Friday, July 27, 2012

Reader Mail: Harry Palmerbag Laments a Bartender Hott

I received this cryptic email in my in-box this morning:

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I am concerned for the soul of Rockhell, my bikini bartender/hot center of my empty universe. She is a fan if Jersey Shore and douche cilture. I blame society. My soul is wearing thin like an Corono bikini bottom.

Yours (by that I mean hers)

– Harry PalmerBag

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Who knows how many hearts this mysterious “Rockhell” bikini bartender hath broken.

What I do know is that “Corono” bikini bottoms speak to us all. Even those with limited spelling ability.

# posted by douchebag1
9:17 am July, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

DB1, I can only hope Harry Palmerbag woke up from his drunken stupor this morning, sees this and realized he should not email you when intoxicated and distraught over a bleeth bartender. Another life lesson learned, compliments of HCWDB. Praise the lord.

10:11 am July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“She is a fan if Jersey Shore and douche cilture.” I thought it was CLITure the first time I read it. I was wondering what his problem was but then I had some coffee. Poor dumb bastard seems to need some too.

10:52 am July, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Oh, come on! How hard can this chick be to pick up? Just look at her – there’s no way her IQ transcends the ability to comprehend a traffic light.

Harry should be able to get her to give him some skull with 10-15 minutes of effort.

10:53 am July, 27 Douche Wayne said...

At first I thought “Rockhell” was a clever play on words. Then I read the rest of the e-mail.

10:55 am July, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

She looks expensive and disinterested.

11:09 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I me I wont to keel tha gey Guess twinns. Sone@

11:10 am July, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hairy Palm(er). Tha’s funn1 Son in a criptik way. San.

11:16 am July, 27 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Was this email kinda sticky when you got it Boss?

11:36 am July, 27 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Sounds like a drunk email.

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Not that I’ve been there. No, sir.

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Rockhell and her bikini would be awful for my liver.

11:41 am July, 27 Mr. Biggs said...

It’s expected. The price of extended hottie/douchebag commingling is the collective scrambling of humanity’s brains.

To put it another way, every time a hottie and a douchebag achieve coitus, another schizophrenic shoots up a theater.

11:45 am July, 27 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I never worried about the souls of any dames I was bangin’. Na mean? Who cares what TV show she watches? I once banged a dame whilst she was watching a Jerry Vale special. Jerry Vale, I says!

12:00 pm July, 27 Wheezer said...

That’s probably Harry and his bro, Dick Palmer, in the pic with her.

3:20 pm July, 27 Said said...

Nicely said, Wheeze!

3:22 pm July, 27 The Dude said...

Fuck! I need a post-it note to remind me to pay attention to the post-it note strapped to my screen saying “Hey dummy! Have you signed in?”

11:05 pm July, 29 Little Willie said...

Two faggots and their pre op tranny buddy.

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