Thursday, July 12, 2012

The Inartful Dodger

Later, he’s going to show Estella his Fagin.

Yeah, that’s right, I’m making Dickens references. Whaddaya want? I went to Trader Joes yesterday and the Real Housewives of Los Angeles kept knocking me out of the aisles with giant baby strollers and residual pilates sweat. Almost stopped me from buying my Joe-Joes. And nobody puts Joe-Joes in the corner.

# posted by douchebag1
11:39 am July, 12 Anonymous said...

Is that slender Margruita?

12:19 pm July, 12 jonezy said...

can’t argue with the guy…

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I’d eat her Mon Mons like Bon Bons.

12:24 pm July, 12 Dickie Fingers said...

Those frantic hand gestures are because he’s chocking.

12:36 pm July, 12 Bueller said...

The week of Arianny Celeste. 3 days in a row and a double shot Thursday…

12:44 pm July, 12 skrag2112 said...

Someone just had a bath salt smoothie. Watch your face.

12:48 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

I like the smell of my-palm in the morning after I’ve slept with Olivia Munn.

http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/0112-olivia-munn-maxim-02.jpg

12:48 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

Munn Mons

12:51 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Is he a douchebag cuz he’s a Dodgers fan? They don’t even look like they’re together. Man this chick is like the perfect girl. A steady job posing for pictures in various bars and such and she likes baseball. Damn, hard to beat that.

1:14 pm July, 12 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Looks like that attractive asian wench tipping her dodgers hat to us is about to be attacked by an epileptic old geezer zombie…………..

1:23 pm July, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I just bought Birkenstocks on account of the bad feet. But suddenly I am overwhelmed with desire to grow a handlbar stache and smoke obscure clove cigars while riding my daughter’s fixed gear bike and waxing poetic about the genius of Skinny Puppy in my old IHOP shirt.

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The Man

1:23 pm July, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Dickie Fingers

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Can’t be choking. If he were he’d be wearing a Yankees hat.

1:26 pm July, 12 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev Chad

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Does this mean we have to put you out to pasture now or give you the Ol’ Yeller treatment? Just drop the fuccen sandals and go back to the “victory garden” to make sure it stays nice and green. We’d hate to lose you.

1:56 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

Uh yeah Rev, we would like totally hate to lose you. Who would I read to kill my urge to get married and have kids? I mean other than tall guy and sometimes Troy. But you’re my numero uno.

3:18 pm July, 12 The Dude said...

Nancy, it’s soo hot when you show how much you care! Sometimes when you get all sensitive I start to feel a boyish crush on you. Which is like a goldfish sidling up to a mako shark. Or a that moth I just crushed on the window sill.

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What? Pretend I didn’t say that. It’s time to get cleaned up and go to the Farmers’ Market. Good god, there are some hot moms at the FM that need to leave their toddlers with a sitter for a few hours!

6:02 pm July, 12 Nancy Dreuche said...

@The Dude, aww shucks. And you don’t even know what I look like. ;) Enjoy your MILF Meat Market.

8:03 pm July, 12 Troy Tempest said...

Nancy – I don’t know how I feel about being in the same sentence with tall guy. I think he’s a bit of a dick. I think you’re funny. Not as in you tell good jokes, but like The Dude you have a good angle on things. And by Good Angle I mean, Borderline Personality Disorder. Which makes you and the dude about 1/2 as fucked up as I am.

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I miss Medusa.

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And Pfah.

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And Crucial Head.

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And where the fuck is Dark Sock any more?

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Architects.

8:04 pm July, 12 Troy Tempest said...

Butt Fuck Plinky’s Mom. And Plinky too.

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And I miss FLYTEETH.

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TARMAL!

11:55 pm July, 14 Little Willie said...

That spastic retard in the Dodger shirt has been making hand gestures all night at no one in particular. He’s relatively harmless so the bouncers tend to leave him alone. Brunette looks like she has a nice solid rack hidden beneath the jacket which will soon come off after she drinks a couple sex on the beach.

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