Monday, July 23, 2012

Kissius Vomitorious Approves of the HCwDB of the Week

Ever notice this greased up party clown is always photographed in the exact same position?

At what point is this preening douchewank no longer considered a viable human, and is instead simply the sketchings of a limited graphic artist?

Props to the erotical facial moan of Mona for hott counterbalance. Her pouty lips push past the disaster of her clothes-strewn, utility bill unpaid, cheap third-floor-walkup rental on the south side of Pico and Robertson (her roommates want to kill her).

For tonight, at least, her pouty lips are transcendent pooch spankle.

# posted by douchebag1
8:33 am July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Maybe K.V. considers that his “good side”. The other side of his head has “Will Feltch for Food” razored into it

8:37 am July, 23 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Damn, girl, don’t play around, put your tongue right up into his sigmoid colon already. Sigmoid, I says.

8:48 am July, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bleeth looks like a slightly plumped up Gauge.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gauge_%28entertainer%29

9:14 am July, 23 Tanath said...

Hot Chicks with Pit Stains? ewww…

9:16 am July, 23 Tanath said...

Must be because he didn’t change his shirt.

9:36 am July, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I bet these two smell like sweaty ass, valtrex and overpriced vodka. They need to be dipped in a vat of Purell.

9:48 am July, 23 Jacques Doucheteau said...

That’s some serious underarm seepage going on there. Add 20 lbs of fat to this guy’s frame and you could get some serious armpit foam worked up there.

10:01 am July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

This is why drifters have duct tape, zip ties and chloroform in the trunk of their cars

10:02 am July, 23 The Dude said...

Hey, according to wikipeenia, it’s gonna be Gauge’s birthday tomorrow!

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She’s thirty-something!

10:04 am July, 23 The Dude said...

The underarm seepage is due to the underarm brohawk he’s been preparing. Film at 11.

10:15 am July, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Looks like it’s that time of the month and pretty heavy flow at that, she somehow managed to smear period blood all over her arm, the picture of vile I know. But on the positive side of things we atleast know she’s running on dead eggs at the moment and there is no chance of this couple producing offspring when he drops his tartar sauce in her fish taco later, Earth is safe for another day…

10:19 am July, 23 Duck Duck Douche said...

Poor Eliza Dushku. I had no idea she had fallen this far.

10:24 am July, 23 DarkSock said...

Darlene has a hard time putting on makeup properly since the gyroscope was put in her monkey hole.

10:33 am July, 23 creature said...

these two were caught in a hail of rubber bullets at the occupy san fernando demonstration

10:33 am July, 23 DarkSock said...

There was a girl in Junior High named Darlene that a legend grew up around. She was somewhat mannish but very sexually active and supposedly was engaging in group sex at a kegger when a glass Coca-Cola™ bottle became stuck in her vagina due to the vacuum effect. As the legend goes, one of the boys fetched his BB gun and shot the protruding glass base, popping out a small hole and thusly releasing the vacuum. Then, supposedly, everyone in the room was sickened by the fetid stench of her womanly innards.
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From that point on her nickname was “Darlene Sardine”.
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I somewhat doubt the validity of the story; it has the air of 7th grade fancy about it.
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But to this day I will not date a woman named Darlene, nor will I consume Coca-Cola™ products from a glass vessel. I have no truck with sardines, though.
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Renobs.

11:06 am July, 23 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Some day, Mona will come to regret this photo. Probably today, since it got posted here. Wonder if she’ll go all cease and desist?

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She’ll probably regret getting so drunk and/or high that night. Not only did she make a spectacle of herself, she also mated with Vomitorious, got pregnant and contracted something else.

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Ah, well, wisdom is wasted on the old, and youth on the young…

11:08 am July, 23 creature said...

darlene the sardine…heheh

11:10 am July, 23 hermit said...

^ I thoroughly believe that story. After all, any physicists will tell you that “nature abhors a vacuum.”

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And by “nature,” I mean yeast infection.

11:35 am July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can’t remember if she was in ‘Prince and the Revulsion” or “The Pew Power Generation.” Darlene would know that sardine smelling pubescent pussy prolopse party princess.

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Little Red Corvettes

12:06 pm July, 23 creature said...

if I squeeze it in the middle hard enough, my sauseeg resembles a Coke bottle….sauseeg says I

1:31 pm July, 23 The Dude said...

creature, I’ve gotta 2-litre.

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Mahnly Mahn

1:33 pm July, 23 The Dude said...

When I squeeze it in the middle, it looks like an hour glass. For an hour.

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Or so.

5:22 pm July, 23 Chris P said...

Man i hate that guy Calvin. Reason why im in the gym on the daily tho. got to love the fam

6:51 am July, 24 CB Popped said...

Got a yeast infection in my dick once,,,,,,,not cool at all.

6:52 am July, 24 CB Popped said...

It looked like a purple – egg roll.

Cipro didnt kill it, I had to go with “Diflucan” as my Mother suggested.

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