Sunday, July 22, 2012

Spikey and the Bath Salt Shaker Commend the Reader Comment o' the week

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Spikey pauses from playing his Strumpet in the club only long enough to say “Yo, nice work, Bag Hunters…it’s a 3-way!”. Then back to publicly grinding the societal loss into our collective souls.

First up: Hermit, surveying the raft of 1%-er douchocity evinced in Wednesday’s “Yo, It’s Hard Up In These Hamptons”, opines:

“If one looks beyond the trappings of materialism, the designer sunglasses and fashionable clothes, he can read in the faces of these youngsters the pain lost love and broken homes. And, if he looks further, a set of low-slung milk jugs suspended by a pair of leopard skin tit hammocks.”

Then we have rat packer DoucheyWallnuts, regarding “John Largeman Jr’s Poor Life Choices”; D.W. says:

“I beg to differ. Given Largeman’s ample deficits, I think in this case he’s chosen wisely. These three would be beyond his pay grade to masterbate to, so to actually be in contact with them is on a par with the Ethiopians getting to Mars before we do.”

Mars, he says.

Finally there is Vin Douchal, riffing on “Kid n’ Poo”. V.D. simply utters “LL Stool J”…

It is this generation’s “Rosebud”.

That’s a wrap on another week of the collective mock…we’ll close out with a rare visit from Hall of Pear Queen Supreme AssPear LaPlante...Book ’em, Dano.

# posted by Bagnonymous
10:31 am July, 22 bigphatnotadouche said...

Ass Pear Laplante – what’s not to love.

12:56 pm July, 22 Wheezer said...

Ass Pear LaPlante appears to have used too little SPF on her lovely cheeks (yeah, those cheeks). Therefore, I volunteer to smear aloe all over her in loving fashion to soothe those burns.

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Don’t even try to tell me she isn’t turning red, dammit. She is, and she can’t see back there, so she’ll have to take my word for it.

1:25 pm July, 22 The Dude said...

Yep — LL Stool J and Poopac Shakur really broke my rhythm scrolling through the Kid’n’Poo thread.

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I’m not sure we’re going to beat the Ethiopians to Mars.

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Tit hammocks are excellent nap locations, as long as they aren’t sticky.

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Congrats all, and thanks again DarkSock for all this hard work on your day off. btw, you left your backpack on that rock by APLP 🙂

1:52 pm July, 22 Dickie Fingers said...

Bababoooey

1:59 pm July, 22 creature said...

if Fenny’s ass birthed me, I would climb back in the womb

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