Tuesday, July 24, 2012
Translating Trent's Sumerian Pec-Tatt
“Ye who followeth the fake boobeth into the pit of dispair, will know the true meaning of little jumpy buggies hopping amongst the hairs of one’s shlongmobile.”
The Sumerians knew about shlongmobiles.
Hey, that’s what’s-his-douche, he’s been on here before. He was waist-deep (or waste-deep, in his case) in a swimming pool. Some dickhead or other.
Who cares about the piss-ants on his torso that are lapping up his Old Spice Swagger…
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B(. )( .)BS!!
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She is giving me a zipper-ripper.
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In my pants.
I do believe Schlongmobiles and fake tits are mentioned in the ancient Sumerian texts.
Chapter 1.
Her jugs might be nice, but ugh, I think her sunglasses are covering the mark of the beast.
Also, I believe her top is covering the areolae of the beast.
Jennifer Love-Pooitt
While this is a repost I still enjoy taking in her milfiness.
I get the impression from that pic that Trent is poolside celebrating his successful audition to get into the ghey porn industry……….
The script-tatt is a parable from the time of Solomon. It relates directly to this chick:
“Thine shrewy wench had money in her purse for the botox to make her face more appealing. And, verily, she had money in her purse for salty bags to place within her chest, to make the heart beat faster and the groin grow. She did not have the coinage for both. And so, in the time of the Canannites, the wench hath to decide upon a course. She chose to purchase the salty bags, so that she may woo a man with which to mate and earn the money needed for the botox. Most called her a heathen prostitute, but in time it proved to be a most wise decision. For it wasn’t long before the wench did indeed earn the money to give herself an appealing face. It falls not to you to know how. Just know this, and remember the story of the wench’s jugs when deciding upon a course of action.”
That is a shitpile of script but I think we all know what it is. It’s the operating manual for a Toro lawnmower
He’s into opera: it is the opening stanza of Tosca. BTW I would like to see her do a cannon ball from the high dive in that bikini.
That is a shitpile of script but I think we all know what it is. It is a warning from The Surgeon General.
That is a shitpile of script but I think we all know what it is. It is an instruction manual for sodomizing while incarcerated.
That is a shitpile of script but I think we all know what it is. It is a plea to vote his girl, Goldie Boobsalot, into the HoH.
Or at least nominate her for Golden Globes 2012.
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Sons.
Nice boobies. Too bad about the butterface. Two bagger, or from behind…
Yeah, her face could stop a clock. Really, really rough.
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Well written Morbo ! comment of the week ??
As the Worlds Turn.
That’s a first class set of bolt on whizbangs. But that’s a leathery complexion and hair I wouldn’t wish on a scarecrow. I wouldn’t hit it… unless she’s super rich then I’d hit it like it was my job, because it would be.
That is a shitpile of script but I think we all know what it is.
Its a recipe for tostada salad, in sanskrit.
That in fact may not be a tatt, but his flesh flaying off his frame after this week’s fifth full-body power wax.
That is a shitpile of script but I think we all know what it is.
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The script to Hollywood Douchebag.