Monday, August 13, 2012

Breaking News

We here at the HCwDB News Desk have just been informed of the untimely death of actor Gary Shandling’s eldest son, Ginger Shandling, during an outing to Las Vegas.

According to Clark County Coroner (and noted notary public) Lance Parkertip, Mr. Shandling’s wounds indicate that he was mauled by a desperate cougar.

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:28 am August, 13 Douche Wayne said...

A deep and sincere “Hey Now!” to Mr. Shandling.

11:34 am August, 13 Musicfanatic said...

Well, at least he’s happy. I would be too if that smokin’ cougar was with me 🙂

11:35 am August, 13 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Garry Shandling is the world’s worst comedian. That face should be cut off and sent to Poland for proper cremation.

Elie Weisel was quoted in the controversial Yiddish newspaper Dar Jewbag as saying “Garry Shandling! Oy! I hate that fucking Jew.”

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My Fellow Blintzes

11:35 am August, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Madam Cougar says, woman who gets first husband to pay for boobs drives a Beemer. Woman whose forth husband pays for boobs drives a Prius.

11:37 am August, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Madam Cougar says, facial hair comes with age. Laser hair removal comes with wisdom.

11:39 am August, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Madam Cougar says, woman who wears zebra stripes falls prey. Woman who wears leopard spots seeks prey.

11:41 am August, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Madam cougar says, if your belly button is still lower than your breastbone, you are past due for another tummy tuck.

11:48 am August, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I have a theory that middle age jewish guys seek out Eyeties. That way they can say the banged a gentile and they don’t necessarily have to admit that that gentile looked like a saddle bag filled with marbles.

11:50 am August, 13 Wheezer said...

I would die happy being mauled by her. Even though she’s really not a cougar to me, being the same approximate age and all (and probably a couple of years younger than me).

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Details, details…..

11:55 am August, 13 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Meh, I always suspected Tim Allen might have an eye for the trannies.

11:55 am August, 13 Vin Douchal said...

Madam Cougar says she would bang all three of these guys in their astronaut gimmicks :

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Paul Gilbert- Space Ship One

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Marco Minnemann ^ on drums was turned away by Dream Theatre during their drummer auditions as they went with Berklee drum professor, Mike Mangini

12:00 pm August, 13 DarkSock said...

“Mangini”…heh heh huh huh heh heh heh

12:07 pm August, 13 Douchble Helix said...

That’s how I wanna go, too. Titties and a newly-chapped, shaved bush and some as yet unknown complication.

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I think the Rev admires the Chosen People, but won’t admit it.

12:17 pm August, 13 Duck Duck Douche said...

Happiness is being eaten by a cougar.

12:21 pm August, 13 hermit said...

One more button and I’d lean toward notta’.

12:25 pm August, 13 creature said...

this is what happens when CarrotTop fux Joan Rivers

12:26 pm August, 13 creature said...

that gal w big fake cans would eat your soul…& you’d happily pay the price

12:50 pm August, 13 Troy Tempest said...

Marco is too good for Dream Theatre. If Fripp ever reconvenes King Crimson – then Marco would be in proper company. If Daniel Denis decided to take a vacation from Univers Zero, Marco would be in proper company. But Dream Theatre? Ummm, no. DT is Rush on dope.

1:14 pm August, 13 Anonymous said...

i reckon Dreuche’s Mommio looks like this broad. All the cans in the family went to her. Via Daddio’s bank account that is.

1:26 pm August, 13 jonezy said...

she can actually twat whistle the first three notes to the Garry Shandling theme song.

1:26 pm August, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

If you include the emergency room visit, she’s a mortal lock for most expensive first date.

2:35 pm August, 13 Stephanie said...

What does concern me is those disco curly haired perms from the 70’scoming back. This guy looks like Howdy Doody.

2:39 pm August, 13 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Stephanie, it’s called “blowout” which is apropos , because it looks like what you’d get if you had a mentos and coke enema.

3:26 pm August, 13 creature said...

he’s an agent at CAA

3:28 pm August, 13 creature said...

…she might as well be a leopard upholstered sofa, w a trio of wet ports

8:53 pm August, 13 Anonymous said...

Ginger drops next month’s car payments +++

9:56 am August, 14 CB Popped said...

Shandling or Tim from Tool Time.

12:08 am August, 15 Stephanie said...

It’s called a blow job? what?

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