Sunday, July 15, 2012

What Was That Black Goo?

Okay, it’s a little passe at this point given the movie came out a month ago, but this is how movie reviews should be done.

If you aren’t familiar with Red Letter Media, do so be.

# posted by douchebag1
9:23 am July, 15 Steve said...

Their video reviews of the Star Wars prequels should be required viewing in film classes, and their Jack and Jill review perfectly sums up how much of a hack Adam Sandler always was.

11:06 am July, 15 DoucheyWallnuts said...

That there is gold. Gold, I says.

11:39 am July, 15 Troy Tempest said...

I’ve been watching RLM since they started. They rock. Totally.

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Half in the Bag…. FUCK MOVIES…

4:23 pm July, 15 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I did not find that funny. But it is a sober day and that fucks everything up. Wife’s fucking bombed on hash butter cookies and pink wine. Son.

4:45 pm July, 15 The Dude said...

I need a wife. Just sayin’.

5:03 pm July, 15 Mr. Biggs said...

Their Star Trek rant is also awesome. Gloriously long winded and I paid attention to every second of it.

6:59 pm July, 15 Adolf Skroatler von Baggenstein said...

I found this movie to be entertaining… just as Sponge Bob, Family guy, and American Dad are entertaining.

Prometheus is much better when you close your mind to reason, logic, and thought. Just go with it, for the moment you begin to analyze this skid-mark of a movie, then all that was fun, ceases to be, and you are left with a smoldering pile of poo.

Good day,

ASvB

7:35 pm July, 15 The Dude said...

I don’t want poo. That’s poo bad.

8:46 pm July, 15 Troy Tempest said...

What was the black goo? POO!

Is it worth the waiting for?

If we live ’til eighty four

All we ever get is poooo!

Ev’ry day we say our prayer —

Will they change the bill of fare?

Still we get the same old pooooo!

There is not a crust, not a cum stain we find,

Can we beg, can we borrow, or catch,

But there’s nothing to stop us from getting a thrill

When we all close our eyes and imagine

Poo, glorious poo!

Hot shits and mustard!

While we’re in the mood —

Cold bolus and custard!

Crap, turdles and diarrhea!

What next is the question?

Rich gentlemen have it, boys —

In-di-gestion!

Poo, glorious poo!

We’re anxious to try it.

Three banquets a day —

Our favourite diet!

Just picture a great big turd —

Fried, roasted or burned.

Oh, poo,

Wonderful poo,

Marvellous poo,

Glorious poo.

Poo, glorious poo!

What is there more handsome?

Gulped, swallowed or chewed —

Still worth a king’s ransom!

What is it we dream about?

What brings on a sigh?

Piled crap and spooge, about

Six feet high!

Poo, glorious poo!

Eat right through the menu.

Just loosen your belt

Two inches and then you

Work up a new appetite.

In this interlude —

The poo,

Once again, poo

Fabulous poo,

Glorious poo.

Poo, glorious poo!

Don’t care what it looks like —

Burned!

Underdone!

Crude!

Don’t care what the cook’s like.

Just thinking of growing fat —

Our senses go reeling

One moment of knowing that

Full-up feeling!

Poo, glorious poo!

What wouldn’t we give for

That extra bit more —

That’s all that we live for

Why should we be fated to

Do nothing but brood

On poo,

Magical poo,

Wonderful poo,

Marvellous poo,

Fabulous poo,

[OLIVER]

Beautiful poo,

[BOYS]

Glorious poo

10:16 pm July, 15 The Dude said...

That’s great! Do you have to sing it with a Cockney accent, or can you manage with standard Royal pornunciation?

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Seriouslyer, that shit is funny!

3:36 am July, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Get ready to survive the Zombie Apocalypse

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http://finance.yahoo.com/news/for-die-hard-zombie-fans–a-chance-to-romp-with-the-undead.html

4:23 am July, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Troy’s next musical is “A Tale Of Two Titties.’

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