Thursday, July 26, 2012

Reader Mail: The Captain Returns From Vegas

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Db1

Back from vacation, lemme tell ya it was another freak show in Vegas, some kinda hair stylist convention, a weird hairstylist convention (a shitload of herpsters who turned their hair into cotton candy running all over the goddam place, and they were feeding these creatures booze, lots of it!)

Anyways long story short during my downtime at the airports I did some trolling and dredged up a few pics, Santa claus I’m glad to say doesn’t run with goose! and a herpster has broken the light barrier while giving a piggy bag ride to a hot.

CJTD

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# posted by douchebag1
9:13 am July, 26 Vin Douchal said...

Frolicking douchebags need no stage nor prompting. Just pipe in some rocking Olivia Newton-John tunes and they start spinning and fist pumping all over the place

9:13 am July, 26 Vin Douchal said...

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Also, Darksock’s kayak adventure, captured in gif form

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9:13 am July, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

FUUUUUUUUUUH-RIST!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone PLEEEZ tell me who that brunette goddess is, who’se footsteps I would sniff in worship.

9:14 am July, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Vin, how in the hell did you beat me to this???

9:30 am July, 26 Douchble Helix said...

What’s the difference between acrobats at the circus and them broads way in the back in black bikinis & high heels?

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One is a cunning array of stunts, while the other is…

9:45 am July, 26 FredN. said...

John Paleman looks on in excited agreement.

10:30 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Along with the phrase, “Free Maker’s Mark All Night,” “Hairstylist Convention in Vegas,” gives me a boner. I don’t care what else happens, that there is some bleethy goodness.

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John Steroidman is so excited he’s doing back flips and handstands.

10:38 am July, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Dude in blue shirt in the background looks like he just stole Rev Chads weed and is bee lining it out of there stat so he doesn’t get his ass beat.

10:38 am July, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What the hell is this crap:

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    10:52 am July, 26 FredN. said...

    I love it.

10:40 am July, 26 Jacques Doucheteau said...

And I would recklessly unload my post-ban teste drum of baby bullets on brunette’s curvacious clevite like a madman in a movie theater.

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What…too soon?

11:06 am July, 26 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Is this Champagne Katie’s little sister Bourbon Barbie?

11:29 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Flying Dullendas in the background don’t even notice Smiling Quartasian Phoebe Cates. Queers I says!

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Oh Phoebe, ye of light olive skin and Sephardim bubble ass, how I longed for you that day I first saw your breasts pert and young. Even Tami the bitch that broke my heart got horny after Fast Times at Ridgemont High/Summer Lovers Double feature and took my giant teen member in the dirty hotel room we rented as I thought of you and young Darryl Hanna. My mind wanders. Son.

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http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1470042/phoebe_cates_nude_in_paradise_and_fast_times_at_ridgemont_high/

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Boner.

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11:41 am July, 26 Dickie Fingers said...

Does that dude in the red hat think that chest bandana look good?

1:07 pm July, 26 baffomet said...

One word – Stacked!!

3:24 pm July, 26 The Dude said...

Red is my new favorite bikini color.

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She could have millions of potential Presidents with my thrown-out bathwater, as long as she doesn’t blame me for her being a hot mom instead of just hott. Unless some of them actually become Presidents.

8:47 pm July, 26 ehcuodouche said...

Probably about the hottest not-asian girl ever on the site, and the pic is ruined by the worlds longest butt crack.

5:52 am July, 27 smackdouche said...

At the risk of being mauled, that’s the beautiful Arianny Celeste–UFC ring girl.

8:45 am July, 27 Douchble Helix said...

Mauled? Great catch! Playboy cover, too!

10:36 pm July, 29 Little Willie said...

Nice tits in the foreground just begging for repeated pearl necklaces. The muscle-bound faggot in the background doing the handstand is demonstrating to the other queers how he positions himself for his male partner to perform a rusty trombone which is preceded with a man chowder enema.

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