Thursday, July 26, 2012

Some Days I Just Shouldn't Have Gotten Out of Bed

One day, I will punch a baby sloth in the nadsack with a rubber billy club as karmic retribution for the existence of this pic.

That day may never come.

But then again, it might.

# posted by douchebag1
6:29 am July, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Many disturbing elements here, one of the more egregious is the tattoos on upper back of bleeth. I vote no more pics of Kissius Vomitorious it’s too early in the morning to have to witness him in full frontal as opposed to his usual side angle.

6:30 am July, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

How about the embarrassment of a 2 inch fun stick in your C-list designer boxer briefs for Karma? I’ve seen poodles with more impressive equipment.

6:32 am July, 26 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Heinousity.

6:49 am July, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’m gonna take the high road with this one and stay positive as this is all the better it’s going to get for him, a year from now he’ll be farting blood on a regular basis from having to resort to gay porno movies to support his bath salts habit, another year goes by and his looks have faded a bit, those abs have a touch of marmalade starting to build up on them and the hawk is starting to gray and fall out. Pretty soon he’s standing out on the corner with a blond wig, some rouge, hot pink pumps and burn marks on his lips from the meth pipe. All good things come to an end.

7:21 am July, 26 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

@Capt.

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If that’s staying positive I’d hate to know what you say to the young Douches when they come home from school with C’s and D’s on the old report card.

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Am I the only one wishing it was Neon Pinky who was doing the mons pubis reveal? Sure, there’d be another tat on that shaved and spray tanned abdomen, probably a heart or Chinese character nestled in the delicate cleft running up from her mound along the lop of her left thigh. It would be a distraction but I’d stay firm, my eyes avoiding the ink by staring slightly doggedly down and to the left.

7:23 am July, 26 Douchble Helix said...

I know it’s usually considered poor internet etiquette to quibble about grammar. However…

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I think some version of “shouldn’t-a”, perhaps “shounta”, would have been preferable to “shouldn’t have” in the headline.

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That is all.

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Natural blonds.

7:24 am July, 26 Vin Douchal said...

The beauty of the mirror is that you can see she has a flesh eating virus before you hit on her…. unless your a self-absorbed douchebag

7:24 am July, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Oh, and the blame for this piece of shit belongs to you know who.

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Who?

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You know, the guy that beget “Nicole”, which beget, “Snooki”, which beget “The Situation”…

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Na mean?

7:35 am July, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Magic Mike?

7:46 am July, 26 DoucheyWallnuts said...

When I look at Pneumatic Pauline I do not know what is worse; her roots, her rack, her spindly legs, her grill, her cockk breath or her taste in men.

8:38 am July, 26 FredN. said...

Then I met this girl she tried to gank me

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So I smacked her in the booty with a Plank Bee

8:57 am July, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

I dub him “The Itchuation™”

9:10 am July, 26 Jeet Kune Douche said...

What the hell did that guy do to his hair???!??!?!? Did he pee into an electric socket or something???

Milfish looking chick next to him is VERY slim, with bazongaz clearly primed with silicone and ready to launch from cape canaveral. Needs to redo her dye job, though, cuz them roots are showin’ BIG time.

9:47 am July, 26 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Another pic of Kissius Vomitorious ? I do believe this tool is trying to compete for a 2012 Douchie.

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And bleeth needs to meet up with Ms. Clairol.

1:02 pm July, 26 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her roots.

8:34 pm July, 26 Stephanie said...

Why would you pose in your underpants? Show us the back side with the brown skid mark,fake punk.

9:44 am August, 2 Haaaaahaaaahaaaa said...

Not much fruit in those looms….

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