Hot Chicks With Douche Bags

8:20 am August, 12 Douchble Helix said...

He’s needs a blow up doll.

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Or a bullet to the brain.

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Either way.

9:34 am August, 12 Vincinzio said...

Was that a blow up killer whale pool toy on his bed? Alls I can say us at least this guys not out there procreating. So for that, notta douche blow up your balloons in peace.

9:42 am August, 12 creature said...

the ballons die when I try to penetrate…

9:43 am August, 12 creature said...

Plinky’s mom’s gallstones

9:46 am August, 12 Vincinzio said...

At least its not llamas alpacas or horses. Yeesh, guys that are into that are the real Untouchables.

10:58 am August, 12 DarkSock said...

I have a couple of women he needs to meet…

11:16 am August, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I think its hilarious that even balloons don’t put out for him. It would be even funnier if he developed a latex allergy.

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Ah, Mammogeddon. In addition the inflatables and nose, did she have something done to her jaw line? Next stop, Freaktown Station.

11:35 am August, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

This dude’s got more issues than Nancy’s aliases.

11:41 am August, 12 FredN. said...

He’s “pure in his life”?

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Me thinks his family shouldn’t have kept the bloodlines so “pure”, or maybe he wouldn’t be so squinty eyed and balloon fuckin.

12:12 pm August, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I wonder if this hott is also pure in her life?

http://ukballoongirls.com/sd3.php?show=file&path=/videosall/371/sarah_arnold_loves_her_balloons-1.jpg

12:16 pm August, 12 Douchble Helix said...

I’d swear that “Arturo” is Peter Pumpinhead.

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But I don’t do ‘bag collages.

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http://hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2012/08/06/arturo-has-not-heard-of-deodorant/

1:05 pm August, 12 Troy Tempest said...

wookin pa nub in rubbery places.

1:07 pm August, 12 hermit said...

Slather those balloons in Nyquil® and I’m there.

2:09 pm August, 12 Anonymous said...

There is another guy in San Francisco who has a balloon infatuation.

Except his balloons are shaped like big cocks

3:36 pm August, 12 Wheezer said...

At least he wasn’t naked in that clip, but apparently, at another time…..

3:39 pm August, 12 Wheezer said...

Methinks Dave has had his so-called balloon knot untangled and stretched by drunken Uncle Billy Ray.

4:43 pm August, 12 Dave said...

You people are the douchebags. We should be free to love whomever we choose. Until we gain the right to love, marry and claim our balloons as dependants we shall never rest.

Bunch of backward baloonophobes!

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Dave

L.G.B.T. (Latex Gerbil Baloon Tubesock) Alliance

6:35 pm August, 12 DarkSock said...

Dave was unable to feel desire for human females ever since the gyroscope was put in his monkeyhole.

6:36 pm August, 12 DarkSock said...

10 hours and counting until Pear Week.

Sons.

6:49 pm August, 12 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’m fuckin glad you yankee fuckers beat the Chinese. Canada is just happy to come in top 13 and have my weed in a no-drought zone. Son.

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And I hate the fucking technology and cheating refs and chinks in a loving way. We will beat you in the cold again my friends. Beat, I says.

7:46 pm August, 12 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Fuck the cold. I’m going to Brazil tomorrow to stake out my seat for 2016.

Speaking of seats:

http://i.imgur.com/WR270.jpg

8:11 pm August, 12 Douchble Helix said...

Am I the only person who immediately thinks “Anal Sex” when they see or read the word “Brazil”?

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If so, please disregard this post. It never happened.

11:18 pm August, 12 Little Willie said...

This Dave guy is seriously fucked up in the head. And that Brazillian ass, man, I’d sure like to feel the grip on that sphincter.

9:42 am August, 13 FredN. said...

Why does a video about balloons cause Rev. Chad to espouse racial epithets?

Even removing the 90% increase-exaggeration filter he uses on his real life to generate funny comments, that leaves a very sad life.