Tuesday, July 10, 2012

Where's Gruber, Annoying Techno German Superstar?

Somewhere in this pic of slender Nordic Leg Suckles, I’ve carefully hidden Gruber, Annoying Techno German Superstar.

Look closely.

Can you express no emotion to his synchronic beats?

# posted by douchebag1
2:08 pm July, 10 DoucheyWallnuts said...

As Zuul/Signorney Weaver said in “Ghostbusters,” “Take me, sub-creature.”

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Wait, what?

2:23 pm July, 10 The Dude said...

Why? Why does Gruber get TWO Leggy Nordic hotts rubbing his legs? Does he “pay the price” later when Anbjorg gets the strap-on strapped on?

2:24 pm July, 10 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

His shirt is HoMorse Code for “Touch me ven ve are unst camera, Darlink, Ya!”

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Haters

2:33 pm July, 10 Et Tu Douche? said...

Slightly off-center, holy black triangle, slight reveal tease makes me want to hoist a stein of some frothy German lager in her honor.

2:53 pm July, 10 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Wait…I thought Hans Gruber ate it at the end of Die Hard. Or is this his brother, Simon, who ate it at the end of Die Hard 3?

3:07 pm July, 10 Stephanie said...

Touch his monkey. Sorry I couldn’t help it.

3:16 pm July, 10 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Wait a minute. There are German Techno Superstars who aren’t annoying!? I am confused and need to lie down.

And my need to lie down I mean turn on Weather Network, stick my hand down my pants and watch the weatherbunny with the huge ass.

3:59 pm July, 10 Justin Timberbag said...

Wasn’t he in the techno group Autobahn? I’d like to drop him on a rusty Nagelbett.

4:56 pm July, 10 Nancy Dreuche said...

Dude is serious about his craft. Bet his DJ Website was only down for one day due to maintainence. Just saying, Germans got a good work ethic. I can respect that. Pass for Dieter as long as he wears the lederhosen and dances for me. And no Magnum PI Douche from a previous thread I will continue to get my sick cheap thrills from here until I’m arrested for appreciating the male form. Now if you’ll excuse me the Men’s underwear section in Target needs reorganizing.

6:08 pm July, 10 The Dude said...

Weatherbunnies! Weeee!

8:34 pm July, 10 creature said...

yup, I could turn that itty bitty black triangle into the tunnel of loaf

5:44 am July, 11 Sir Huddleston Fuddleston said...

He’s great, but I much prefer his Scottish cousin, MacGruber.

10:31 am July, 11 Duck Duck Douche said...

@The Dude, I suspect the TWO Leggy Nordic hotts rubbing his legs were actually reaching for each other and Gruber’s skinny little hairless twigs got in the way. They haven’t noticed yet as their gaze is repelled by his mere presence.

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That’s my fantasy and I’m sticky to it.

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