Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Esoteric Wednesday

The fish.

# posted by douchebag1
11:59 am August, 29 Wheezer said...

The Fish, The Hott, and The Flamer

12:00 pm August, 29 Wheezer said...

William Zabka, Jr. can sure pull some tail.

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“Thweep the arm, Johnny! Like thith!”

12:03 pm August, 29 Wheezer said...

He’s squeezing his legs together because he has a really bad cramp. Probably menstrual.

12:04 pm August, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Bleeth on the left needs to put her top back on. It’s pretty fuccen embarrassing.

12:05 pm August, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Richie Sambora just called. He wants his 80’s mullet back.

12:07 pm August, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

“Ooooh! Ooooooooh! I’ll play Milas Kunis if you’ll play Natalie Portman in our own little version of Black Swan.”

12:08 pm August, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Testosterone levels: Left = 0, Right = 12 mg/dL

12:10 pm August, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Juggling the balls of the Invisible Man’s pet gorilla is no way to go through life son.

12:10 pm August, 29 Wheezer said...

“He’s a little teapot, short and lean;

here is his handle, can’t find his peen;

When he gets all steamy, then he shouts

just tip me over…..”

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Oh, gross me out…..

12:14 pm August, 29 Wheezer said...

Wheezer and The Doc

bringin’ da mock…..yo!

12:14 pm August, 29 Douche Springsteen said...

That chick on the left might be hot after she goes through puberty.

12:34 pm August, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

OK Wheezer. I’ll see your ditty and I’ll (try) to raise you one…

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Sung to Bon Jovi’s “Dead or Alive” I give you “In My Backside”

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It’s all the same, only they’re names will change

They come in waves each and every day

Another place where the faces are so cold

They throw down bills so I can get back home

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I’m a cowpoke, on Mercurio I ride

I take it, in the backside

in the backside

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Sometimes I chafe and I cannot sit for days

And the fellas I meet always go their separate ways

Sometimes you tell the day

By the costume that you wear

You have to look real good or another night’s despair

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I’m a cowpoke, on Mercurio I ride

I take it, in the backside

in the backside

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Oh! And I ride!

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I’m a cowpoke, on Mercurio I ride

I take it (take it!) in the backside

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Now I work these streets, a tube of KY in my shorts

I blow for fives, ’cause I’m really not not that good

I go to glory holes, and I squat in a stall

I’ve seen a million peckers and I’ve sucked them all.

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I’m a cowpoke, on Mercurio I ride

I take it (take it!) in the backside

I’m a cowpoke, I got tears in my eyes

I take it (take it!) in the backside

And I ride, in the backside

I still cry, in the backside

And I ride, dead or alive

I still drive, dead or alive

in the backside [x4]

2:16 pm August, 29 The Dude said...

The hottie and the twattie.

2:27 pm August, 29 creature said...

squish & the swish

3:03 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

Jazz hands

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I’m drunk and running low on Old Overholt Rye. Son.

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I’ll have to make do with the twelver of Sam Adams in the fridge, and if it gets ugly, the moonshine I salvage from momma’s river house

3:04 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

son

3:05 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

“Mulletosis”

3:10 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

And Romney, trying to “butch up”, is now wearing pressed and ironed Mom Jeans™. HE IS ONE OF US. Yeah.
eeee
asss
arrr

3:16 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

Moms Pubises

3:35 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

I have a vigorous interest in the lovingly shorn mons pubis of delectable QuartAsian Olivia Munn, star of HBO’s “The Newsroom”…

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http://gawker.com/5890506/olivia-munns-super-dirty-alleged-naked-pics-lick-my-tight-asshole-and-choke-me

4:12 pm August, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

That chick wearing Romney’s jeans is White Sock, Dark Sock’s younger sister living in his caissoned concrete abode by the gulf until the storm blows over. She has eleven children, all Mullattoo of one form or another and works about an hour away with Emeril Lagasse. She walks around Sock’s house saying “BAM, BAM” as she thinks of the shit wage Emeril pays her for running crawdads through corn flour at her station. But she’s Sock’s favorite.

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His brother Blue Sock is the worst ironworker at the local foundry and not allowed inside the Biloxi city limits so he flees to low ground in NOLA. Blue Sock used to be called an “Unsub” until the paedophile running amok in the next county was caught and shot.

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Blue Sock did one good thing in his life right before he fled the state a few hours ago. He emailed the pictures of Olivia Munn to Mississippi. Little Boy Blue, he needed the money. Ow!

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I’d like to spank her Mons. Son.

4:22 pm August, 29 creature said...

…yeah, Olivia Mons…i’d slap her shorn lady slot with a meat spatula!

4:24 pm August, 29 creature said...

btw, ol Mitt doesn’t wear a cocck in his lady pants

4:27 pm August, 29 creature said...

…plus, I peed in some lady jeans once…I was very drunk & mistook the hamper for the commode…again

5:18 pm August, 29 Troy Tempest said...

tonight: tequila and triple sec on the rocks.

6:03 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

Tornado went by when I was peeing off the front porch. Got wet.

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Son.

7:53 pm August, 29 Guid is Good said...

Taaa Daaa … I’m out of the closet …. and into the bathroom.

9:03 pm August, 29 Sofa King said...

That guy has seen Silence of the Lambs one too many times.

10:34 pm August, 29 Douche Springsteen said...

nothing infuriates me more than upper crust cocksuckers like Romney trying to be a man of the people by wearing working class denim. Let’s see Romney cut a straight sprinkler main trench with a Ditch Witch when he’s got the shakes because he’s been up all night drinking Old Crow.

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day laborers.

10:56 pm August, 29 Little Willie said...

Can’t stop LOL at some of these comments here. Skinny little faggot loves it in the rear end and has a compulsion to lick male anus. He can’t get enough of that shit. Natalie is surprised that Gaylord has sucked more wieners than she has and she questions why she even hangs out with such a flaming queer. I need some more Night Train.

11:03 pm August, 29 Stephanie said...

Wait until she finds out which way he swings.And he swings from a tree while he does it.

11:23 pm August, 29 Jeet Kune Douche said...

The ‘person’ on the left of the foto makes Ziggy Stardust look like Arnold Schwarzenegger.

How could a guy look and be so unmanly and be able to resist the urge to purge the world of his presence?

8:46 pm August, 30 Jeff said...

I wonder if she’s peering over her shades in disbelief at standing there with — that — while he takes a pic. He must be paying a LOT of money for her to pose with him so that he can show people that he’s been half-nekkid with a girl.

Maybe it’s just a stray pixel, but the line of his panties has a slight little bump in it on the right side (as seen in the pic). He’s mostly turned towards her, so could it be — I know this may sound preposterous — but could it be he’s pitching a teeny-tiny tent? OK, “tent” may be going too far, but if I’d said “causing a little ripple under a hanky”, you wouldn’t have known what I meant. I realise that it would need not only the size, but the strength to push against the Spandex-y thing he’s wearing, but maybe what he’s recording for posteriority is his first boner in the presence of a female. Of course, she’d be able to make a dead pope get a throbbing hardon (sorry, still too soon? change “pope” to “old gay pedophile”), but even for a hot chick with a body like hers, getting a rise out of Andy Roginous is a noteworthy achievement.

8:44 am September, 2 Wheezer said...

“Andy Roginous” could be Dreuche’s next “stealth” name here.

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