Friday, August 31, 2012

Friday Haiku

Willard combs his hair

By extracting his head from

Between Sue’s milk domes.

Hairspray Vs. Gel

Sven debates Inga; waits for

Roofies to kick in

— saulgoode42

Jean’s big, scary hair

is not the only thing here

overinflated.

— FoghornLeghorn

B-52 ‘do

Meets ‘A Flock of Seagulls’ hair

Run so far away

— DoucheyWallnuts

 

Nihilists know how to

Party, Jan practiced his stare

For several hours.

— Capt. James T. Douche

# posted by Bagnonymous
6:27 am August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

She will mate with him

Then remove her mask and feast

Mantids eat the males.

6:28 am August, 31 Douche Wayne said...

Utter und Denise

at Kraftwerk afterparty

he is unimpressed.

6:38 am August, 31 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Doctor, my eyes

Tell me what is wrong

Was I unwise to leave them open for so long

I’ve been waiting to awaken from these dreams

6:39 am August, 31 saulgoode42 said...

Hairspray Vs. Gel

Sven debates Inga; waits for

Roofies to kick in

6:41 am August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Nihilists know how to

Party, Jan practiced his stare

For several hours.

6:45 am August, 31 Troy Tempest said...

fwippy dipstick douche

has the cold dark stare of a

nordic mass killer.

6:46 am August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

They might be whiter

Than white but is that soul glo

Frosting up the glass?

6:47 am August, 31 Jeet Kune Douche said...

werner has bed head

helga untouched all nite long

werner prefers doods

he called out “Siegfried!”

tossing and turning, pillow clutched

helga’s boobs untouched

nine AM, they drink

werner longing for man ass

helga confused, pissed

6:48 am August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Suddenly my nose

Is filled with the aroma

Of pickled herring.

6:48 am August, 31 FoghornLeghorn said...

Jean’s big, scary hair

is not the only thing here

overinflated.

6:53 am August, 31 FoghornLeghorn said...

This anemic boy

would like to fondle those things,

but his blood iron’s low.

6:53 am August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Eastern Eurobag

Scours the taint of Prague as

Turd the Impaler

6:54 am August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Snaggle toothed snatch meets

Cleft asshole, when they have sex

Sparks shoot across room

7:02 am August, 31 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Skinny Norsebags stare

Does not please Techno Viking

Norse Bleeth queefs for Odin

7:05 am August, 31 Colossus of Choads said...

Bib Fortuna hot

in “Return of the DeadEye”

wamp rat can’t pay check.

7:10 am August, 31 The Dude said...

Scandinavian

Boobie hott makes my love gun

Rise to attention

7:10 am August, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

B-52 ‘do

Meets ‘A Flock of Seagulls’ hair

Run so far away

7:11 am August, 31 Douchble Helix said...

Madame Toussad’s Wax

Museum that’s all I got

Is this thing done?

7:13 am August, 31 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Elvira went blonde

Since the gyroscope was put

In her monkey hole

7:14 am August, 31 Douchble Helix said...

J-Roc leaves Trailer

Park. Know what I’m saying, yo?

Shit storm a brewin’.

9:01 am August, 31 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

one has to wonder

where’s Rev with the gyroscope

for her monkey hole

3:31 pm August, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

His Dairy Queen Soft-

Serv and milky white armsticks

mock her mammaries.

3:36 pm August, 31 Whoop-di-douche said...

My Little Pony

contemplates her new rider,

Ed Polostickarms.

9:11 am September, 1 FredN. said...

Oh my god. Flock of seagulls haiku for the freaking win

4:46 pm September, 2 CB Popped said...

Her waist is smaller,

Than anyone realizes,

Smells of Eurodouche.

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