Thursday, August 16, 2012

Caption This…

Katie keeps it in!

# posted by Bagnonymous
5:47 am August, 16 The Dude said...

Where’s Waldoof?

5:49 am August, 16 Just Me said...

Here use this finger to plug it.

6:07 am August, 16 massadouchetts said...

Angel indicates the length of Mario’s peen and the number of girls in the pic that have seen it with one hand.

6:20 am August, 16 Guid is Good said...

Who ordered the cream pie?

6:56 am August, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Katie!!!, OMG your Ham Dangle™ almost was exposed”

6:58 am August, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Young Hallie Berry hott on left looks like she’d be right in The Rev Chads wheelhouse.

7:04 am August, 16 Mr. Scrotato Head said...

In my dreams Katie also tries to assure Kimber’s modesty by putting her mouth on her boob.

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Fortunately it doesn’t work.

7:07 am August, 16 CB Popped said...

Butt-plugs are the new black.

7:18 am August, 16 Sally said...

Katie has never been the same since Kelly put the gyroscope in her monkey hole during a group pic.

7:27 am August, 16 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Why do my fingers smell like tuna?

7:29 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“You don’t use the whole hand for The Shocker!”

7:30 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I just want to see if this is where I left my car keys!”

7:31 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Bleeths are the new Douchebags.”

7:32 am August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After forgetting to wear her maxipad, Katie enlisted the support of her friends and a gay sailor to control her projectile menstruation. Son.

7:33 am August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I like Mulattoos.

7:33 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Wait, don’t take the picture until I tuck the balls back and under. Back and under, I says.”

7:34 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Scene from the wrap party for the new reality show ‘Bismark Shore.'”

7:35 am August, 16 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I’d stop her menstuation with my tongue and a cup to capture her red wing juice.

7:43 am August, 16 DarkSock said...

“What can brown-eye do for you?”

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Guid is Good 6:20 am FTW

7:46 am August, 16 Sally said...

Kelly misunderstood when her friend squeed “Let’s go put some quarters in the slots!”

7:59 am August, 16 DarkSock said...

^”Squeed”? Is that when girls squeal so hard they pee a little?

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It’s about time there’s a word for that.

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And Squarted.

8:02 am August, 16 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Looks like I picked the wrong night to not wear my Queef Barrier!”

8:12 am August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

It was a long, slow walk to the emergency room with Katie desperately trying to keep Angela’s prolapse from falling out.

8:23 am August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I, for one, would not mind if the picture that was taken before the photographer noticed there was lady zipper on display showed up in the alternate universe (hint: DarkSock)

8:42 am August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Adrian Zmed can still party like it’s 1982 (and like he’s still relevant) in the Lowe’s parking lot.

8:47 am August, 16 eyedouche said...

There’s a disembodied middle finger salute going on here. To what is it attached? Does the gaybag have a 10 foot arm? Inquiring minds want to know.

9:22 am August, 16 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I guess you know you’ve got a BFF when they are willing to perform the Cooter Cup move during douchebag photo shoots. NOTE: Carrie quickly pulled the Purell from her purse after the photo was taken.

9:29 am August, 16 jonezy said...

“fresh fetid felch fries- four for a dollar!”

9:34 am August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Electric Boogaloo IV: Enema in the Parking Lot looks like a fun summer movie.

9:45 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This group doesn’t seem like they can come to a consensus as to how many “items” Katie is preventing the display of. That or they just can’t count. Or maybe they think she has a birth defect? Fetus arm dangling? Shit too many questions…

9:46 am August, 16 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Moments before the diarrhetic sunflower.

9:48 am August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Just how many bleeths and douches does it take to carry a post-op tranny into an abortion clinic? Ah one, ah two, ….

9:50 am August, 16 Douchble Helix said...

I love sluts. Heh heh, heh heh.

9:57 am August, 16 Anonymous said...

From douche: “Use the whole hand, it works on dripping bellends!”

10:21 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Aberdeen IronBirds

10:21 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Toldeo MudHens

10:22 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Delmarva Shorebirds

10:23 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Portland Sea Dogs

10:24 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Tulsa Drillers

10:24 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Beloit Snappers

10:25 am August, 16 Vin Douchal said...

Lehigh Valley IronPigs

10:34 am August, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Orleans Firebirds

10:34 am August, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Hyannis Harbor Hawks

10:35 am August, 16 Et Tu Douche? said...

Cotuit Kettleers

10:36 am August, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Flash mob tranny prostate exam crashes Chilis parking lot!

10:38 am August, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Her fur burger was not camera ready at that moment.

10:41 am August, 16 The Dude said...

Tara’s not ready to reveal her anal tattoo just yet. Katie does her a solid, providing pooper palm protection.

10:44 am August, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

‘Twas a brisk fall evening and the chatter of Katies vagina dentata was driving the group nearly mad.

10:49 am August, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Known to her circle of friends as “Hyena Clit” her friend does her a solid and keeps thier Xmas card photo shoot from getting spoiled.

10:53 am August, 16 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

When the air powered t-shirt cannon broke, Angela volunteered her queef powered t-shirt launcher. A few mighty “twomps” later, and the crowd was enjoying their free (if slightly damp and musky) t-shirts.

10:54 am August, 16 CB Popped said...

“Felch Fries” great band name.

This is a great thread…

10:57 am August, 16 CB Popped said...

God, I wanna pee on the one on the far left…..

10:57 am August, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Legendary queefer Wendy “Big Ripper” Twatbelcher nearly died in the ring during a title bout queef off when she blew out her kegel muscle and had to be rushed to the emergency room!

11:04 am August, 16 Mr. Shelf Pear said...

More Shelf Pear.

11:05 am August, 16 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Everybody be quiet! They’re about to do the yodeling vagina routine!

11:22 am August, 16 hermit said...

Julie Assange’s bff valiantly attempts to stop Julie’s wikileak.

12:07 pm August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

And with one last push, Katie was able to get the two-headed mutant cow fetus back into Harry’s newly-formed vajajay during the trip across the parking let to the veterinarian’s office.

12:09 pm August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Katie is just now realizing that her bestie’s snail trial maker has permanently bonded her hand to her bf’s cooter.

12:09 pm August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OH SHIT! IT ATE GRAIN!

12:11 pm August, 16 Wheezer said...

No no, that’s not what she meant by “Release the Kraken!”

12:19 pm August, 16 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

This is actually an experimental musical group called “When the Wind Blows”. They’re very popular in in Hungary and Enid, OK. Their act consists of each member taking turns putting a hand over one of Red’s holes while Bobby squeezes/jostles her like and accordian. Tonight Katie was in charge of queefs while the others listen closely to make sure Red’s “in tune”.

12:21 pm August, 16 Ferris said...

Silly honeydouche (@9:48), post-op trannys don’t get preggers, and therefore don’t need abortions, that’s what makes them so awesome!!

1:21 pm August, 16 jonezy said...

THIS!

1:29 pm August, 16 Evilmoose said...

“He he, Kelsey, when your twat farts it tickles my hand”

2:16 pm August, 16 Anonymous said...

Next shot on this roll of film is called Gravy Creampie

5:04 pm August, 16 Anonymous said...

How many fingers does it take to get the tootsie pop he left in there

8:59 pm August, 16 Stephanie said...

Oh shit Katie,I ate too much fiber.

4:31 am August, 17 FoghornLeghorn said...

Katie took her responsibility to protect the house’s reputation very seriously, since becoming president of Delta Gamma.

10:26 am August, 17 Douche and Don'ts said...

Covering your cooch when you queef–it’s called “good manners,” people. Sheesh.

4:27 pm August, 17 schlicht bindenburger said...

….somebody gots a turtle pokin out!

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