Friday, August 24, 2012

Friday Haiku

Although Mortimer

Didn’t pee in Tammi’s pool,

He ruined her vodka…

Jesus died on cross

for sinners. Sees Mortimer

and reconsiders

— Charles Nelson Douchely

Two-tone bikini

is not impressed by bad tats.

Mort tries the peen grab.

— FoghornLeghorn

 

Rich guy hires Tina

To be his dork son’s first lay;

Tina wants more cash

— saulgoode42

The last time I saw

this much pork in hot water

was boiling hot dogs.

— Douche Wayne

This is the poster

For Fecal Incontinece

Don’t go in the tub

— DoucheyWallnuts

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:26 am August, 24 Douche Springsteen said...

mismatched bikini

paunchy Pancho grabs his junk

tattooed Jesus wept

6:31 am August, 24 Douche Springsteen said...

Mayan coital eye

could never coax me into

that crab boil hot tub

6:37 am August, 24 Charles Nelson Douchely said...

Jesus died on cross

for sinners. Sees Mortimer

and reconsiders

6:39 am August, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

A tat of Jebus?

Or is it thezig zag guy ?

Both are unholy.

6:43 am August, 24 FoghornLeghorn said...

Two-tone bikini

is not impressed by bad tats.

Mort tries the peen grab.

6:45 am August, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That is no baby

Ruth that Mortimer let fly

Corn backed rattlers float

6:45 am August, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

His pink wristband’s NOT

for Breast Cancer Awareness.

Its for Left Tit Scrote.

6:49 am August, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Peachy orbs beckon.

But tatted junk grab repels.

Natural physics laws.

6:50 am August, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

We found his missing

Chromosome trapped in the pool

Filter, Hasselhoffs

6:53 am August, 24 saulgoode42 said...

Rich guy hires Tina

To be his dork son’s first lay

Tina wants more cash

6:53 am August, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Kelly ponders the

Question, can she get preggo

From Morts pool semen

6:56 am August, 24 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

The fresco artist

Gives Mort deal on Jebus tat.

Hey Man! She’s famous!

6:57 am August, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

We’ve found the missing

Belushi brother he bites

Fart bubbles in pool

7:00 am August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Tammi’s white bottom

Hides a monsterous axe wound

Please don’t get it wet

7:02 am August, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Just checking to make

Sure the piranhas he let

Loose didnt bite peen

7:04 am August, 24 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Nothing turns a girl

On like a beater tan and

A soggy man gunt

7:05 am August, 24 Bilbo Douchebaggins said...

No one will join Mort

in his playground in the shade

Tammi likes the sun

7:05 am August, 24 Colossus of Choads said...

Shouldn’t have sunbathed

while wearing mommy’s brazier

stretched beyond use too.

7:09 am August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Mortimer Has Moobs

Frightening Reality

Not Dr Seuss Book

7:15 am August, 24 Bag em, Tag em said...

MC Serch Junior

Brooklyn Queen finds in cess-pool

Gives him the gas face

7:26 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mort has been holding

His junk since Tammi showed him

Her thin Mons Penis

7:27 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mortimer holds cock

Since the gyroscope was put

In his Monkey Hole.

7:28 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mortimer holds pee

But his Snuggies are holding

In a giant poo.

7:30 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tammi’s dad only

Let Mort swim on days when blue

Depends were on sale.

7:32 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mort didn’t have a

Friend besides Jesus till Dad

Put pool hotub in.

7:42 am August, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mort rode the short bus

Tina got preggo dropped out

of school. Cute couple.

7:46 am August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Fat is the new thin

Disgusting is the new hot

This pair has it all

7:47 am August, 24 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mort jumped into gang

Fat Latin Shortbus Riders

Packs gun next to junk

7:48 am August, 24 SonnyChibaChoad said...

Mort readjusts tuck

Our Lord and Savior Weeps

White Bottom Cuts cheese

7:55 am August, 24 The Dude said...

The lifesaver ring

Is too small for Mortimer

Tammi doesn’t mind

8:00 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Mort grabs testicles

As he hears Lance Armstrong is

Guilty of doping.

8:01 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I admit it. I’d

Fucle Tammi cause she’s short

And a spinner chick.

8:03 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Tammi is cranky

Cause Mort’s peen can’t penetrate

Her pear for anal.

8:05 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The deck chairs were full

Until Tammi let loose the queef

From her Monkey Hole.

8:06 am August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Tatt sportin’ cherub

Going for K.D. Lang look

Adjusts the blue balls

8:06 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

It puts the lotion

On it’s shorts. Put lotion on

Or get Tammi’s hose.

8:07 am August, 24 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock has a sweet

House and pool but his kids are

Fucking retarded.

8:10 am August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Yeah yeah yeah, we know

In ‘Bama can bang cousin

This dude is result

8:13 am August, 24 Vin Douchal said...

Mortimer’s best friend

Held firmly in his left fist

Man bra leaves tan lines

8:17 am August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Ernest Borgnine died

And came back as this fat bleeth

Karma is a bitch

8:22 am August, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Special Warren asks

you, “Have you seen my baseball?”

Do not touch his ears.

8:32 am August, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Why on earth would you

need a life preserver for

a shallow hot tub?

8:33 am August, 24 HCWDB_NYC said...

Mort would rather goose

himself and self medicate

Than touch that skank, Jane

8:38 am August, 24 Douche Wayne said...

Tries to impress girl

does his best rendition of

The Truffle Shuffle

8:48 am August, 24 Douche Wayne said...

The last time I saw

this much pork in hot water

was boiling hot dogs.

11:02 am August, 24 DoucheyWallnuts said...

This is the poster

For Fecal Incontinece

Don’t go in the tub

11:40 am August, 24 Morbo said...

Jee-zus tat’s really

Hay-Zeus, a Mex’can who shoved

lightning up Mort’s ass

Jesus returns! God bless!

Sees Mort, says, “I died for THIS!?”

Turns, weeps, walks away

Tammi has standards.

No matter how good the pot,

she ain’t doing this

11:48 am August, 24 Morbo said...

Mort wins the top prize

on “To Catch a Predator”

meets girl, then arrest

12:40 pm August, 24 CB Popped said...

Peen grabbing side tilt,

Bottle of absolute will,

Not get you the hott.

12:35 am August, 26 Little Willie said...

Tammi’s definitely fuckable after a couple long pulls from a bottle of Night Train. Then she can start using that tight lipped mouth giving Mr. Johnson some long tight pulls. Morty has the look and mannerisms of the currently institutionalized off his medication again.

1:15 pm September, 1 Douche and Don'ts said...

Vodka on jock itch

does not work, but worth a try:

Drunk crabs can be fun.

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