Friday, August 3, 2012

Friday Haiku

These choads ask the girls:

“So, What can Brown do for you?”;

Bring Small Packages…

Two giggle hotts laugh

and slip through the douche gauntlet

The bags don’t notice.

— Bilbo Douchebaggins

Wandered over from

apartments next door, to bitch

about the poo smell

— FredN.

Black-briefed Bob ponders

Age old question. “What happened

to my freakin’ nads?”

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

Astronauts return

Successful orbiting the sun

now smell like poo

— Anonymous

Is this the way to

Trader Joe’s? she asks and laughs

shopping list: raisins

— FredN.

Ann giggles with Jane.

They got a bag o’ butt plugs.

Sold as ‘Ass Toners’.

— Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt

It has been until

Now a myth. The myth of the

Sewer line stippers.

— The Reverend Chad Kroeger

Crowd Happy

Fukushima Clean Up Crew

Home Safe and Sound

— Masterfellini

“I hate Tom Hardy”

cry the rejected actors

for the role of Bane

— Douche Wayne

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:37 am August, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sloppy photoshop

Not sure what is going on here

Chick on right smokes pole

6:39 am August, 3 Bilbo Douchebaggins said...

Two giggle hotts laugh

and slip through the douche gauntlet

The bags don’t notice.

6:39 am August, 3 HCwDB_NYC said...

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange

6:40 am August, 3 Et Tu Douche? said...

Twentythree smilling

Since the gyroscope was put

In HIS Monkey Hole

6:41 am August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The meeting of The

Lobsterman Society

Kicked off in Nashville.

6:44 am August, 3 Douche Wayne said...

Slippery When Wet?

Giggles wanted Bon Jovi

Not Jon Bon Scroty

6:46 am August, 3 Colossus of Choads said...

Shopping for small goods,

small packets found in aisle 2,

comes with oil warning

6:48 am August, 3 Douche Wayne said...

Bride-to-be Laura

asked for a stripper the same

color as her Uggs.

6:49 am August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Blue Man Group tribute,

“Red Douchebag Group” fails badly

With Motel 6 launch.

6:50 am August, 3 FredN. said...

Wandered over from

apartments next door, to bitch

about the poo smell

6:53 am August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Black-briefed Bob ponders

Age old question. “What happened

to my freakin’ nads?”

6:53 am August, 3 FredN. said...

Garage door opens

to reveal shrimpy limp dick;

cutie girls giggle

6:53 am August, 3 Douche Wayne said...

Magic illusion

underpants switch-a-roo, now

girls wearing boxers.

6:55 am August, 3 FredN. said...

“look at this, look look!”

former testicle owner

flex; oblivious

6:57 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They think that they shall

Never do such things very

Bag with these two poo.

6:57 am August, 3 Anonymous said...

Astronauts return

Successful orbiting the sun

now smell like poo

6:58 am August, 3 FredN. said...

Is this the way to

Trader Joe’s? she asks and laughs

shopping list: raisins

6:59 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

After suffering through

The roid rage, the sisters draw the

Line at brown roid roast.

6:59 am August, 3 FredN. said...

23 plus 12

is magic number to yell

when you need gay men

7:00 am August, 3 FredN. said...

dollies with wheels and

panel van in parking lot

run girls run run run

7:00 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

They don’t wear black face

Since the gyroscope was put

In her Monkey Hole.

7:01 am August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ann giggles with Jane.

They got a bag o’ butt plugs.

Sold as ‘Ass Toners’.

7:02 am August, 3 FredN. said...

first time do haikus!

i think of seven good ones

now flaccid as them

7:02 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

London Olympics

Desperate for volunteers.

“Poo this way m’lady.”

7:05 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

You girlst have freind? We

Party! I find Yankee uncle.

Mister Hankey…Poo

7:06 am August, 3 Douche Wayne said...

The Grundle Brothers

turn away in jealousy;

wish they had vagines.

7:09 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It has been until

Now a myth. The myth of the

Sewer line stippers.

7:09 am August, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

photo critique of

Spinal Tap’s latest album

two words: shit sandwich

7:10 am August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Nashville’s Chick-Fil-A

Has co-mingling of gays, straights.

Gays line up for cook grease.

.

.

.

(Damn! SIX!, But gotta let it ride.)

7:10 am August, 3 Masterfellini said...

Crowd Happy

Fukushima Clean Up Crew

Home Safe and Sound

7:12 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

OK girls you got

The tar right now hurry up

And throw the feathers.

7:12 am August, 3 Douche Springsteen said...

she won’t be laughing

when the orange stains don’t wash

out of her clothing

7:12 am August, 3 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Too many ‘roids will give you

much bigger noids,

but side effect is tiny Peen

7:12 am August, 3 Douche Wayne said...

“I hate Tom Hardy”

cry the rejected actors

for the role of Bane

7:13 am August, 3 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

New real life Flinstone’s

Movie: Magic Mikes and

LaBrea Tarholes.

7:17 am August, 3 Misty Axe said...

Girls are happy

QuiBids is the place

to score 99 cent poo

7:22 am August, 3 Douche Wayne said...

“We make holes in teeth”

Out of work Cavity Creeps

charge to say catch phrase.

7:28 am August, 3 C. K. Doucheter-Haven said...

Orange of tank top

undone on color wheel by

fire escape poo sandwich

7:38 am August, 3 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Chili’s parking lot

Is home to the worst ever

“Mister Poo” contest

7:44 am August, 3 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Ladies, please,

don’t let your douchenozzles,

stay out in the sun too long,

BURMA SHAVE!

7:48 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Girls laugh at age old

prank of leaving dog poo on

porch. Why not in flames?

7:50 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Girls clean out garage

and find dad’s old poo statues.

Like step-dad more now.

7:52 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Girls think “Why is it

that our sewer always backs

up with these turdlings?”

7:55 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Kim gags on smell of

burnt hair on turd when Jenny

looks for flush handle.

7:57 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Hopefully girls aren’t

involved in gay snuff porno

Apocalypse Balls”.

8:00 am August, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

The exhibit was

Small things with small packages

The Poo is extra

8:03 am August, 3 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Haz-mat crew pissed when

neighbors called for Golgothan

pose-a-thon clean up.

8:15 am August, 3 DoucheyWallnuts said...

She has worn boots since

The bodybuilder was put

In her Monkeyhole

8:19 am August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Ann giggles with Jane

on Gabby D wannabe’s

Hit the high horse, men!

8:56 am August, 3 jonezy said...

John Largemano

Stares across the courtyard

From his balcony

Wonders “What the Fuck?”

“Those d-bags are repulsive”

Pukes 2 stories down

9:55 am August, 3 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Parking lot gigglers

Paramus Pool-Boy Pose-down

The Orange – It Burns!

10:58 am August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Posting of Haikus

Is just like GotDamn catnip!

C’mon and post, Sock!!

2:43 pm August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Well, this is just wrong!!

Hey Management! WTF??

Catnip for us all!!

2:57 pm August, 3 Jeet Kune Douche said...

The ghey muscleheads

colored orange, in panties

resent the ladies

4:45 pm August, 3 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

I’m warm all over!!

Double front page first from Sock!

Now I’ll quit bitchin’

6:04 pm August, 3 creature said...

“save your used TP

if you stack it high enough

it reanimates!”

7:32 pm August, 3 FredN. said...

FUCK YAH. First time haikuin’ and got 2 on the main page.

12:35 am August, 4 Jeet Kune Douche said...

My haikus suck ass

orange muscleheads suck cawk

even bleeths mock them

3:55 pm August, 4 Little Willie said...

A couple of humanized turds with shriveled testicles. The girls laugh at the smelly faggots with half inch peckers.

11:13 pm August, 4 creature said...

“I don’t get much poon

but, being really ripped

is good for fisting!”

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