Tuesday, July 17, 2012

Lance and Kara express dismay over The Hot Taco

Kara and Lance

Lance and Kara stand off in the wings, watching the spectacle unfold that is The Hot Taco in all his cumin-laced glory, and they begin to question their life choices with lugubrious introspection…

# posted by Bagnonymous
8:52 am July, 17 hermit said...

The Reverend just got a boner over this blue-eyed negress.

8:59 am July, 17 army (ret) douche said...

they have the blank stare of the undead… the next pic will be of them eating someone’s face…

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boom stick

9:02 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Half assed bro-hawk isn’t even centered on his cranioid. I wouldn’t even spare a trash can lid to smack him upside the head with.

9:12 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Zombies are new bored, shiftless slackers.

9:29 am July, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Crooked MoHawk is the new Hat Tilt

9:36 am July, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She has the pursed lips of Bleeth cheeking a huge wad of freshly evacuated hawk-jism. Truly a foul duo these creatures are, chin shart, anal bead rosary, tribal tats, lopsided hawk this whole situation screams of bizarre sleaze like breaking into the morgue to pump off on the corpses kinda sleaze.

9:38 am July, 17 Vin Douchal said...

He hipmotized her with that tatt and made her believe he is Hanuman.

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When he snaps his fingers she spits out that mouthful of Kabuli

9:45 am July, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Jeepers Creepers, where’d ya get those peepers?

Jeepers Creepers, where’d ya get those eyes?

9:59 am July, 17 Dickie Fingers said...

These two look they’ve been hypnotized.

10:00 am July, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Hot Chicks With CEO Positions:

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10:01 am July, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Vin @ 9:29am FTW.

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This is the look you get from taking too much X. And black chicks with blue eyes freak me the fucc out.

10:08 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Vin, that is one impressive anal bead.

10:12 am July, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Vin

I’d let her defrag my hard drive.

10:13 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

and Yahoo is the new AOL, hot CEO or not.

10:14 am July, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Wrong Hermit! I think that girl is Zamed The Creepy Wankscrotess, sister of Jed.

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And blessed be Dark Sock for his gift of Taught Tight New Pocohantas Pear as the skies have opened up with roaring thunder and lightning with torrents of rain that have saved hundreds of millions of dollars of crops surrounding the Plantation this glorious day. Hundreds or thousands of farmers have escaped bankruptcy only to enter the end of the season with a harvest which will be glorious and bountiful when commodities are at all time highs. I have a crop that will be selling at an all time high but it’s on a different market. N’Mean.

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Only a picture on HCwDB can end a drought. Let us smoke. Son

10:16 am July, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d lick that Yahoo chicks Alta Vista.

10:16 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Tyra Boinks

10:31 am July, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Freida Pinchloaf

10:37 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Layonmi Campbell

10:53 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Rushlimbo Williams

11:00 am July, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sleaza Bonet

11:03 am July, 17 jonezy said...

Zoe Salpoundna

11:11 am July, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think she’s suffering from an inverted for of kwashiorkor that makes her eyes pop out instead of her stomach. Get her off the bath salts and onto a Big Mac or sumthin’. She must be with him because he claims to be the chief of the Pooloos. He’s got that badass tatt as proof, right?

11:11 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Bouncie Knolls

11:15 am July, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Diarihanna

11:16 am July, 17 The Dude said...

That’s no anal bead – it’s a space station!

11:18 am July, 17 The Dude said...

And, what’s with all these guys wearing Rachel Dratch’s eyebrows from that crappy Adam Sandler movie that I never remember the fuckn name of, on account of that I really don’t care?

11:49 am July, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Pam Grear

12:05 pm July, 17 Wheezer said...

Re: Vin’s 10:00 a.m. pic…..

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Her name is Marissa Mayer? I hope to the Holy One Samurai Scrote that she’s not related to a certain douchewank…..

12:07 pm July, 17 Wheezer said...

So is his ‘hawk at a 23° Axe-ial tilt to match the Earth?

12:21 pm July, 17 The Dude said...

Lånce wånts schwantz, but don’t wipe it off on his drapes. Sticky drapes are so embarrassing!

2:27 pm July, 17 Morbo said...

Is it possible these two did indeed get a look at Hot Taco and have been scared straight? Like one of those field trips classes of troubled youths take to a prison?

I want to think they’ve seen a glimpse of the future and have slowly inched back from the douchepice.

2:39 pm July, 17 Stephanie said...

They don’t have their douche bags eyes yet,they’re like little Bambis in the headlights.

3:29 pm July, 17 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Lance needs to hit himself in the head with a mallet until he dies.

Lance, my boy – what the hell were you thinking when you spent all that cash on those celtic inkstains embedded in your skin, that ‘do with the grease and HILITES, the EARRING, and spent time grooming your chin pubes meticulously, as well as your EYEBROWS?

Do you not realize that you are showing less judgement and character than a fungus?

4:38 pm July, 17 Wheezer said...

Her roofies just kicked in, apparently activated by the flash. Lance was caught thinking they’d take two more seconds, but things worked better than he had hoped.

9:28 pm July, 17 The Dude said...

“Lance needs to hit himself in the head with a mallet until he dies.” – the uncertainty principle of ‘can you be absolutely certain he finished the job’ would come into play in that scenario. By that I mean to be absolutely certain, give him a few pops once he’s ‘done’.

5:44 am July, 18 CB Popped said...

Fuckin” beads

10:06 am July, 20 MM said...

She looks like a famine victim with make-up on.

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