Wednesday, July 11, 2012

Sombrero Mike Loves Lavo

I’m guessing Lavo is his pet ferret. Anyone else?

Mmmm… Slender Margruita. How your shiney and freshly washed hair smells faintly of Herbal Essence and calcified water. I judge not your nasal lilt, for your doe eyes bespeak sunrises of pooch slap and thigh suckle with a margarita chaser. No salt. Beaches of butt poke, and an overpriced bill from a surly waiter.

# posted by douchebag1
6:24 am July, 11 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After what he was eating he need the lavotory and some Beaner, I mean Beano.

6:33 am July, 11 Retard said...

Don’t forget Slightly Zaftig Conchita. I’d chupa those chi-chis.

6:45 am July, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’m guessing Lavo is his tent buddy from summer camp when he they were 13 and awakening. Anyone else?

6:49 am July, 11 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmm… Slender Margruita, indeed!!!!

7:09 am July, 11 pingu305 said...

Not a douche pass for him.he’s trying his hardest just to get in both girls pants.

7:15 am July, 11 Bueller said...

Arianny Celeste two days in a row…me likey

7:54 am July, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

He loves to bathe? Lavo, digo.

8:00 am July, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Meh. Pass. Lavo is his penis. His other shirt explains as much.

8:00 am July, 11 Justin Timberbag said...

It’s a super trendy NYC nightclub located in midtown.

Just last week, I had a cab driver ask if we could drive past it just so he could check out the hot chicks on the sidewalk.

8:10 am July, 11 FredN. said...

Speaking of salt…

8:12 am July, 11 Nancy Dreuche said...

Middle hott would look good holding up a sign with numbers on it announcing the number of rounds two idiots have been beating the shit out if eachother. She should do this in a bikini to convey good sportsmanship.

8:27 am July, 11 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This picture is from the douche version of the movie Machete; Douchete.

8:56 am July, 11 The Dude said...

Hey! I like skinny chicks and fat chicks too! And weatherbunnies!

9:09 am July, 11 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Big girls do more in bed. Er, ah, I mean at least that’s what I’ve heard.

2:21 pm July, 11 Anonymous said...

lavo is the best nightclub in las vegas. at the palazzo

8:24 pm July, 11 Morbo said...

Are we sure Mike is awake, or even alive?

This looks like a scene out of “Weekend at Bernie’s 3: It’s Wednesday, and Bernie is some asshead named Mike”

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