Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

9:57 pm July, 18 DarkSock said...

Man…you olde farts go to bed early.

10:10 pm July, 18 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Thanks ‘sock! Panoramic pear and my desire to faceplant into it off the high dive and give her an oral pelvic exam just made my shitty night shift a little brighter!

11:36 pm July, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Pear is good.

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Camel toe is better.

11:42 pm July, 18 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Of course enough can’t be said about boobies

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Or malt liquor

11:51 pm July, 18 The Dude said...

That’s so cute how their sunglasses match! It’s likke hers and hers! Thankfully, her boobies delineate their genders, as does the 2×4 headed towards his head.

11:53 pm July, 18 bigphatnotadouche said...

Awesome pear and awesome camel toe.

I want to thank DS and JD for making my night more relaxing.

I need more kleenex.

11:55 pm July, 18 The Dude said...

aww crap, I knew this was going to happen – my cousin’s daughter plays for Prancer’s volleyball club. He’s already been telling me I’m going to hell for helping ~coach~ her team. oh god, forgive me!

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God said he’d let me have a pass on that one! yay!

11:55 pm July, 18 bigphatnotadouche said...

JD – thanks for the boobies…

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man batter

12:00 am July, 19 The Dude said...

DarkSock, thanks for carrying the torch, dude!

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And Jacques, you have reinvigorated my urge to stock the cabinets with malt liquor, holy shit those mams sing like a choir!

12:25 am July, 19 douche equis said...

This photo’s been run before . . . who could forget the mysterious midget or alien offering a drink to her right eye?

1:10 am July, 19 Douchble Helix said...

Isn’t it usually DB1 who reruns Dark Sock’s pics?

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Maybe this is one of them time/space continuum issues?

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Or maybe it’s just a rerun.

3:49 am July, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dear Mr. Sock

Despite her extremely poor taste in men and the presence of Pointy Pete, her fake tits and a receding hair line give me a boner. Is there something wrong with me?

Signed

Jerking it in Jersey

4:53 am July, 19 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I am assuming that Panoramic Pear is a Brazilian teenager posing directly in front of that statue thing on top of that hill in that city down there. And Boner, son.

This couple oozes

5:43 am July, 19 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Thanks for the pear. And the cameltoe, the boobies and especially the malt liquor.

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Also: the couple that valtrex’s together stays together.

6:42 am July, 19 DarkSock said...

Ya, it’s prolly a re-run. Until Boss can make bail, I’m supplementing his dwindling stock with a gold mine of douche that Il Douché sent me during my last reign of terror. Due to issues with my highly complex filing system (by which I mean I randomly pick photos out of one big folder while I’m drunk) it is entirely possible this pic has indeed run before. If you are able to remember this then you clearly are not drinking deeply enough.

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Alks.

6:43 am July, 19 DarkSock said...

And mad props to Vin Douchal for hooking us up with Primo Pear.

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‘baters.

9:03 am July, 19 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Panoramic Pear is another classic, but still second to Pocahontas pear from earlier in the week.

9:46 am July, 19 Et Tu Douche? said...

How did I miss this???

12:08 pm July, 19 bagwood said...

Those hydraulic lifters are new. Maybe they are flying bustresses.

12:12 pm July, 19 Wheezer said...

This choad was apparently photographed to help sell Brotein Bars three months ago…..

7:58 pm July, 19 creature said...

she catches cum like dying quail

7:58 pm July, 19 creature said...

what evr that means