Thursday, July 26, 2012
Where's Clownhomies?
Somewhere in this pic of party booble and daddy issues I’ve carefully hidden a lineup of annoying part-time Taco Bell employees who like to make jokes about what’s in the secret sauce.
Look closely.
Can you find them?
Magnum’s worst fear #23. He will someday see one of his daughters in a pic like this.
Lemmings headed to the cliff
chick on the right has the eye spacing of a Na’vi
I’m assuming that they’re next to the dickhead in the middle?
Fucck the Clownhomies, Quartasian on left just had me go from 6 to midnight.
In the bottom left hand corner, is that a new spelling for queef
A tip of my sweat soak hat to any of you who live in the South East. I’ve never experienced this much relentless humidity. I don’t know how you do it. Massive thunderstorms rolling it right now on the heals of an atrociously muggy day.
The one next to Na’vi eyes has a taught, velvety belly begging to have testicle clams squirted upon it.
OH SWEET CRISPY SAINT CHRISTOPHER MEDAL!! MTV’s The Real World is coming to Portland! About a mile from FrightTown! I’m in the blast radius! Whuh…what’s that humming sound? Are the lights dimming? WHY CAN’T I FEEL MY TONGUE??? BRUCE CAMPBELL, SAVE MEEEEEEEE!!!!
@ Baron
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Start construction on the Plinky’s mom exhibit NOW! It may be your only hope.
I’d blow the dude with the clown hat before I’d bang that alien chick with the big head.
That alien chick’s head is bigger that Biloxi Boob Girl’s left boob.
Baron, you’ll change your tune when they want to film at your place so you blow them a price 7-10 times your usual fee and they jump on it.
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Don’t forget, it’s catered
DB1’s favorite recreational activity between scratching his ass and Ho-Ho consumption
I was fucced up by five
Talking nothing but jive
Told the bartender he’d never take me alive
#4! I salute you with my third leg.
Arpakasso? How’d the world get this funny?
Re: Phoebe Cates video link from READER MAIL: THE CAPTAIN RETURNS FROM VEGAS
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Dear Rev. Chad,
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We, Charles Douchewin’s future aspirations, are grateful for the mind-expanding experience Charles has had viewing the video from your link. However, it has come to our attention that his attention has, for some time, been devoted exclusively to this video.
Because Charles continues to ignore his scholarly pursuits, as well as his needs for food or bathroom breaks, to watch this video – we suggest you exercise future caution in your link posts.
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Sincerely,
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CDFAfA
^Screw my future aspirations Rev – that video is Awesome!
Ok, back to watching.
Earlier today DarkSock mentioned he worked a bikini contest in Biloxi. Might that be him in that bad ass Tommy Bahama™ faux Hawaiian shirt with Frank Mercurio in is hand standing next to contestant #4? That PA speaker in background looks like something he might do some work on.
All I see are a bunch of barely legal hotts, scantily clad. Still over dressed, tho…
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What? you think I’m losing my eyesight?
The pink one on the right was in the Special Olympics. I like to keep a theme here.
I get older and freshmen girls stay the same age.