Tuesday, August 28, 2012

Connecticut Sue Makes a Poor Life Choice

She blames the four strawberry daiquiris that Todd bought her by the cabana during happy hour.

Later, happy hour will turn into not so happy hour. And by not so happy hour, I mean thigh rash.

# posted by douchebag1
12:26 pm August, 28 icame isaw idouched said...

Cancerman. Yech!

12:29 pm August, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

Back home in Darien, after seeing this pic of his daughter, Connecticut Tripp rues the day he and his wife allowed her to attend Choate Rosemary Hall if she had only gone to Miss Porter’s this probably would not of happened. Oh well I guess a few Vicodin and a stiff couple of Dewar’s should ease his shame.

12:31 pm August, 28 Et Tu Douche? said...

@DSock

Good luck buddy, here’s hoping your sock doesn’t get wet.

12:44 pm August, 28 The Dude said...

Connecticocck Sue looks so wholesome, a tall glass of milk.

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Why? Just, why?

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DarkSock, I hope you get through this okay. We need you here, dude!

12:48 pm August, 28 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Connecticut Sue has an O-ring the size of the Holland Tunnel as a result of her love of hard anal. She also lost her left pinkie finger as a result of her losing bet and owing the local book 25 large from taking the Mets and the over for their season win count last year.

1:01 pm August, 28 DarkSock said...

My sock stays wet. If you know what I mean.

1:10 pm August, 28 Vin Douchal said...

Would you cut off your own cocck if this was a photo you found of your wife and her heretofore unknown previous fiancee 5 years into your marriage?

1:50 pm August, 28 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Agree with DW her backdoor is a theme park of purple balloon knot delights for inked up futurelss turds like Todd in the picture to ride, play ring toss and fudge their nuts on! Yea, you look so wholesome and suburban milfish but we all know you’ve had crabs in your eyebrows on more than one occasion from getting Arabian goggles from creeps like this, your brow reeks of douche taint!!

2:00 pm August, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Isaac Largefeld doesn’t approve of this church social. No, it’s not the shirtless douchewank, and it’s not all the Jeebus talk, but why did they have to go and put American cheese on every fricken appetizer from the cocktail weenies to the chipped beef on toast?

2:00 pm August, 28 This just in... said...

Man, I would bang Mitch the boatbag from the previous thread to get outta banging Todd here. That’s how it works, right?

2:03 pm August, 28 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

He has a life size tattoo of Sue’s anus under his arm.

2:06 pm August, 28 Jasper said...

Eyebrow crabs? That is why I have the Mrs. wear little shower caps when I give her the ol’ Arabian goggles.

2:30 pm August, 28 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

He loved his deceased birth father so much he had the Firebird emblem from his place of (mis) conception stenciled in green on his sunken chest.

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Skynyrds

6:23 pm August, 28 Troy Tempest said...

So, look at him – no real physique. And he smokes. And he obviously drinks.

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Answer? When he hits 35 and his metabolism down shifts into 3rd gear, he’s gonna grow a great big belly. And all those tatts will get stretched and nasty.

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And that’s what I call LIVING!!!!

8:32 pm August, 28 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

I just want to know wtf Arabian Goggles are ? Nancy, er, ah, I mean This just in, any idea ? Any of your many suitors ever perform that act on you ?

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