Sunday, August 26, 2012

Goldblum Sounds

Because every Sunday is better with a little Goldblum.

# posted by douchebag1
9:28 am August, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I hate that giant black Jew (respect) fucker. I hear he has a 15 inch black cock which he wields in a dangerous manner.

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I was superstoned last night. Seeing Jesus and shit.

9:41 am August, 26 Wheezer said...

Snooki squeezed out her little Guido. The countdown to 12-21-2012 can now get underway.

9:54 am August, 26 Vin J Douchal said...

That’s the same sound I make when eating ribs. Also whilst snog-slurping pussy. If that’s okay with you , Bitches

10:42 am August, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

I’d make that sound especially the laughing part as I was busting a serious nut in Nancy Dreuche’s eyes whilst finishing up after an angry cock slapping/nob session. If only I had a Rev Chad jesus sized cocck it would make it oh so much better.

11:01 am August, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Way too long.

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Rev, you ever ingested thc-infused olive oil? You will see Dog.

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And it doesn’t spoil.

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Owlsleys.

12:15 pm August, 26 Snoop Douchey Bagg said...

All Hail the Anti-Christ! He hath come to Rule the World! http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/nicole-snooki-polizzi-reportedly-labor-new-jersey-hospital-article-1.1144616

12:23 pm August, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

@Douchable Helix

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I happen to be using it in a caesar salad tonight. Lenny The Box comes with many food based items he makes from our leftover shake. Mrs. Kroeger is tripping balls on the peanut butter cookies by the pool.

12:24 pm August, 26 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

And Fuck Snooki’s little seventh seal. Repent now my friends.

1:07 pm August, 26 This just in... said...

@Et Tu, best thing I’ve heard all day. This video sucked. I didn’t watch it, I’m only assuming.

1:58 pm August, 26 Douchble Helix said...

DB1 is as responsible for that spawn as the sperm provider.

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Karma’s a bitch, son.

1:59 pm August, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Rev – nice!

2:10 pm August, 26 This just in... said...

@Et Tu, next time leave the Revs Peter Paul and Mary sized Wang out of it. I’m sure yours will suffice.

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Thanks for baby Snooki DB1. Was other by products from your quest for fame and fortune do we have to look forward to? Corey Feldman could use a gig.

2:15 pm August, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Fuck Snookies Jersey devil spawn! I ain’t repenting shit I regret nothing! Little known fact those noises were recorded and edited by Spielberg himself whilst Goldblum received a blumpkin from an extra in his trailer as he was battling a nasty stomach virus. It’s all on the directors commentary, why do you think Jurrasic park was nominated for 2 academy awards for sound that year?

Goldblum(pkins)

2:54 pm August, 26 DarkSock said...

Well, shit….
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its over

3:03 pm August, 26 Wheezer said...

Shit ‘Sock, that sucks. But hey, maybe the Boss needs a special assistant this week…..? You know, way out West in L.A. Perhaps if you get the first red-eye (flight, that is) outta Dodge, he can take you in.

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Bring lots of Ho-Hos and PBR…..if there are any left on the shelves.

3:47 pm August, 26 This just in... said...

Sock, as I mentioned before in many of my farewell speeches, it has been an honor serving with you, you are as funny as you are disturbing. Now, as a precautionary measure you should probs post all of the butt pics you have, even your rectum reserves. Just in case. Now go get some last night on earth nookie. You will be missed, in fact if you don’t make it I think I’m out for good. That means a whole mother round of drawn out goodbyes. I know, right.

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Stay safe.

4:16 pm August, 26 DarkSock said...

I was borne to laugh at hurricanes. It looks like we’re getting the east side uppercut (again), so I’ve stocked up today on gas, bourbon, water (for bourbon), beef jerky, lube, peanut butter, beer, sardines, scotch, warm gravy skins, and a stray cat I caught in my back yard. And my geckos. For some reason, Casa Sock is infested with the small tan house geckos with soft supple skin like a woman. They eat mosquitos; I’ve not been bitten all summer. They my home slices; I love them and leave them hanks of meat on the front porch, and stale beer.

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I’m already too drunk to board up.

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Nancies.

4:28 pm August, 26 Douchble Helix said...

Jebus Christ, DS, you live Tea Party land somewheres?

5:09 pm August, 26 Et Tu Douche? said...

Sock you should of headed to Mexico like I envisioned it for you last week.

5:24 pm August, 26 DarkSock said...

Et Tu, once the quarter million homes here need re-roofing, Mexico will move here.

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Medical FACT.

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Son.

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DAMN MISSISSIPPI AND IT’S DRACONIAN BLUE LAWS NOT ALLOWING LIQUOR SALES ON SUNDAY.

7:49 pm August, 26 hermit said...

Hang in there Darksock. Keep on chugging bourbon and playing with your lizard(s). It’ll all be over soon.

9:28 pm August, 26 Said said...

DarkSock and the happy Geckoes. Keeping you in my consumer-based dreams tonight. Son.

9:29 pm August, 26 The Dude said...

Fuck! I was gettin’ so good at checkin my checkin status.

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Pricks

9:31 pm August, 26 The Dude said...

“Submit” = the worst part of that b.s.

9:32 pm August, 26 The Dude said...

I thought this shitstorm was going to kill all the Republicans? Did they do some avant-garde redirection?

11:04 pm August, 26 Capt. James T. Douche said...

Rush Limbags fat ass should deflect it.

5:46 am August, 27 Dickie Fingers said...

I’m in sw fla for the next 2-3 mos. high tide is 20 min. This storm aint shit son. good luck.

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