Wednesday, August 29, 2012

Jack the Lipper Finds a New Victim

This sequel to the best-selling harlequin novel of the late 19th century ends not with a bang, but with a, well, a bang I suppose.

I can’t tell if 80s Tom Petty Hott is turning me on or making me consider pitching a movie, “Whatever Happened to Baby Tom Petty?”

Pouty Michaela continues, however, not to disappoint. Mayan Eye of Slutty Coitus for the societal elevation.

# posted by douchebag1
6:35 am August, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Coke, Weed, Babba Booey?

6:36 am August, 29 Et Tu Douche? said...

Coke, Weed, Hong Kong Phooey?

7:08 am August, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“Dieter duz not shmile for zee camera, Dieter muz practiz zis face 30 minutes in mirror daily.”

“Dieters hair muz be shtyled juz right for zee camera, if Dieter doz not look good, Dieter vil make zee sad face.”

7:09 am August, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

That girl has tire tracks going across her mons.

7:29 am August, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Coke, weed, Joey Espanola?

7:31 am August, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

So Selena Gomez, Johnny Gilicky, and Avril Lavigne go into a bar.

7:41 am August, 29 Capt. James T. Douche said...

“Dieter iz czelebrating tonight, he finally rezeived hiz Prince Albert he vanted, zis is me making zee happy face”

7:47 am August, 29 kneejerk said...

Mmmmmm. Tom Petty Hott…

7:51 am August, 29 The Dude said...

This pic is making me wall-eyed, so as to not look at the Lipper. He’s eww.

8:00 am August, 29 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Unhand those hotts. Or I shall rip the ring out of your lip, then taunt you.

8:59 am August, 29 Vin Douchal said...

Chick on the right has a bald guy comb-over. What’s that about ?

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As a big-time MILF fan I gotta admit I’d throw one in Ann Romney. Does that make me weird?

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9:30 am August, 29 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

She’s much more MILFy than Michelle. I’d hit it.

9:32 am August, 29 creature said...

…only if she goes ATM…on first dates

9:33 am August, 29 The Dude said...

eww. Did you have the sound on during her speech?

9:55 am August, 29 Charlie Smith said...

Tom Petty Hott is one of those women who has no upper lip, which always kind of disturbs me. Penelope Keith, anyone?

10:23 am August, 29 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

Coke, weed, Joey Paranoia?

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So she’s afraid of baby kangaroo drug dealers? She’s turned on by baby kangaroo drug dealers? She wants to be a baby kangaroo drug dealer? She’s really Australian and has blown her cover by announcing her presence to the baby kangaroo drug-dealing community? So many questions…

11:54 am August, 29 Wheezer said...

Jack the Lipper’s mother warned him sorry ass that if he kept making that face, it would freeze that way.

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Well, his only thought is, “Damn you, mother, you spawn of Hell. Damn you.”

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His eyes betray much evil, and none of it’s the good kind; the good kind is what I wouldn’t mind sharing with the hotts.

11:55 am August, 29 Wheezer said...

“…..his* sorry ass…..”

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Kinda like mine without a fuccen proofreader.

3:07 pm August, 29 DarkSock said...

You can’t see Romney-Cow’s mons. She don’t shave. or take off the magic undies.

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Sons.

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Mons.

7:42 pm August, 29 ehcuodouche said...

Is that her real hair or did several small animals die on her head?

9:09 pm August, 29 Sofa King said...

That’s Cousin Its teenage daughter on the right.

10:57 pm August, 29 Stephanie said...

It’s Beiber bitch hair.

3:40 pm September, 4 KingFartenstein said...

For the first time in many moons…the chicks are bigger ‘bags than the dude!!!

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