Sunday, July 1, 2012

Your Humble Narrator's Phantasmagoria Dreamland

“Smaller than llamas, softer than sheep, cuter than all heck” for the sex fantasy.

The alpaca bubble will never burst. Not if I can help it.

# posted by douchebag1
11:24 am July, 1 Wheezer said...

“Hot Chicks with Alpacas” FTW! No mocking necessary.

12:44 pm July, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Alpacas don’t surf.

12:51 pm July, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

They don’t play rugby either.

12:59 pm July, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Another hapless victim falls prey to the dreaded Willie Nelson look alike alpacaphile as it’s mother looks on in horror, know full well what debauchery is about to transpire.

1:18 pm July, 1 Jacques Doucheteau said...

What is up with the site today, DB? These pages are loading slower than the vaginal fluids of an alpaca in estrus.

1:28 pm July, 1 douchebag1 said...

Sorry the site is so crappy today, we’re still trying to figure out what’s wrong on the back-end. Bear with…

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– management

2:51 pm July, 1 Nancy Dreuche! said...

Do alpacas use JewDate? If so, there’s your in DB1.

5:15 pm July, 1 Anonymous said...

Site is working like a stoned ,fat, Jamaican (respect) on holiday. I ate a Llama once. Last night. Me and the dog still got the shits. Fucceinfg Tuffles Burger Bar ith the hot cvhcikj. SSOTTTTTTTmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmeeeeedddddd. Son;

5:50 pm July, 1 The Dude said...

Do alpacas use a lot of tongue when they give head?

6:04 pm July, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Last times I cuddles u to one of these camels I got the clap. T-Pain Kush clap that lasts for an entier batride. Still got shits from eating the dirty Maury Povich chinese mountain dew swine,. Fuck you Connie Chung for what you did to Michael Phelps’ cock amd Dana Torres’ hormone count you commie cunt.

5:40 am July, 2 DarkSock said...

I need to make arrangements to pee in a Llama.

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