Wednesday, July 25, 2012

Reader Mail: HCwHD


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Dear DB1

I’ve attached a picture that has me concerned. As a cheeseburger I feel threatened by this photo and hope this is just some fad and not some new disturbing trend. I mean seriously where’s the love for the cheeseburger?

but on another note, hott in the black & white top looks like this isn’t her first go around with a plumb, juicy hot diggity dog.

Pic came from this article discussing faux geek chicks, which I agree with. Fake eye-wear is wrong!!

– John Largemans Cheeseburger

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Hot Dog penis jokes are as old as the day is long, and as swung as the shlong is hung. That being said, good work JLC, for as old, swung and schlong hung as hot dog penis jokes are, they still make me titter like a tweener on twitter.

However, there is room for only one top dog. And his name is Nick.

# posted by douchebag1
3:38 pm July, 25 The Dude said...

Hey, John Largeman’s cheeseburger, you don’t need to poop on the hot dog. There’s plenty of room for cheeseburgers too!

3:57 pm July, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Largeman’s Cheeseburger is a couple of patties short of a Big Mac.

4:02 pm July, 25 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

I’m not a hater when it comes to hotdogs, one of my best friends is a hot dog he is from The Chi and they do their dogs right there. I don’t know maybe it’s my insecurity I’m tired of all the Pink Slime talk, the massive recalls etc; I just don’t want to get phased out. What I would like is for chick in B&W top to take a big ole sloppy bite out of me so I can drip my mustard betwixt her cleavite, cleavite I says and watch her giggle as she sops it up.

4:22 pm July, 25 The Dude said...

JLC, you better watch out — that tall, gorgeous Italian chick that sold him his Fiat is hungry for sloppy seconds. Watch out, she’s tainted.

4:23 pm July, 25 The Dude said...

John Largeman’s Fiat is a real mess. Film at 11

4:27 pm July, 25 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

@Dude

That’s not nice, plus Big Mac’s are nothing to aspire to. Bob’s Big Boy (double decker, of course) or a Friendly’s Big Beef® are worthy of aspiration.

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Sliders are for pussy’s.

4:29 pm July, 25 John Largemans Cheeseburger said...

My Fiat???

4:51 pm July, 25 The Dude said...

Last I checked, John Largeman hadn’t transferred title of his Fiat to his cheeseburger 🙂

5:07 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

JLC might be onto something. A brand of packaged lean meat I used to buy seems to have imported USDA prime slime. We couldn’t cook it anymore so I through it into my sausage recipe and made dinks out of it. Until the retaining ring on the fucking stuffer broke and I had to freeze all the fucking meat. I can has cheeseburger?

5:39 pm July, 25 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Aren’t sliders the spinners of the burger world? I’ll take 3, as long as at least one is prime Japanese Kobe.

6:54 pm July, 25 Mr. Biggs said...

Ya know, I apply similar rules to geeks that I do to the Blues. If you have hot chicks in your dating Rolodex, you’re not a geek.

8:23 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

They’re giving “The Flatulant Eye of Fenway Frank”

8:24 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

They’re giving “Dyspeptic Utterings of Dodger Dog”

8:25 pm July, 25 Vin Douchal said...

They’re giving “Noxious Emissions of Nathan’s”

8:31 pm July, 25 The Dude said...

They’re giving “Lost Gyroscope of the Monkeyhole”

8:59 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They’re giving “The Loose Stool of the Jimmy Dean’s””

9:02 pm July, 25 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They’re giving “Bloated Belly of the Brats”

9:11 pm July, 25 DarkSock said...

They’re giving the “Oscar of John’s Mayer”

9:12 pm July, 25 DarkSock said...

Full disclosure: My band does a cover of John Mayer’s “Gravity”.

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It is a panty-dropper. Plus the bass line is retard-easy.

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I regret nothing.

9:42 pm July, 25 The Dude said...

My band does a cover of the complete soundtrack to the John Mayer hologram, upside down. If I had a band. Or musical talent. And if I was upside down. Well, I actually have musical talent, but it’s no match for Mayerbag. http://www.myspace.com/neochopin

1:51 am July, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I’d like to cover John Mayer. With kerosine.

2:12 am July, 26 CB Popped said...

Socks dropping panties w Mayer covers,,,,,nice.

5:31 am July, 26 Douche Wayne said...

This pic makes me yearn for a Duchess chilidog.

Duchess? Anyone? Anyone?

5:33 am July, 26 Douche Wayne said...

DarkSock @ 9:12

I believe Rock Star Leniency Rule applies. But recognizing you have a problem is the first step towards recovery.

Taints Marching

8:34 am July, 26 FredN. said...

I stay at home, just, like a hermit

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I got the jammy but I don’t got the permit

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You know why? You got a boyfriend and his name is Nick

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Annabelle caught with the shrimpy limp dick

8:23 pm July, 26 Stephanie said...

Just like douche bags,hot dogs are made of these ingredients: chicken entrails,pig’s assholes,and whatever else is crawling around near the vat.

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