Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

9:07 am July, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mamms has lost the plot. Here she looks like a 12 year old Thai boy wearing a blond wig, a reggae hat, and couple of water balloons in one of his mother’s bras.

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Peter is made of approximately 90% synthol.

9:18 am July, 16 Troy Tempest said...

These two together induce nausea better than a liter of ipecac. Image to make you hurl: the two of them doing the nasty. Her skanky orange ass and giant wallowing silicone boobs getting pricked by his roid shrivelled micro-dick. The grunting. The Sweat. The smell of Axe.

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You pukin’ yet?

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She rolls over on her back for the Missionary, she coughs from the weigh of the silicone on her chest. He mounts her permanently waxed cooter and slides his micro-dick into her and 35 seconds later – done.

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You pukin’ yet?

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He rolls off her and says “Can you scratch my hip? I can’t reach it, cuz I’m just so swole….”

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Hhhrhrhrrrkrkrkgkgkgkgklglgkgrlglrkglrlglgkgurgle…

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I just hurled.

9:21 am July, 16 Justin Timberbag said...

I see what you are trying to do, Peter. You are an usurper. You can not, and will not take the throne from the greatness that was Pumpy. Not now, not ever. Pumpy RIP

9:23 am July, 16 creature said...

her head is nearly as big as her breastuses

10:09 am July, 16 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

Waxed cooter. Isn’t that some soft of species of tropical bird?

10:10 am July, 16 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

“sort of”, fucking hell.

10:12 am July, 16 Stephanie said...

Did she burn her nose off? Or does she have shit on her face? Ha ha ha says Peter PumpinHead. Mary gets a pin and pops Peter Pumpinhead and there’s weird goo all over.

10:15 am July, 16 Stephanie said...

I shit you not,the circus is in town.

10:18 am July, 16 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

You fuckers wanna move? I’m trying to watch the game!

10:36 am July, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Chili’s has just introduced its new Triple Penetration(tm) menu.

11:12 am July, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I likes him better as Veg Armstrong. She’s……crisp.

11:34 am July, 16 Charles Douchewin said...

@ Sir Huddleston Fuddleston

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Yes, the waxed cooter is indeed a tropical bird. It has reduced plumage, and inhabits mostly equatorial latitudes – especially northern Brazil.

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In your area, you’re likely to see the common double-breasted brown-topped mattress thrasher. Also, if not seen, yellow-topped thrashers are identified by their shrill calls.

11:48 am July, 16 FredN. said...

Old pic.

12:18 pm July, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Mattress Thrasher. Son.

1:00 pm July, 16 DarkSock said...

@ FredN

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No, it’s not an old picture. It was taken just this weekend. They’ve simply not moved from that spot for several months, because they both forgot that they were sentient beings.

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Medical FACT.

1:10 pm July, 16 creature said...

Perma-wax Cooter…that’s the old feller who details my ride

1:11 pm July, 16 army (ret) douche said...

i agree withrev he was better as veg… how far did these freaks make it in the yearly? i hope it wasn’t past the second round

1:11 pm July, 16 creature said...

…& by ‘details my ride’, I mean manscaper

1:29 pm July, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

May I remind you all that she was formerly a he. And no Rev we don’t need to see the pre-op photos again.

2:50 pm July, 16 Stephanie said...

How does this shit ever get a flight when he takes up 2 spots?

2:59 pm July, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dude McCrude is correct. Pumpin’ Head is a unique combo of HGH and Synthol. Synthol, I says…

4:45 pm July, 16 The Dude said...

This pic gets my loins a goin’ – but so does my Mac OS X screen saver.

5:05 pm July, 16 FredN. said...

@ Darksock: that is entirely plausible. My mistake!

4:29 pm July, 17 wolfram74 said...

She’s had her boobs reduced.He still looks like a complete plank !

5:49 am July, 18 CB Popped said...

What an awesome couple.