Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Caption This Pic

“As Mama Selena liked to tell her friends in Boca, her son, Lil’ Pepe, likes ’em tall, voluptuous, and with prodigious ham dangle ™.”

# posted by douchebag1
9:01 am August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

L’il Pepe always came clean about his ostomy problems before he hit on the off duty peelers.

9:02 am August, 1 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Hey baby! Lets bump tatts. Hop on my Hoveround and let’s blow this joint.

9:11 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Wanna trade herpes strains?

9:12 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Here smell this.

9:15 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Here is a man with disposible income, no doubt about it, Lil’ Pepe is the type to put a $3000 sound system and $2000 rims on an $800 car.

9:19 am August, 1 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fresh off his shift from spitting in the fajitas and droppin’ pubes in the guac at Chipotle Lil’ Pepe expresses himself politically by extending his middle finger in support of feminism.

9:20 am August, 1 Anonymous said...

What is the big deal? It’s just a trany with the ex-five finger fillet champ Flippe

9:30 am August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Danny DeVito loves him some whores!”

9:31 am August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Danny DeVito loves him some trannies!”

9:31 am August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Danny DeVito loves him some whore trannies!”

9:32 am August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“The bleeth! The bleeth!”

9:34 am August, 1 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Gotta give him a notta.

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As in you ain’t gettin notta that.

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What did you think I meant?

9:34 am August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Herve Villechaize, Jr is following in his Father’s footsteps and reprising the role of Tattoo in the new show, ‘Douche Island.'”

9:36 am August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“My parents went to Seaside Heights and all I got was this trashy whore and a scorching case of scabies!”

9:37 am August, 1 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“Short people got no reason, short people go no reason, short people got no reason to live…”

9:48 am August, 1 DarkSock said...

“Smell m’ finga….ten dollas….”

9:49 am August, 1 DarkSock said...

“I help Glenn tuck it under the tape with this finger.”

9:55 am August, 1 Mr. Biggs said...

All I know is I really wanna re-enact this scene with her.

10:01 am August, 1 DouchYouWannaDance said...

“Two and a half Men”?

10:27 am August, 1 Stephanie said...

Lil’ Pepe measures his dick with one finger.

10:29 am August, 1 Robot said...

Get Shorty…Another Tranny. Ham Dangle FTW.

10:33 am August, 1 The Dude said...

Lil’ Pepe is amazed that s’his tits are bigger than his head, and s’his Ham dangles further too.

10:35 am August, 1 The Dude said...

S’hiztitts can cause whiplash. S’he is a real cockout – erm, knockout.

10:52 am August, 1 Baron Von Goolo said...

Casting for the American remake of “Nanny McPhee” was not going smoothly.

10:57 am August, 1 Vin Douchal said...

Lil Pepe fucked this site up… but let’s see if youtubers show up now…

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11:41 am August, 1 every which way but douche said...

Man, Patton Oswalt pulls all the road-ass.

11:58 am August, 1 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Looks like Lil Pepe’s Make-A-Wish sponsor finally came through when he agreed to take him to (a bar near) Disneyland and get his picture taken with his favorite character ( aw, who fuccen cares who she is. Look it’s Cruella DeVille!) just after they took his metal halo off that he’s worn for the last seven years because of that drive-by gang-related shooting. Later that night they’ll have dinner (at a strip club near) Epcot and get to see Cruella again. Good times! Good times!

1:06 pm August, 1 Wheezer said...

Later, on his Facebook page:

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“Yo, I got dis bitch gettin’ mah rocks off an hour latah!”

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That’s when he left the club, drove furiously back to “da pad” (Mom’s house), and flew downstairs into the laundry room to load up a clean tube sock.

1:08 pm August, 1 Wheezer said...

“Fuck y’all hataz! Dis pic cost me a full hour pay, yo!”

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The next night, a disgruntled and newly-fired McDonald’s fry cook pissed in the grease bin after being told his chin strap was, “once again, a health code violation.”

1:37 pm August, 1 Lyndon LaDouche said...

This is my kind of Bleeth. She will do unspeakable things.

5:52 pm August, 1 Guid is Good said...

Shooting the re-make of Fantasy Island in a New Jersey tranny bar wasn’t looking like such a good idea.

6:45 pm August, 1 creature said...

lil pepe is wider than he is tall…feverishly jams his sausage fingers up his frijole lard hole & deposits the payload in “Kendra’s” belly chasm, he calls the resulting ‘bling’ Chuy de Bunga Oro

6:48 pm August, 1 creature said...

Happy Hour at Tres Feliz Fellahs in Rosarito Baja Norte left Pepe a lil short

7:04 pm August, 1 Medusa Oblongata said...

@Mr. Biggs 9:55

Holy shit. I saw that movie in the theater with Mama Oblongata. I have no recollection of that scene. However, I’m sure Mama got about 200 extra gray hairs after sitting though that with the three of us.

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But otherwise: “I don’t always fuck dudes….but when I do, I prefer blondes. Stay tranny, my friends.”

9:34 am August, 2 Tits McGee said...

WFT is that half-t-shirt looking thing the tranny’s wearing?

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