Tuesday, July 3, 2012

Where's Hatdouche?

As the sweaty, smoggy city of Angels gears down for the 4th, I must challenge you the following:

In this lineup of emotionally medicated sorority hotts from Kappa Kappa Woo, I’ve carefully hidden a smarmy hatdouche wearing Waldouche with a terrible case of jock itch.

Look closely.

Can you find him?

Mmmm… Kelly leg. I would slather with butter and salt and masticate like a brain-damaged ferret.

# posted by douchebag1
7:37 am July, 3 douchebag1 said...

Well sheeet, I’m going back to bed.

– management

10:37 am July, 3 Wheezer said...

Damn Boss, not specifying which one was Kelly made me look for all of their legs so I could figure out which one was her. That led me to the fluorescent doofus.

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But I guess I could just go back to the legs I can see and fondle the one you’re not nibbling. We just can’t make eye contact – that’s against bro regulations or something.

10:56 am July, 3 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Yes, very good that is your left mandible.

11:34 am July, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

He’s either very early or very late for the Fifty Shades of Gay book reading that evening. Either way, the cougars don’t notice and don’t care.

12:45 pm July, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Avatar?

1:03 pm July, 3 Sir Vance of Douchemock said...

Pretty sure her glasses say “I <3 HCwDB".

3:23 pm July, 3 Anonymous said...

Ima come back to this pic after I’ve put on my beer g(.)ggles.

3:24 pm July, 3 The Dude said...

No longer Anonymous.

6:14 pm July, 3 Guid is Good said...

Is Kappa Kappa Woo a fraternity for female linebackers?

6:36 pm July, 4 Stephanie said...

The college where no one studies,and just texts one another. The new crop of kids that will be living at home.

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