Thursday, August 16, 2012
Identify that Tatt…
Let’s keep the interactive vibe going today with a new game…Name That Tatt! Sunken Chester and Quartasian Cutie Kate say “Shhhh….no shouting out answers!”
I’ll go first…
“WEALTHLESS”?
Oh…almost forgot: Gratuitous Pear.
WORTHLESS
GIRTHLESS
Toothless
Cashless
Can’t be “bleethless.”
*Watchless* – true fact
QCK is giving the Mayan Eye of “You don’t want to untie my bikini bottom and ruin your afternoon”
QCK is giving the Mayan Finger of “Look at my finger for five seconds, your boner will be killed”
QCK is giving the Mayan Yeast Infection of “Don’t Tell Anyone!”
Mirthless
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Tatt on Kate’s finger reminds her to wash up before moving from back to front.
Kate’s bargain brow job says, “I’m surprised to see you here,” every time, all the time.
USELESS
Maybe that letter is an ‘L’…..
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BALLESS
TESTELESS
Well, if dickless here didn’t shut off the power grid.
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Is that true?
.
Yes, your honor, this man has no dick.
CLUELESS
Bathless
Pithless
Methless
Dithless (said with a lisp)
Breathless. He’s obviously a fan of Jean-Luc Godard (check out those sunglasses) and he identified so much with Jean-Paul Belmondo’s portrayal of a shiftless, petty criminal who sponges off of the money that pretty girls get sent by their parents that he decided that’s what he was going to do with the rest of his life. Good on ya, Sunken Chester.
And thanks for the all pear, Sock. I was trying really hard to go one day without fapping in my office but that gratuitous pic might throw a monkey wrench into those plans.
BABY RUTHLESS. As I was polishing my pearl in the shower thinking about that guy you hate, I had an epiphany. Lifes too short not to jerk off.
Douche Springsteen didn’t fapp
Until the monkey wrench was
Put into those plans
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Sorry, just practicing for Friday Haiku
^Thrown^ – shit
Colin Firthless
Absynthless
Couthless
Why does he have a furry vagina tattooed on his chest? It looks like Mama Cass’s cooter right before she choked on that ham sammy!
Felchless?
COOTHLESS
MIRTHLESS
Cap’n Frogmarsh
JOHN WILKES BOOTHLESS
Crotchless?
Wallnuts, that’s not a ‘furry vagina’ — that is a replica of QCK’s anal tattoo.
The thing over his TRUTHLESS tattoo is a potted fern. He is a green thumbed gangsta.
Pathless
Her face reminds me of one of Jim Henson’s scarier Muppets.
Growthless
Vermouthless
Mathless
Jobthless
Toothless
it starts on the far side of his asscrack, & reads, “i started with more but now i’m worth less”