Friday, August 17, 2012

Friday Haiku

The Mullet Hawk cries

“Cree! Cree! Girlie Drinks? Mmmm-Mmm!

Both will get roofied.

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:09 am August, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

1980’s called

They want Don Johnson’s coat back..

Keep the mullet hawk

6:13 am August, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Way early start to

Friday Haiku! DarkSock is

No DB1, eh?

6:17 am August, 17 The Dude said...

The crow should fly straight

And does not do girlie drinks

So, wassup, mo-foo?

6:20 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Billy Ray Virus

And hot Amy Winehouse

Ghost getting jiggy.

6:21 am August, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Sweet nubile Carrie

Drinks from cup. I see end like

Last Crusade nazi.

6:21 am August, 17 Douche Wayne said...

New Mortal Kombat

Fatality: bruised vodka

Flawless Victory

6:21 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mullet Hawk looks a

Fool until Elvira lets

Bats out of cooter.

6:21 am August, 17 The Dude said...

Sofie Coppola

Got it Lost In Translation

When Ben Goo showed up

6:23 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

These new Snotinins

Are all the rage in his native

Homoslavia.

6:25 am August, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

If you are a guy

And you drink booze through a straw

You are a pussy

6:25 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The prom King and Queen

Whooped it up all night. Until

Carrie dropped the pig cocks.

6:25 am August, 17 The Dude said...

Sofia not good

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole

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^First time I ruined a keyboard *making* a post. And I’m restricting the phrase “making a post” literally there.

6:26 am August, 17 Douche Wayne said...

Cult members share drink;

UFO behind comet

will carry them home.

6:26 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Keith had heard tales of

Amy’s sexual prowess. Did

Not like reacharound.

6:26 am August, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Later that evening

Things took a turn, he farted

And a cock fell out.

6:26 am August, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Sharing House Special:

Its the Cream of Some Young Guy!

Hmmm, it tastes salty?!

6:28 am August, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

MacGayver is back!

Makes GHB from Bisquick

For all to enjoy!

6:29 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That Jewess has some

Matronly arms I mean likes

Shaking cocks in mouth.

6:31 am August, 17 hermit said...

Chick on left is cute.

K.D. Lang sure pulls some tail.

Constant Craving………….son

6:32 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

As the tart taste of

Citrus slid down his throat. Hawk

Remembers gym class.

6:35 am August, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That is one sharply

Dressed ‘lez, Drag king suit special

At The Mens Wharehouse

6:37 am August, 17 Douche Wayne said...

Seems Two Girls One Cup

has a sequel; One Girl One

Glass and a Douchebag.

6:40 am August, 17 Horace Dangleballs said...

Chang spent all his dough

On sweet hooker and hair gel

No bucks for two drinks

6:41 am August, 17 Douche Wayne said...

Is he wearing a f*cking ASCOT?!?

Sorry to break form but I just caught that.

Thurston Howell III

6:42 am August, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Lars Largemann peed in

Thier dual daquiri after

Asparagus binge.

6:50 am August, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Toasts his talent show win

With his whistling anus

Trick, white pants now brown

6:53 am August, 17 The Dude said...

“A cock fell out”? What?

Must’ve been pretty late then

I still have my cocck

6:55 am August, 17 percy douchetonsils said...

Sippy-cup Joey

Swaps backwash with Winehouse Hott

Mixologist weeps

7:00 am August, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Feathered Dyke Mullet

Association cocktail

Reception pary

7:00 am August, 17 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Feathered Dyke Mullet

Association cocktail

Reception party

7:05 am August, 17 Douche Wayne said...

Snoop Dogg shakes his head

“I said Gin ‘n Juice, homies

Not Gin ‘n Jism.”

7:09 am August, 17 saulgoode42 said...

We have a new game!

Eat raw eggs, then see who can

Blow it out fastest

7:11 am August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

For 35-years

Elvis the King has been dead

Yet this douchebag lives

7:12 am August, 17 HCwDB_NYC said...

Spaghetti strap Kim

Ascot-flourishing Kenny

Romantic trainwreck.

7:13 am August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

A Pee Martini

Is the perfect elixir

For these two to share

7:18 am August, 17 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Quartasian Douche Sips

Girlie Drink with slumming Hott

Melon Balls now blue

7:21 am August, 17 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Johnny Damon Douche

Jennifer Love Hewitt sucks

Ball Sack Sweat ‘tini

7:37 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I hear pet shop boys:

Eastern boys and western girls

vapid tune and pic

7:57 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hawk drinking to build

Confidence said “Excuse me!

Who queefed in theis drink.

7:59 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Later that night,

Amy showed Hawk his soft side

With beads and butt club.

8:00 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Amy’s hyena

Clit quivered in delight as

She sipped bukkake.

8:02 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Amy shared her extra

Flap Poison with a friend after

Milking her proplapse.

8:02 am August, 17 Morbo said...

Business up front,

party in the rear is creed.

This party’s got gay

Crazy straw needed

to make this guy seem cooler …

Nah. No hope for him

8:04 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He doesn’t “Cree, Cree”

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

8:07 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The bar makes special

Drinks geared to entertainment.

Tonights guest? Goatse.

8:22 am August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“My pee burns,” he says

She says, “It tastes good to me.”

Let’s have another!

8:24 am August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Thanks for that, Rev. I just threw up in my pants.

8:43 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

DarkSock abuses

the Onomatopoeia

for syllable count

9:08 am August, 17 Morbo said...

Bukkake brew tastes

good to these two fetish freaks

Penthouse letter next

9:36 am August, 17 Anonymous said...

New Disney release

“Lady and the Slant” gets

mixed reviews. Drink up!

10:45 am August, 17 DarkSock said...

Doing Friday Links;

I COULD do front page Haiku,

And post 10 less pears…

10:46 am August, 17 The Dude said...

Racist jokes belong

In separate category

Flyday Haiku San.

11:05 am August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Post the pear DarkSock

this Friday is dragging, so

Post the friggin’ pear

11:47 am August, 17 Wheezer said...

Mr. White’s special

“Egg Yolk Daquiri” loved by

the unsuspecting…..

11:50 am August, 17 Wheezer said...

His paycheck covered

dinner, one drink…..”She won’t need

dessert, right?” he hopes.

11:58 am August, 17 Wheezer said...

Don’t know about the

“ascot,” but he’s an asshat.

Close enough, Douche Wayne?

11:58 am August, 17 Morbo said...

Frou-frou drink: 12 bucks

Dinner: 200 dollars

Touching boob: Priceless

12:02 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

‘Sock will pick best front

page Haiku as Saturday

Comment of the Week&trade.

12:02 pm August, 17 Morbo said...

Booze costs 15 bucks

“That’s not good. Want something else.”

Hawk’s broke in hour

12:03 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

‘Sock will pick best front

page Haiku as Saturday

Comment of the Week™.

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(Oops! HTML

fail for dumbass Wheezer, costs

me that little chance)

12:06 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Jan-Michael Vincent’s

grandson continues the fam’s

bad hairstyle choices.

12:33 pm August, 17 Douche and Don'ts said...

No eye contact won’t

save her. Ascot’s origin:

It came from his ass.

12:49 pm August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Dude McCrude Pet Shop Boys reference FTW.

.

Chad’s Goatse link FTL.

2:14 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Missed fuccen haiku.

Stupid meetings bite my ass.

School year starts too soon..

2:16 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Did Mr. White find

a new gig tending bar? Makes

Ap-pee-tinis now?

3:19 pm August, 17 CB Popped said...

Douchebag – a – tini,

Amy’s profile is ready,

Weekend bukkakke.

3:31 pm August, 17 The Dude said...

Asshat wears Ascot

Since the gyroscope was put

In his monkeyhole.

5:23 pm August, 17 The Dude said...

Wheezer? Funny guy

“Egg Yolk Daquiri” loved by

Nancy Dreuche, tallguy

3:34 am August, 18 CB Popped said...

Chuckle….

6:32 am August, 19 DoucheyWallnuts said...

To paraphrase Gregg

“They call it Friday Haiku,

Sunday’s just as bad….”

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