Monday, August 6, 2012

Heyzoos says "Heyyyyy!"

Heyzoos likes Skynard, man.

Shen-Li’s brother is at M.I.T. and no longer speaks to her.

# posted by douchebag1
2:45 pm August, 6 Dickie Fingers said...

He lost his shirt, but he managed to keep his smoke and his tasty cola beverage. Stay classy, my friend.

2:58 pm August, 6 Jeet Kune Douche said...

Shen – Li, despite your butter face, I would lick the aluminum foil and cotton off your body………slowly……….

3:02 pm August, 6 Vin Douchal said...

It’s getting stinky and fetid-y in here. This is the exact reason , “No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service” was devised. Go home stinky fetid dude

3:10 pm August, 6 Bobzilla said...

Kid Rock has toned it down a bit. Sheryl Ho is keeping it tight back there. I’m putting their picture away. Because its bad.

3:24 pm August, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

Anybody remember what happened a year ago yesterday??? in his honor I say he be posthumously entered into the Hall of Scrote.

3:49 pm August, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

^Never mind, I see he is already enshrined in the Closet of Poo.

3:54 pm August, 6 Et Tu Douche? said...

That’s Kid Rocks cousin Skid Mark and he keeps it real and by keeping it real I mean he’s rocking a Mullet which unfortunately has NEVER gone out of style.

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I see Shen-Li and want to say that Full Metal Jacket was an ok movie.

4:05 pm August, 6 Capt. James T. Douche said...

I’ll give him a 4 out of 10 as far as his mulletude goes but I’ll bet you when he starts it up in the morning with a gloriously loud backfire and rattling muffler his ’86 IROC-Z is still the terror of the block.

5:00 pm August, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Modern day Jesus, rocking’ the Magdeline of Hong Kong Central for $450 an hour. It’s good to be the son of god.

5:03 pm August, 6 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

That is a VERY disturbing patch of belly hair.

5:08 pm August, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

“When the Tranny Alarm goes off, put on your white sunglasses IMMEDIATELY!”

5:09 pm August, 6 DoucheyWallnuts said...

Bo Bice has really hit the skids since American Idol…

5:29 pm August, 6 Guid is Good said...

The Dude does not abide.

7:37 pm August, 6 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Right said Et Tu…the dog tags Shen-Li sports shows that she was ‘Cong. But she looks a lot better in the lingerie than in her Mao fatigues.

8:08 pm August, 6 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

I met a Mulattoo-Chinkylady like that before at a Bo Bice concert. Took me three weeks and a private investigator before I got my cock back.

8:42 pm August, 6 Stephanie said...

Heyzoos has a little mold on his chest area.

9:54 pm August, 6 Sofa King said...

Joe Dirt saved an entire year’s worth of earnings from trapping and skinning muskrats to buy bottle service for Shen Li in the hopes of capturing the elusive Asian beaver.

2:51 am August, 7 The Dude said...

I’ll speak to Shen-Li. With my ham wagon.

5:43 am August, 7 DarkSock said...

You know what he puts at the end of every sentence.

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Son.

2:14 pm August, 7 Stephanie said...

He’s playing the theme song of Hee Haw in his head,that’s why he’s doing the Ray Charles head.

7:30 pm August, 7 Little Willie said...

The Dude nods to the asian tranny he’s about to take it up the ass from.

12:13 pm August, 8 Los Douches said...

I must hang with a bunch of dirtbags. This is the second time on this site I’ve seen someone I know. In this case, it’s Hayzoos, not the oddly compelling Shen-Li.

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