Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Kissieus Vomitorious Continues to Spread his Fauxhawk Spittle

It’s like raaiiiinnnn… on a hotties face….

It’s like goooodddd adviccccce… that isn’t actually ironic but I’m a nineteen year old ninny so what the hell do I know…

Yeah, I got nuthin’. Where’s my coffee?

# posted by douchebag1
6:45 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This picture smells like landfill and smallpox.

6:51 am July, 10 Los Douches said...

I wouldn’t be wearing pants that tight if my junk was that small.

Also this solves my long standing question “where do ugly people come from?” Still not sure but now am positive it must have something to do with Valtrex, daddy issues, and unemployment.

8:14 am July, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Let me preface this comment by saying that I AM NOT GAY. But at first glace at this atrocity I immediately noted that this complete tool appears to be sporting a full chub, and not a very large one at that. Is full chub picture the new bag fashion statement ? I sure as fuck hope not.

8:31 am July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^His chub may be forced to bend. It is very painful to have a full-on bent cock which is why I wear a sarong in the summer months. Sistas.

9:19 am July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Sick boner pic. More please DB1. The less guess work I have to do the better. These two are gonna do it, in one of all y’alls basements.

9:41 am July, 10 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I hereby propose a new site rule. No bag boner pics. Sorry Dreuche, you’ll have to get your sick cheap thrills somewhere else.

11:18 am July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

@MPI, oh I see how it is. Nipple reveal and Mons reveal is cool. But seeing the outline of a hard schlong is gross? This place sucks!

12:16 pm July, 10 creature said...

she’s trying to knee him in the nads

1:35 pm July, 10 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

We all remember that initial awkward fumble when our lips first touched those of the opposite sex. Are they too wet? Too dry? Am I pressing too hard? Too soft? Hey, what’s her tongue doing there? Oh, that’s a good thing. More please. We were young, naive and just unsure enough of ourselves to care what the other person was thinkiing. But Kissieus Vomitorious is and always will be oblivious to such matters. “She loves it hard and fast. And when I jam my tongue down her throat, the bitch squeals ’cause she’s so happy.” He has the subtleness of a freight train and the brain to match. And like any single-celled organism his immediate response to stimuli is to raise his crotch papillae because his lone neuron is being overworked. As for her, she gets what she deserves. May she continue to reap what she sows.

3:25 pm July, 10 Anonymous said...

He’s the most obnoxious, errogant person to ever walk the face of the Earth. He’s pushing 30, yet he parties like he’s twenty. It’s time to grow up and take care of your daughter, bro. Simply buying her love with mommy and daddy’s money ISN’T enough. You’re gonna raise a girl who gets everything handed to her and she won’t know how to work for things. Hey! Kinda like you!

4:42 pm July, 10 Guid is Good said...

Boners are the new mongrels.

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