Thursday, August 23, 2012

Eurotimmy Is In Over His Head with Swedish Inga

Let Swedish Inga’s Scandanavian skin reign supreme as succulent servings of boobie poke proddle fondle. I would pensively drool on her shoulder with only a year’s supply of Turtle Wax to console me.

On the upside, Eurotimmy is a finalist for the Danish Bauhaus inspired digital remix of Mad Magazine’s Alfred E. Newman, performed only with L.E.D. lights as the preamble to a Deadmaus rave in Dusseldorf.

H.R. Giger-esque Indian tatts eat world.

# posted by douchebag1
6:30 am August, 23 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Wow I believe she is HOTT

6:39 am August, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

Mmmm….. Swedish Inga, I’d eat her fish.

6:45 am August, 23 Et Tu Douche? said...

I believe she is giving me the Swedish eye of guilt free hummers are no big deal in our culture. I applaud the Scandian countries and their NOT uptight views on sexual congress with random guys they meet at the local bar, restaurant, or fjord.

To quote a wise man (DW) she’s giving me a massive renob just imagining all the fun that could be had incorporating those braids.

7:20 am August, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“I just came in my pants! I’m EuroTimmy, and I approve of this message.”

7:30 am August, 23 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This bleeth reminds me of a young Anita Eckberg, one of those dime a dozen Nordic dames that used to show up in Hollywood pictures from time to time. For as much of a tool as this guy is, he’s a better choice than Soupy Sales. Back in the mid-60s Eckberg hooked up with Soupy and gave him a “Guatamalan Rim Job.” if you have to ask what it is, you don’t want to know. Na mean?

7:34 am August, 23 DarkSock said...

^Is that how he got the nick-name “Soupy”?

7:40 am August, 23 This just in... said...

Congrats Swedish Inga, you could have done so much worse. It’s kind of a crapshoot when youre choosing the assclown you want to spend the rest of your life with. Sometimes you gotta close your eyes and throw a dart at the board and hope you hit the bullseye with the biggest dong. Also giving her the name Inga should imply that she is Swedish. But whatever.

7:55 am August, 23 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

EuroTimmy is giving the eye of someone just inserted their finger in his mud hole and he sort of likes it.

8:10 am August, 23 Vin Douchal said...

Bacon?….. Where? ….. Can I have it in a sangwitch?

8:43 am August, 23 DouchYouWannaDance said...

If you’ve ever wondered what Justin Beiber would look like if he went The Full Douche…

9:10 am August, 23 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Eurotimmy is sporting a poor man’s MC Escher optical delusion tatt. It’s a bird taking a dump on a face which is actually an angel kidnapping a teenage girl.

9:24 am August, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Her face: “CLEARLY I’m not with this douche.”

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His face: “Wait Brian! I didn’t even touch her. We’re still cool, right? Aw man, don’t look at me that way. OK, OK, I’ll be Mr. Slave tonight. Happy?”

9:26 am August, 23 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hold on. Is that a two-headed alpaca on what should be his triceps? Step away from your monitor Boss, just step away.

9:50 am August, 23 Duck Duck Douche said...

Speaking of bacon…

http://helablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/bacon_coffin_1.jpg

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