Friday, July 13, 2012

Natalie's Night of Triplefail

Fail #1.

Fail #2.

Fail #3.

Three douches and you’re out. And by out, I mean emotionally fractured and vaguely alcoholic.

# posted by douchebag1
9:48 am July, 13 FredN. said...

The face is atrocious.

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But I give Hector Largeman props for trying to use a telephoto lens to acquire an upskirt shot when the vajayjay is only 6 inches away.

10:07 am July, 13 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

I think douche #2 ate douche #1 and douche #3 and he’s about ready to undergo mitosis to make douche #4 soon.

11:08 am July, 13 Troy Tempest said...

She’s just a dumb bleeth. And they’re all douche. Nothing some social clorox and a wire brush can’t fix.

11:10 am July, 13 DayGloGuido said...

Bogdan broke off from comparing Thai boxing routines with the bouncers to show Shirley Cakeface his two-finger takedown..

11:30 am July, 13 DarkSock said...

To quote Pfah:

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“Yellow is the new boner”.

11:33 am July, 13 Morbo said...

Either Natalie is paid to pose hott, and is counting down the amount of time until her shift ends and she can score some primo coke with her boyfriend Tito (who only called her a bitch that one time, and hasn’t answered the goddamn phone all night, but is really, really sweet and has bitchin’ tattoos) … or her friend Tina owes her big time for playing wingman at the Arhtur Kade “How to be a Star” seminar.

My money’s on the first one. I do believe that vagina has done some heavy lifting.

11:36 am July, 13 Wheezer said...

Fail #2 = Jack Black?

11:49 am July, 13 dan said...

@ Wheezer:

No – its Jon Lovitz. In the background.

12:02 pm July, 13 Dickie Fingers said...

Who takes a real doll out to a nightclub?

12:18 pm July, 13 I R A Darth Aggie said...

emotionally fractured and vaguely alcoholic

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Ah, an easy chick. I’d even feed her grapes, and rub her feet…

12:39 pm July, 13 Tanath said...

Fail #2

But if he’s holding the camera…WHO’S TAKING THE PICTURE!!!???!!!

12:55 pm July, 13 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

I’m not sure what’s larger: her pupils or her man hands?

12:56 pm July, 13 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Her pupils are so large you could shave in them.

12:57 pm July, 13 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Her pupils are so large Mt. Palomar is calling.

1:02 pm July, 13 Choad the Douche Sprocket said...

Her pupils are so large she can see in the dark…which helps immeasurably when she’s searching the semen-stained back seat of her 1997 Corolla for another hit of meth at 4 am.

1:46 pm July, 13 DayGloGuido said...

Oh yes! The Choad has it in spades!

2:30 pm July, 13 A. Newt said...

She’s clearly into him(s).

3:04 pm July, 13 Voulez-vous douchez? said...

Red Shirt in #2 sourly awaits his turn to pose with Real Doll “Natalie”. What a noxious nest of creepers. I weep for Toronto.

5:02 pm July, 13 Stephanie said...

Natalie likes to keep her lousy options open. But it must be terrible to go home with losers,and by the looks of it,she’s going to quit this soon.

5:41 pm July, 13 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Goes to show that girls can be douchebags too. Sunglasses on the head in the nightclub? If you’re in Norway you may have an excuse…if you came in at 11pm it was still sunny. Doucheville, USA, not so much…

5:35 am July, 14 Douchble Helix said...

Remember this chick in this outfit?

http://img94.imageshack.us/img94/3915/15104.jpg

4:41 pm July, 14 French Word for Shower said...

That’s…that’s not really her head, is it? Is she a little person? An early, Frankenhooker-esque attempt at grafting a normal (albeit soulless) head on a teeny little body?

What I’m saying is, her head’s really fucking big.

7:37 pm July, 14 Stephanie said...

Bath salts for everyone!

11:47 pm July, 14 Little Willie said...

Gomez and his Real Doll. He has the special pre op tranny model with a 14 inch vibrating dick.

8:48 am July, 16 Doucharellious said...

She’s a little person. Has to be. I’m scared. And that turns me on.

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