’s Blood Red Orange and scratching his balls.

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Well, Scratching his balls more.

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It’s a lotta work, peeps. Between this and work this week I’ve been busier than Reverend Chad’s substance abuse counselor.

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Partakers.

4:59 pm July, 20 DarkSock said...

And There Will Be Pear.

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Oh Yes.

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Darth ‘Baters.

5:12 pm July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

I tip my mat to you DarkSock for keeping the show running and by tip my hat I mean I got me some Nitrous the other day so I’m gonna go and do another balloon whilst I wait for the pear.

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Tweekers

5:24 pm July, 20 The Dude said...

Capt. J, is that your chin in your hand or are you just happy to be waiting for pear?

6:02 pm July, 20 Nancy Dreuche said...

@Wheezer, you’re like Rainman, but for pictures of butts and douchebags. You’re like the club secretary, and I mean that in the coolest and manliest way possible. Great doing battle with you.

6:08 pm July, 20 Et Tu Douche? said...

Well the good thing with the delay is that The Right Honorable Reverend Chad, who should just be finishing up his “pre-supper anniversary anal”, won’t have missed much.

6:33 pm July, 20 The Dude said...

Soo glad that Wheezer isn’t actually Douchetain Hoffman.

7:21 pm July, 20 DarkSock said...

DAMMIT NANCY WE’RE STILL LOSING THE WAR; STOP YOUR FUCCEN VICTORY LAP

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Besides, I just posted peen for your you on the belated Friday Thoughts and Links.

8:20 pm July, 20 Stephanie said...

Jimmy is a grease speck on my kitchen wall by the stove.

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