Tuesday, August 21, 2012

Ben Scribblememore and the Meth Sisters

I can only assume that Ben found some of that Heisenberg Blue to match Kelly’s bottoms.

# posted by douchebag1
9:47 am August, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

They say tattoos often have deep symbolic meaning to those that get them. So what, I ask, is the meaning behind a tank carrying around Ben Franklin’s disembodied head?

9:59 am August, 21 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Not even under the loosest definition are there any hotts in this picture. And by loosest I mean tire rolls of doughy flesh.

10:12 am August, 21 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Poor man’s singer Jewel on the left hangs with Ben and his skanks to get motivation for her new song, “A Rough Night in Barstow”

10:21 am August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Their father and two siblings will show up for some hillbilly fun later.

https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRfp7S2s7gI5KP7QR27mT852R13CG8JUX62UJDeS89iAhwCUqu4

10:27 am August, 21 Vin Douchal said...

That’s either Leslie West or Rosie O’Donnell on his chest. The rest looks like the syphilitic dribble scrawlings of a meth addict coming down outside of the methadone clinic. Nurse!

10:42 am August, 21 Troy Tempest said...

the girl on the right has a bun in the oven.

10:47 am August, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

When he pulls his gut in it looks like Ben Franklin sitting in an outhouse signing the Declaration of Independence after a Tuesday night binge at Taco Bell. When he lets his gut out it looks like Rosie O’Donnell leading a tank charge at the Battle of Stalingrad. I’m not sure which is better/worse.

11:15 am August, 21 Fyodor Dostedouchesky said...

Agreed there are no hotts in this picture, but green bikini top would be serviceable provided there was no record of the event.

11:39 am August, 21 Jacques Doucheteau said...

I needs me some legitimate rape. Least none of the girls would get pregnant.

11:43 am August, 21 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

There’s a sign just above their heads out of the shot that reads “Break faces in case of emergency”. You get to pick whatever you want to call an “emergency”.

11:56 am August, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Chernobyl Mail Order Brides just called to say these bleeths are skanks.

11:56 am August, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

These girls are so skanky their Meat Curtains have Piss Flaps. Or is it their Piss Flaps have Meat Curtains?

11:57 am August, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The Porch Beef Association just called to tell their girls to get off the porch. And to remind us, “Porch Beef; it’s what’s for way after dinner.”

12:02 pm August, 21 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The chairman of the National Association foe the Advancement of Colored Guys and Ugly White Girls (NAACGUWG) just called to say they wouldn’t bang these bleeths with Ice-T’s dick. Or is it Ice Cube’s dick?

12:03 pm August, 21 The Dude said...

Two douchebags, and three girls that need head bags.

12:03 pm August, 21 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The Real Housewives Of Biloxi

12:03 pm August, 21 Jasper said...

Thems some tiny ‘kinis. I wonder if them behinds are Hall worthy. Ooops gotta go, the missus just scream “Jasper, git your ass down here, have you been messin with my Mary Kay again?!!”. Heh heh, I have.

1:42 pm August, 21 Duck Duck Douche said...

In keeping with this week’s theme, I’d give them an Omaha 10 but they’d have to give me 9 in change.

2:11 pm August, 21 jonezy said...

I hope these bitches rot in a Russian prison over the next two years!

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Wait, what? Why are we looking at these beasts if they’re not semi-hott or pop-newsworthy?

2:11 pm August, 21 Wheezer said...

Hey Ben? Here’s a kite with a key dangling off it. Yeah, it’s held up in the air with that copper wire “string.” No worries, man, it’s just a little drizzle out there. The lightning’s far away. Really, go outside and pose. Yes, please stand in the puddle. Good boy.

5:05 pm August, 21 Anonymous said...

@Dr. Bunsen: If only Rosie O’Donnell HAD led a tank charge at Stalingrad, that siege would have been over much sooner, my friend.

My plan for Greentop: shotgun a 12-pack of Miller High Life, put Mr. Happy in someplace of hers until he spits, then scrub him with steel wool and a 5:1 mixture of acetone and industrial degreaser. And only THEN try to control my sobbing.

7:23 pm August, 21 Stephanie said...

What a low rent bunch. Real Housewives of Biloxi FTW.

6:36 am August, 22 CB Popped said...

I’d pee on the green bikini bleeth – but like Fyodor Dostedouchesky said – as long was the event wasnt recorded in any way, shape or form.

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