Tuesday, July 31, 2012

This Picture of Vegas Douchenut No Longer Shocks You

And the fact it no longer shocks you is, if you think about, what is truly shocking.

We live in a post-douchebag world. Through the looking glass, people. Black is white. Up is down. Joe Pesci is wearing a wig.

# posted by douchebag1
8:58 am July, 31 jonezy said...

Meghan Largeman pensively sips her Bud Light aluminum bottle by the pool wondering what other atrocities of man she’ll see today

9:04 am July, 31 Vin Douchal said...

One thing for certain , that isn’t my C.P.A.

9:20 am July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The lesser known Mark Phelps had to make his own mark in the world. He is the world’s worst Rorschach Test.

9:25 am July, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Where is the rest of his head?

9:28 am July, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I love the smell of hep C and chlorine in the morning.

9:34 am July, 31 Justin Timberbag said...

OMG…the new Jenneke emerges:

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1TGTm9HBKH0&feature=related

9:48 am July, 31 Vin Douchal said...

Doesn’t this boob realize they have other colors at the inkster’s?

10:08 am July, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

An Ed Hardy long sleeve t-shirt? what’s remarkable about that?

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Say what? that’s not a shirt? so, he’s like the guy tatt artists train on before they’re allowed to work on real people?

10:16 am July, 31 Dickie Fingers said...

Nicely planned artwork. This douche looks old enough to know better.

10:28 am July, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

From the front Miss Lalova has a certain Dick Woman quality about her.

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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/88/Ivet_Lalova_Berlin_2009_cropped.JPG/200px-Ivet_Lalova_Berlin_2009_cropped.JPG

10:48 am July, 31 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Even with my gangrenous diabetic feet I could run faster than Lalova if she was chasing me from the dick side. Not too shabby from the rear I must say. And by say, I mean wiggly anal. The Kroeger family has always been proud of it’s wiggly anal heritage and I approve this message.

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Rammer Jammers

11:33 am July, 31 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Looks like he spent 45 years in a Russian prison with Ed Hardy as a cell mate.

12:29 pm July, 31 The Dude said...

Largeboob sighting to the left of the used print shop rag.

1:09 pm July, 31 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ted from accounting has a really hard core Ace Frehley fetish goin’ on there. Good thing nobody at the office can see how “hard core” he is when he’s got a shirt on.

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Pussy

2:06 pm July, 31 DarkSock said...

I’d pee in her butt.

3:12 pm July, 31 The Dude said...

This Douchenut has a threehead.

5:57 pm July, 31 Morbo said...

His torso looks like the margins of my 9th-grade algebra notebook.

Or, alternately, like an aggressive, retarded 8-year-old with Tourette’s, a Crayola 64-box and a bad attitude was unleashed while this guy was sleeping off a combination of Zimas and Xanax (which, of course, he calls a ‘Z-and-Z’).

6:13 pm July, 31 Stephanie said...

A walking douchboard.

5:34 am August, 1 CB Popped said...

I’d pee on her butt.

10:42 am August, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

Projection for 2013: surgically grafted skin folds so people have more skin surface area to out-tattoo each other.

10:43 am August, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

Vin @9:48: it’s because he can’t afford it, he was raised in the streets unlike your middle class white ass.

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