Monday, August 27, 2012

Bartleby the Scribbler

As Melville once wrote: “And lo, the hunt for white boobies take man to the deepest darkest plunges of self-immolation ‘neath the quivering waterlands. Only that ‘ere betwixt the globular moons of Vegas sunset will one find peace.”

# posted by douchebag1
1:55 pm August, 27 Wheezer said...

Bartleby McClellan, “Douching It To The Limit.”

2:11 pm August, 27 Whoop-di-douche said...

Two little eco-zombie 2012 versions of poet James Whitcomb Riley’s “Nine Little Goblins With Green Glass Eyes” have him rolling over in his grave.

2:17 pm August, 27 Et Tu Douche? said...

If I was in charge of the Cadillac division of GM I would sue Bartleby the Scribbler for that heinous knock off repro of a once proud symbol of American craftsmanship. Speaking of Cadillac where’s DW with another reminiscence? Also DW if your out there which was the preferred ride back in the day Cadillac or Lincoln?

2:30 pm August, 27 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

This tool was posted several months back. Old bags never die, they just get more meaningless garish tattoos, lose hair, and find new hotts to pollute.

2:32 pm August, 27 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like her teeth. They are the same color as my jizz loads and the rusty parts of my old Escalade. Except for the Dead (no respect) sticker.

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Hornsbies

3:17 pm August, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Fuckface
To The Limit

3:18 pm August, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Unemployed To The Limit

3:18 pm August, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Male Pattern Baldness To The Limit

3:19 pm August, 27 Vin Douchal said...

Confusing tattoos To The Limit

4:32 pm August, 27 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Cthulhus mullet in the background will feast on their flesh!

5:59 pm August, 27 Jeet Kune Douche said...

That awesomely wholesome-looking blonde yumminess pureness with the leopard print bikini that engorges me with a feverish lust is literally BRACKETED by douche fungoids – to her left, and behind her.

She needs to be saved. I volunteer to parachute in and employ a radioactive flamethrower to rid this blonde daughter of Aphrodite of the swamp creature invasion threatening to envelop her and contaminate her delicious succulence.

6:30 pm August, 27 This just in... said...

^This idiot for the Get a Grip Man Win.

8:49 pm August, 27 The Dude said...

Blonde needs a Seal Team 6* rescue.

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*Baby seals.

11:13 pm August, 27 Little Willie said...

Something wrong with green lens glasses tattoo guy. Besides having a fucked up ear he looks like he was graffitied by a psychotic nut armed with a Sharpie. His beverage of choice is a fresh male urine sample sipped through a straw. Blondie’s okay and gives good head when she’s in the mood.

4:07 am August, 28 Tanath said...

Now’s the time when I start slamming my desk around…

5:00 am August, 28 CB Popped said...

I’ll never go to Vegas again.

5:33 am August, 28 Guid is Good said...

It’s like a douchebag battery farm.

I prefer a free range douche free, like a Stackhouse turkey.

6:17 am August, 28 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Bart needs to take up painting, creative literature, or some other vocation aside from adorning his spindly frame with goofy agitprop and worse. That said, the chick in the background may just best him in same.

His gf’s guppy cuppies are not impressive, but girls like that usually shag like wolverines. In my short experience with the type…spanning 4 decades.

Says me.

7:30 am August, 28 jonezy said...

Look at this pic?

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I would prefer not to.

9:11 am August, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Somewhere in Scotland, the ghost of Rob Roy is brutally hate fucking a leprechaun while playing “proud Mary” on bagpipes made from a walrus scrotum.

11:56 am August, 28 Troy Tempest said...

The tatts are compensation for mistreatement by his parents. What did they do?

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His middle name is Furby.

12:11 pm August, 28 Douche Springsteen said...

Jonezy, you beat me to it.

4:12 pm August, 28 ehcuodouche said...

Green blue blockers TO THE LIMIT!

1:44 am August, 29 Stephanie said...

He must sometimes wear a bag over his head,because of the tan lines.

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