Monday, July 23, 2012

Three People Who Like Bananas

And by bananas, I mean a euphemism for Matlock.

# posted by douchebag1
11:56 am July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

She looks Diane Lane the time she had my cocck in her mouth

12:01 pm July, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

The subtle sepia filter used on this pic is pure genius. And by sepia, I mean Hungarian gay porn fetish collars.

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Caucasian J-Lo thinks that 1 1/2 inches is the height of oral eroticism. I’ve got a 16 ton strap clamp and spider gag that could teach her otherwise.

12:02 pm July, 23 creature said...

true dat, but, Rory & Jory like banana in the tailpipe

12:04 pm July, 23 Wheezer said...

Jackie Earle Gayley and former costar “Tanner Boyle” introduce Diane (thanks, Vin) to the finer points of “boffin’ the banana” at the ‘Bad News Bears’ reunion.

12:12 pm July, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

In the pantheon of great television show opening credits, such as A-Team, Macgyver and Matlock lest we forget the days before the Grieco virus ran amok and became the current pandemic, fast forward to 1:00.

Hasselhoffs

12:20 pm July, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

She is giving bay area eye of hetero hating flame dame.

12:22 pm July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Dude on the right looks like Pfah’s gay younger brother, Ptui

12:23 pm July, 23 DarkSock said...

I’d like to see her eat an eggplant.

12:56 pm July, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^ or maybe this bad boy: http://www.jr.co.il/pictures/israel/things/jr090630.jpg

1:40 pm July, 23 The Dude said...

I’ll never again think of an eggplant in quite the same way. At least not that one.

2:12 pm July, 23 Douchble Helix said...

Linda Purl was in a very early episode of Happy Days with the former Opie, and on Matlock with the former Sheriff Taylor.

2:19 pm July, 23 Stephanie said...

She’s giving them lessons. Suck two three four.

2:36 pm July, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I would have thought the category was Gaybag, rather than Euro bag.

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She looks like Tranny Diane Lane.

4:16 pm July, 23 Olddog1 said...

No TV theme can or ever will match, “Hawaii 50”.

Book ’em Dan’o

4:56 pm July, 23 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Sheldon and Seymour had a catfight level 20 bitch-screech as they argued over who had the poofier necklace, but when Diane Lane’s younger sister Lisa started demonstrating her favorite fellatio techniques, they fell silent, enthralled with homoerotic musings over how they might get to practice these newly learned techniques with each other or any other hunkalicious guy who strolled by…..

6:48 am July, 24 CB Popped said...

I second that D Sock,

Let’s have her eat a honeydew melon or pumpkin next.

9:15 am July, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

That banana-eating eye of coitus is better than most porn flicks.

6:07 pm July, 24 Douche Meter said...

“Three People Who Like Bananas”: Best title ever.

The Douche Meter rates that one a ten! Excelsior!

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