Monday, July 23, 2012

Vinny Farfula Searches For His Car Keys

That’s nothing, you should see where Petey Bagotone keeps his snausages.

# posted by douchebag1
2:04 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Grooo! Anybody seen my Bud Light?

2:10 pm July, 23 Wheezer said...

Vinny Barfool

2:17 pm July, 23 Stephanie said...

Vinny’s more used to the back ends of guys.Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

2:23 pm July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Gotta Do It Dept: Kate Upton video at GQ “the bombshell shows off her running, dancing, and (yes) wet T-shirting skills

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Aquí !

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How long before she’s dating an MMA fighter, tatted douche DJ or a Kennedy ruining her forever ?

2:28 pm July, 23 Capt. James T. Douche said...

By the expressions on thier faces he just found what she was tucking back there and it was 3 inches larger than his.

2:31 pm July, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Vinny is about to take the hike from center, but by the look on his face I guess he can’t read the defense… or read anything for that matter.

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After the car keys, Bend-over Bonnie might want to take some time to look for her dignity.

2:39 pm July, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Snoozing Neon Leon was just voted the neighborhood watch’s least effective member… right after grandma Ethyl who keeps putting her cat in the freezer and that guy who hangs out in front of the elementary school all day.

2:39 pm July, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I could swear this is where I left my keg of Bud Lite Lime-a-Rita “

2:51 pm July, 23 Vin Douchal said...

So’s the team doctor bends me over with some jelly on his fingers and reaches way up in here…….

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But he still coudn’t find my pledge pin

3:00 pm July, 23 creature said...

yup, NFL training camps open this week

3:01 pm July, 23 creature said...

“blue 42, blue 42, EAGLE! hut, hut”

3:04 pm July, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Right on Vin re; Upton, now those are some NICE natural, jiggling, bouncy, fun bags aka TITS.

3:45 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I would like to go racing with Kate Upton’s LeMons. Son.

4:22 pm July, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Rev., you need your avatar back, brah.

5:09 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

^Agreed, Son. But I don’t know fuck all. Instructions in forum not available after DB1 hired the retarded kid in the loading bay at Staples to upgrade the site.

5:21 pm July, 23 creature said...

Shauna looks tiny, but, one gets the feeling that she can pack a sparkletts bottle in that stinkwallet

5:22 pm July, 23 creature said...

…maybe a footlocker too

5:32 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Does the weed make me smarter? It does if my gravatar shows up. Sons.

5:33 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Fuck

5:36 pm July, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

@Rev

I can see your avatar, good to have you all the way back.

5:44 pm July, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Lookin good, Rev. Well, you have an avatar anyway.

6:03 pm July, 23 creature said...

“when she farts & queefs, it’s just like the handblower in the john, bro’s”

7:17 pm July, 23 The Dude said...

I dunno, RevChad looks good nuff in a burpka.

8:07 pm July, 23 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Porn filter’s working again. He may have seen this show.

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9:54 pm July, 23 bilbodouchebaggins said...

can we find some happy medium between “board shorts” that hang to the gd shin and speedos that make me want to stab myself in the eyes? seriously, I know this isn’t the venue for fashion, but DB1 you might consider adding those things to the list of certified bagmarkers.

ps, if that girl is asian, and I think she might be, we can all relax about the rise of china.

12:58 am July, 24 The Dude said...

Lance Largestrong sighting, bottom left. And I don’t think I need to explain what I mean by bottom.

1:44 am July, 24 Guid is Good said...

Mai-Ling’s job interview seems to be going well.

3:55 am July, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Not to be not-picky, but the term “Asians” covers a lot of ground. So while, in fact this bleeth may very well be Asian, she doesn’t have to be Chinese. As a matter of fact, since she appears to have a smokin’ body and fashion sense – for a bleeth whore, that is – it is likely she is a mix or a member of one of the less-threatening Asian groups.

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Although it is a known fact that Chinese broads love it from behind, I would say that this little filly may be Thai or Viet-something or other. Am I right when I say that?

6:42 am July, 24 DarkSock said...

Vinny and Sally show their version of the Sad Trombone.

6:45 am July, 24 DarkSock said...

Son.

8:35 am July, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

I too love to sneak a sausage

9:20 am July, 24 Mr. Biggs said...

This pic reaffirms my hypothesis that some people are just genetically predisposed to rape.

11:36 am July, 24 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Vin

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Rumor has it Kate Upton is banging Justin Verlander’s brains out. Maybe that’s why he’s been losing a little focus on the mound lately. He’s too busy thinkin’ about mons instead of throwin’ strikes.

8:10 pm July, 24 The Dude said...

The words “Kate” and “Upton” create a desperate pants-surge that remind me of more innocent days when I didn’t search the internet to get that feel.. I mean when I didn’t have to go trolling at In-n-Out burg.. I mean when lovely lasses looked longingly at my Largemann, lovingly.

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