Tuesday, August 14, 2012

HCwDB After Dark – Felonious Donk Edition

Hall of Scrote founding member, and current jailbird, Donkey Douche, makes an appearance tonight via this rerun to

1.) Assert himself as THE dominant scofflaw for today’s felonic theme since he was busted by SuperGirl, and

2.) As a crass excuse for DarkSock to post More. Gratuitous. Pear.

# posted by Bagnonymous
3:22 pm August, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Helena of Troy, NY is having a slight tunic problem, not that I’m complaining.

3:41 pm August, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I can’t help but see a bullseye on her chest for my protein geyser.

4:39 pm August, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

At least the story of Donk will teach kids the important lesson that violent felons will never score glorious angelic boobie suckle… oh, wait…

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maybe the lesson is that the gods are capricious dickheads.

5:01 pm August, 14 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I suspect he is a Corona drinker and has been caught on more than once occasion trying to autofellate.

5:06 pm August, 14 Guid is Good said...

She is vision of the Greek Goddess Orbius Maximus of du Pont.

5:10 pm August, 14 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

The last picture might be Ass Pear Laplante. I will tune in after I turn on for verification. And by tune in I mean finish my case of Labatt 50. And by turn on I mean get bonged and throttle fuck Mrs. Kroeger’s oral parts. Son.

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White Socks

5:17 pm August, 14 Wheezer said...

“Manhattan Pear”? The Boss may be rethinking getting rid of his rent-controlled Big Apple pad now…..and drowning his sorrows in a ‘Train and HoHos bender.

5:30 pm August, 14 Troy Tempest said...

Donkster. I wonder how much ass pounding he’s gotten in the past few years. Stupid git. My favourite part was when he tried to bribe his way out of the docket. What a fucking idiot.

6:02 pm August, 14 CB Popped said...

James T, lol 5:01….

Go Rev Chad. Atta boy…

Donkster is perennial, textbook, founding DB.

Pure.

6:04 pm August, 14 bigphatnotadouche said...

D.S. Evening Pear will help the Donk sleep well tonight with his man friends and fellow bunk mates.

6:20 pm August, 14 CB Popped said...

A rare “ode to Manhattan pear”,,,bc these types of pears are simultaneously Most Expensive dates.

*There she is – there they are – – 1000’s of Phoebe Kates look a likes. Coming at you from all directions….Lower East side, Lower west, Chinatown, Chelsea, W4th, Uptown, Midtown, Upper, Central Park, its unavoidable distraction in the Big Apple.

http://readmezzanine.blogspot.com/2009/07/when-cops-ruin-moment.html

You start questioning every move you’ve ever made regarding dating.

Some of these young women are living off trust funds, some are minor – major models, actresses of all races and colors…

There’s too much commotion on a daily basis and when you see these pears on the street, you run the risk of all kinds of bodily injuries from construction scaffolding, Taxis, being hit by subway trains, falling in manholes, et al….

Most drink for free and get into where ever they want to go in NYC, you aren’t datable unless you pay a certain amount of rent every month…or have serious connections in Entertainment somewhere.

Oh Manhattan Pear, your noses buried in your iPhones,

Your materialistic, superficial lives only make me want to do one thing…..

Pee in all that Pear.

6:26 pm August, 14 FredN. said...

Someone should pull that fire alarm and douse that douche.

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Shame I’m from the same state as that turd.

7:00 pm August, 14 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

^Miss her? Last I knew she ran a shop in Manhattan. She’s probably not wearing the red bikini anymore though.

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I think I posted this before: if you like her in fast times, look up a low budget flick called Paradise. It’s a blue lagoon ripoff, but no body double needed.

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Cates pear:

http://www.nitrovideo.com/trial/content/upload/paradise/thumbs_vids/phoebe_cates_in_paradise_01.jpg

7:37 pm August, 14 Troy Tempest said...

Phoebe Cates – for being almost 50, she’s still fucking hot:

http://www.brightandearlyblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/phoebeCates.jpg

7:50 pm August, 14 CB Popped said...

She married Kevin Cline a while ago….etc.

But Tks for the Phoebe Pear shot Dude McC.

I think everyone misses the red bikni scene.

7:58 pm August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Fuck that ^ … did you see Danica McKellar on “Morning Joe” this morning?

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I was working out in the garage with the TV on at 5:30AM and this fabulous creature came on talking about math. Luckily my iPod drowned her out but, WOW she’s fuccen hot:

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See if this works:

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Visit NBCNews.com for breaking news, world news, and news about the economy“>

7:59 pm August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Didn’t work^ here’s the link:

HERE

8:01 pm August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Googling her was fun

8:02 pm August, 14 Vin Douchal said...
8:03 pm August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Uh, is my shit not showing up?

8:10 pm August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Donkey Douche’s Erdős number is 1,456,567,904

8:12 pm August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Donkey Douche fashioned his pubescent years after Reese from Malcolm in the Middle, then switched to Walter White

8:15 pm August, 14 Vin Douchal said...

Donkey Douche says “Say hello to my little friend” when his appoinment with his P.O. is over

8:41 pm August, 14 The Dude said...

God, I’m fucking old. I worked on the music for Wonder Years.

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Now I’d rather work on Helena of Troy, NY. She’s one boob squeeze from a wardrobe malfunction.

8:55 pm August, 14 CB Popped said...

http://secretsocietynyc.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/ass.jpg

Fuck Everything!

11:50 pm August, 14 Stephanie said...

Did someone hit him on the head with a 2 x 4? That surprised look or is it simply clueless?

4:23 am August, 15 Douchble Helix said...

Phoebe should have stayed 18 years old.

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Winnie can do no wrong.

6:46 am August, 15 I R A Darth Aggie said...

No such thing as “gratuitous pear”.

8:37 am August, 15 jonezy said...

I think I did a book report on the subject here in the comments not too long ago, but I saw this Private School movie starring Pheobe Cates recently- one of the best movies I’ve seen- it is the movie I would want to make if I were a screenwriter- basically just one long stretch of gratuitous T&A

5:24 am August, 16 Only Women Bleeth said...

I gotta shed a tear to see that my fave regs are still posting two years since I last had a decent look at HCwDB. I have been remiss in this regard, and I sincerely apologise to all bag-hunters for my remissiveness (is that even a word? Ah fuck it, who cares).

3:12 pm August, 18 frito said...

This guy died yesterday.

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/breaking/chi-reality-star-joey-kovar-native-of-evergreen-park-dies-20120817,0,7146918.story

Off to the big donkey corral in the sky.

5:10 pm August, 18 Raymond said...

I can’t believe women like any of these guys. Most of them look very artificial to me. But then again, so do most of the women.

8:09 am August, 19 Wheezer said...

I just watched Vin’s link re: Danica McKellar. I want to be tangent to her curves.

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