Thursday, August 2, 2012

Chester and Lana Pose for a Self Portrait Using a Bathroom Mirror

Bustiers and Aqua Shirts suggest they are attending an academic conference on post-Derridean deconstruction in the reconfiguration of global praxis.

 

Either that, or the $4.99 hot wings all-you-can-eat special at Surfer’s Delight off of Pico.

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2:15 pm August, 2 skrag2112 said...

Photo taken just as the bomb went off.

2:27 pm August, 2 Troy Tempest said...

…conference on post-Derridean deconstruction in the reconfiguration of global praxis. Either that, or the $4.99 hot wings all-you-can-eat special at Surfer’s Delight off of Pico.

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There’s a difference?

2:33 pm August, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Makes You Want To Kick Yourself In The Nuts Really Hard Dept:

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Forbes Lists Top Paid DJ’s

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Tiesto sounds like an end table from IKEA

2:50 pm August, 2 DarkSock said...

“Yo, Babe…Look, I just discovered fusion!”

2:51 pm August, 2 DarkSock said...

“This? Nah, it’s just my soul. I’ma sell it to this dude I met today named Louis Cipher for a used BMW 3-series”.

3:00 pm August, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Makes You Want To Kick Yourself In The Nuts Really Hard Dept. Pt 2:

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Skrillex lands at #92 on the Forbes “Most Powerful Celebrities List” between Larry The Cable Guy and Tina Fey

4:04 pm August, 2 Bobzilla said...

Pretty soon every bathroom will come with a camera installed facing the mirror. And every fork will too for those amazing pictured of food Our own vanity and inanity is making it easy for Big Brother to finally fully come to fruition.

4:07 pm August, 2 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Skrillex looks like that creepy kid from art class in high school who wore the same black t-shirt all year and never spoke, he just sat around drawing picutres of girls having sex with dragons all day.

4:39 pm August, 2 Bobzilla said...

Later that night, these two Instagrammed pics of their Awesome Blossom and Jalapeño Poppers to some malnourished Ethiopians.

4:41 pm August, 2 Stephanie said...

When you have no boobs,and you squeeze them hard up to your chin, to make cleavage,you’re a loser.

4:42 pm August, 2 Bobzilla said...

@Captain James T. Douche, hence why Skrillex makes music. How else is he gonna get tang?

6:32 pm August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I used to wipe my ample chillified buttocks with Skrillex if my Mom forgot to re-load the Charmin. Or did I use that for weeds? Or chlamydia? I don’t fucking know? And if I write anything weird on here, be advised that my doctor is putting me back on two od the drugs I went to the Looney Hotel far on account of the awful pain of the last year and a quarter. All sobered up and going back onto Big Pharma in 1,2,3 done. One of the altered of the masses, I return to the verge of insanity with 500 pounds of sausage prepared and the freezers full. Papa Kroeger has my guns and Mrs. Kroeger has the money. My daughter has my longboard and I have the weed.

6:36 pm August, 2 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I can’t emember this much of a head rush last time I snorted Cymbalta and Clonazepam with coke. Calling Dr. Bunsen, am I doing it wrong again?

7:25 pm August, 2 Anonymous said...

Isn’t he fargin MANDARIN ORANGE ? Weekend at LV yo

7:30 pm August, 2 The Dude said...

Tit-Fil-A

9:13 pm August, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Bustiers and Aqua shirt suggest they are off to some 70’s themed Douchebag disco party…or worse.

12:04 am August, 3 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That’s not a camera, thats the famous expelliarmus spell. Asian douchebag is going all wizard-jitzu.

4:20 am August, 3 The Dude said...

Tiny boobies, in the air

Tiny boobies, over there.

Aquaman has douchey hair

Aquaman is really square

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And I’m 12

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Back to sleep for The Dude………

6:37 am August, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

$4.99 all you can eat hot wings? I’m so there.

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Note to douchebag: if you’re going to take a picture of yourself in the mirror, turn the damn flash off.

8:11 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@ Rev Chad

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Yeah, gettin’ back on that shit fuccks you up at first. Made me feel like I was on a Dark Sock-themed cruise the first time. Give it a week. I you still feel goofy, up the voltage. Comin’ back down is better than goin’ up. I told my pusher I wanted off the merry-go-round so I stopped. Now if I could just drop the 40 fuccen pounds I put on while on that shit…

8:12 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Ahhh, rook into rah right babeeee. It wilr make you so horneeeee.

8:12 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

^ fuccen sue me.

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