Friday, August 17, 2012

Friday Thoughts and Links – Special Double (Bubble) Issue

Welcome to Friday Thoughts & Links; come on in!

DB1 shall return Monday fully recharged. And by “recharged” I mean “hungover and dehydrated”. In the meantime…Look what I found in Plinky’s Mom’s couch cushions! Some loose change, some loose women, some loose stool…

Actually, I guess it’s pretty crass of me to mock the mother of one of the former regulars in the comments section, especially after her tragic demise. She should not be remembered for eating entire canned hams; rather, she should be admired for her invention of the modern electric toothbrush. Not all of her inventions proved to be so popular, though.

But enough about Plinky’s Mom. Here’s yer links:

In this sea of bimbos and himbos it’s easy to forget the one reason why DB1 began this site. Well, that and this other reason.

Why my name, DarkSock, is not plural

Finally, for those women whose go-to pose is extreme duckface, there’s finally a line of footwear designed just for you.

Insert your own gaping starfish joke here.

Space/time continuum and the two sexes… Although, to be fair, sometimes it’s okay for the ladies to take their time getting ready… In fact, take all the time you need, Dear.  <–For the record, I really like that particular pear.

Why did the Chicken Legs cross the gym?

But you are not here to see some top-heavy ape gimble around on pool-cue legs. No, you are here for some Stone Cold Pear. Luscious, round ass pear. To whence…enjoy!

Anna Faris Pear-Ass

Bicycle Pear Pair

Breakfast Pear

She’s a Brick House, Mighty Mighty Pear

Computer Generated Pear

Chair Pear

Wow, That Girl Must Really Love Chicken Pear

Expensive (and Only) First Date Pear

Frilly Pear

O SWEET JEEBUS Pair

Rocky Outcropping Pear

Shiny Shiny Pear

Yellow-Is-The-New-Boner LaPlante

Double Bubble Girls for Hall o’ Hott?

Well, that should test the theory that “Nothing exceeds like excess”.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ll just Ride Off Into The Sunset Pear

# posted by Bagnonymous
11:25 am August, 17 jonezy said...

I don’t think it’s a minor coincidence the Sockweek has corresponded with Shark Week because I’d sink three rows of teeth into any of the Pear here

11:28 am August, 17 The Dude said...

omg, where does a good man begin to digest this pearthera of digestibles? *stretches*

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It’s the RockedAugust of Pear! Yaaaaaaww! 🙂

11:35 am August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Dark Sock has done his due diligence with pear. And by due diligence I mean I’m oiling up Mrs. Kroeger’s big pear for my Mighty Mighty Cock.

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http://www.google.ca/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=2&cad=rja&ved=0CE4QtwIwAQ&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D-5EmnQp3V48&ei=-ZcuUNwe4uLIAcfTgNgB&usg=AFQjCNGh06z3VwiQjlQO8cDa4sVAyjdwGg

11:44 am August, 17 Wheezer said...

I never knew Fenny (“Ass Pear LaPlante”) had flaming nipples! Interesting…..

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Congrats on a mighty fine week of Pear, ‘Sock! I’m glad a couple of my ideas made the butt cut.

11:45 am August, 17 Sally said...

Is it considered douchey to post copious amounts of ass pics on your friend’s site while he’s entrusted you to maintain the decorum of semi decency? I say no and I think Ralph Macchio would agree with me. And that my friends is all that matters in this world. Also, RIP Plinky’s Mom. Also if you had all the Pears featured in this Friday Thoughts and Links in one room and fed them asstronomical amounts of Hormel Chili and Indian Food, I would bet Plinky’s Mom’s prolapsed upper intestine that it would smell like roses picked by non-Union Teamster unicorns on break in between sets of a Led Zeppelin slash Grand Funk Railroad Concert.

11:50 am August, 17 Sally said...

If that link posted by old ass Reverend Chad, is him and his old ass wife porking I will spin in my own grave that I’ve dug for myself. Old people love is something that should never be forced upon the eyes of the hot and semi-young.

11:51 am August, 17 Vin Douchal said...

Here’s Jenna Marbles with Things Boys Don’t Understand Part 2

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Rare funny gal that we’d all have a beer with on a Saturday afternoon

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Sock gets an extra swedish meatball from the IKEA cafeteria for this week’s work, well done, son

12:17 pm August, 17 The Dude said...

I’m not gay, and I don’t have any tattoos, but if I were, I’d really really want a centipede tramp stamp!

12:17 pm August, 17 Retard said...

Double Bubble == Spanktacular!

12:23 pm August, 17 Nancy Dreuche said...

Really, I’m sorry my twin sister is here posting as me. I’ll go back to my self-imposed “exile” now.

12:30 pm August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

“Wow, That Girl Must Really Love Chicken Pear” that’s not a chicken it’s a rooster aka a Cock.

12:30 pm August, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

Dare I say?

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That was Pear Extraordinaire!!

The lead in with Stone Cold and Luscious was EXACTLY like Beldar’s fireworks !

12:31 pm August, 17 Franklyn DealorNo Doucheifelt said...

WTF?

12:32 pm August, 17 Et Tu Douche? said...

A tip of my hat to DarkSock for closing the week with a bang and by bang I mean wood inducing pear.

12:47 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@Nancy Dreuche, self imposed exile? From my uunderstanding you were a soldier who knew when to leave a battle that was going nowhere before it was too late too return to normal society without being too traumatized.

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‘Nam

1:03 pm August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

All that pear was necessary to cleanse the palate of the banner photo and Chad’s Goatse link in the Haiku thread. Cleanse the palate, I says.

1:13 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Am I wrong but isn’t that HOFer Smoot and Crystal?

1:15 pm August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

One of Drueche’s personalities split from the pack. That’s how amoeba reproduce.

1:15 pm August, 17 Magnum Douche P.I. said...

Mr Sock: A fine job this week, sir. Your work ethic and dedication should be commended. I can only imagine how hard it must have been searching for all that online pear. Now go have a cold one and relax.

1:22 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@McCrudeshoes, LBJ=DB1. Alls I’m sayin’. Anyway, if only I could self reproduce, it would save me the time of having to listen to all y’alls sob stories. I get it, your Dad never had time for you. Cliff Notes please niggas.

1:23 pm August, 17 I R A Darth Aggie said...

That’s a whole bushel basket of pear. I approve this pear. And that pear. And the pear over there.

1:31 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In Putin’s Russia a Pussy Riot gets the penal colony. I wonder what he’d think about this:

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http://www.youjizz.com/videos/russian-teens-fisting-179982.html

1:34 pm August, 17 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

In Totalitarian Russia Pussy Riot gets Penile Colony. http://www.tube8.com/mature/russian-fisting/18495/

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1:41 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@Rev Chad, Russia has the same amount of testicular fortitude as you sober.

2:00 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@Anon, 1:47pm, can’t say I’ve ever had either. I could never use a man for his money on account I would never be able to blow and go because I would feel obligated to stay.

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Indentured Servitude

2:05 pm August, 17 hermit said...

Nice work Darksock, but you shouldn’t have unloaded your entire pear library.

You should always leave ’em wanting more.

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And oh, by the way, I want more dammit!!!!!!

2:10 pm August, 17 The Dude said...

DarkSock – *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* – tremendous work, sir! I salute you! Now, go get really shitty tonight!

2:14 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

Don’t worry, Hermit…I still have more Pear than you can shake a stick at.

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Literally.

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Handy-Men

2:18 pm August, 17 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Carry on my way-ward sons for the Butt Bongo Fiesta is upon us. Drink well and dream of large wimmin (with outstanding pears)!

2:50 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@Anon, I fuck with the lights on while you attend your English as a Second Language class. Does that answer your convoluted question?

3:12 pm August, 17 Sally said...

Yeah well as long as your ESL classes count as old As The World Turns episodes I say fair is fair faggot.

3:30 pm August, 17 CB Popped said...

AH…and the site feels like a good ice hockey game again….

Mock at a premium and Dark Sock has my fucking tongue on the floor from the quality of pear.

I know if I go to Argentina or Columbia, I’d never return.

Maybe I’d do a Gaugin, and just paint S. American Pear ,,,,,invite Dreuche and other members from the site down once in a while for shits and giggles. Llamas everywhere, etc.

Stellar work D Sock. As per usual, we await DB1’s return.

3:32 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@Anon, I’m not here to debate. I’m here to masterbate. If you want to argue with someone of the opposite sex maybe you should hit up one of your exes.

3:35 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@CB Popped, I’m down. Anything to get away from predictable poseurs.. 😉

3:51 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Taking a break from the silly drama unfloding here, I now bring you all a cure for your post-Olympiad Lolo jones (presuming you had one)…..

3:52 pm August, 17 Wheezer said...

Wow…..”unfloding”? I wonder if that’s near unfolding* over on urbandictionary…..?

3:54 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@Anon, ” Go eat a steak and give a blow job.”

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Don’t mind if I do. You’re saying that like its a bad thing. Like I’ve always said if you’re gonna eat meat you’ve gotta eat meat.

4:52 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@Anon, I love the H-mos. Thats why your attempts at trying to best me are wasted. Im Pro-Sex, as long as its consensual for both parties. Cheers love.

5:12 pm August, 17 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

@Wheezer, I’m always Jonesin’ for a Jones. I’d take a Rashida if I couldn’t get a Lolo. Anyone ales notice the look like twins?

5:13 pm August, 17 The Dude said...

What a fucking waste of time with these Anon. Dreuche and tallguy teases. Get married already! God, it’s fuckin BORING reading your bullshit! Get a fuckin’ private chat room and hurl feces at each other! Hurl MY feces! I’ll Fedex it to you! GO AWAY!!!

5:20 pm August, 17 Sally said...

@The Dude, no need to be so jealz. I’ll hurl some poop your way if that’s what you’re in to. Like I always say, ” Gentlemen please, there’s more than enough of me to go around.”

6:17 pm August, 17 turtle boy said...

i like turtles

6:25 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

If I were sober I’d figure out where the banish button is.

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But I am very much not.

6:27 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

So, how about you ham dangles™ help a brother out?
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Tomorrow is traditionally the “Comment o’ the Week”. How about some nominations on the floor here? I’ll pick the best one when I get back tomorrow afternoon from deep sea fishing.
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IF I get back…

6:29 pm August, 17 DarkSock said...

And yes, nominating your own comments is encouraged.
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Anything that will keep my hungover and seasick ass from having to troll through a week worth of posts.
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I have a really cool fence that I’m having fun white-washing too if you want in on that action.
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Sawyers.

6:36 pm August, 17 Hack Riven said...

“expensive pear” = Sara Underwood

8:10 pm August, 17 doucheywallnuts said...

operor non nutritor trolls

8:31 pm August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Operor non nutritor trolls.

8:37 pm August, 17 DoucheyWallnuts said...

And in a boner non sequitur, I love that Olivia Wilde’s real last name is Cockburn. Cockburn, I says.

1:00 am August, 18 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

First of all: what the fuckiIng fuck?? It’s near impossible to log on. 2nd of all, and to no one in particular: it is the board stalker’s goal to goad you in to melting down, so they can say it was you who was unstable all along. Flame me if you want, but you have taken the hook and now look (undeservedly) as bad as your attacker.

2:18 am August, 18 CB Popped said...

Weepsterbaters….

Lets help Sock out. – – this week’s comments have been classic.

I still like my SWYD “Sphincter Withstood Yesterday’s Drilling”.

Everyone was throwing down – – well, almost.

I concur – HCwDB was never about extended personal attacks etc, that can be done elsewhere.

4:08 am August, 18 The Dude said...

Dude McCrude has spoken wisely. Of 10,000 times I could have had a meltdown, I caved in once. I apologize. Soon, I’m going to a funeral for a dear, tremendously talented friend. I have had no sleep. I am a complete fucking mess. Can I haz Pear instead? Por favor?

4:12 am August, 18 Sally said...

@Anon, I sound just like your average douchebag, don’t I? Hey, you should write in to DB1 to tell him how I’ve wronged you.

3:30 pm August, 18 Tattsiana Groinshavia said...

Gaping starfish douche (aka Wayne Bridge) would like to insert aforementioned starfish into John Terry’s philandering derrière…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1247408/John-Terry-Wayne-Bridges-girlfriend-Vanessa-Perroncel-pregnant–England-captain-arranged-abortion.html

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So bored with bickering right now

11:45 am August, 19 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

@Tattsiana Groinshavia

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Yeah, John Terry has always been a right cunt. Loved that miss he had in the Champions League a few years back. Makes me smile every time (yeah, I’m an Arsenal fan). And bored with bickering too…

5:18 pm March, 16 Dekilah said...

The “Frilly Pear” is my butt ^_~ Follow me on Instagram (or just Google my name) to see more. @dekilah

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