Monday, July 30, 2012

Reader Mail: URC is the Town Mascot of Marshalltown, Iowa

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DB1,

This is from Marshalltown Iowa – no poo here – at least not much. This town is hard, like Fort Worth, or Detroit minus the rappers and pawn bling. Yet the summer festival mascot is the Ubiquitous Red Cup. Is there a deeper, darker meaning to this – I see Tom Hanks, weird rituals, Dan Brown novels…? By the way, This is a tshirt hanging in the grocery store – so you know it’s real. Grocers don’t mess around.

- Edwin

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“Is this a douchey frat party?” “It’s Iowa.” — Field of Poo

# posted by douchebag1
11:17 am July, 30 jonezy said...

You should see the crazy shit they do with ping pong balls over in Cedar Rapids

11:56 am July, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

“This town is hard, like Fort Worth, or Detroit minus the rappers and pawn bling.” Huh????

11:57 am July, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

You should see the crazy shit the girls do with ears of corn over in Ames.

12:00 pm July, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

You should see the crazy shit they do with hay bales over in Iowa City.

12:02 pm July, 30 Et Tu Douche? said...

You should see the crazy shit they do gyroscopes over in Des Moines.

12:23 pm July, 30 jonezy said...

“I read in the paper that Stan Johnson’s entire herd of cattle had their asses peed in- can you believe a thing like that could happen right here in Iowa?”

12:48 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You should see the crazy shit I do with my cousin’s wife in Montreal.

12:49 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You should see the crazy shit I write when I’m stoned.

12:50 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

If you build it, they will Mons.

1:03 pm July, 30 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Yous can say all the shit you want about Marshalltown but those fuckers make the best assortment of trowels in the world.

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Masons

1:09 pm July, 30 Marshalltown said...

http://www.marshalltown.com/Products.aspx?D=200&S=203

1:52 pm July, 30 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I’m going to use the MAGNESIUM BULL FLOAT BLADES on Mrs Wallnuts tonight in the boudoir. Boudoir, I says.

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Marshalltown is the first town that could be entered into the Hall of Scrote.

2:07 pm July, 30 Stephanie said...

You should see the shit they do with pigs,I says.

3:43 pm July, 30 FredN. said...

Good friend from college was from Marshalltown. Huge freaking family from Thailand landed there. I thought it was a fluke, but he said there were a ton of Thais there.

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He knew how to party, too.

11:46 am August, 1 Beto said...

Home town of late actress Jean Seberg, persecuted by J. Edgar Hoover for supporting the Black Panthers and a favorite hott of Jean Luc Godard.

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