Wednesday, August 8, 2012

King Douchuous the IV Laughs at Kisseus Vomitorious's Efforts By Gettin' Busy

HCwDB’s legendary pimplenutter and celebrated entrant in our hallowed Hall of Scrote, King Douchuous the IV, laughs at pretenders to the Douche Crown such as Kisseus Vomitorious.

Any pretender ‘bag can show up, spike the hair, make the douche face, reveal the abs, and pose like a choadal clown with a bevy of hot chicks.

But only the true douchal legends can maintain consistency over years and years. That’s real dedication to the nihilism and disassociation required to become douche royalty.

Through economic boom. Through economic recession.

The seasons may change. The hot chicks most certainly change.

But King D keeps carryin’ on.

Like only the King that wears the Douchecrown can.

# posted by douchebag1
12:44 pm August, 8 Douche Springsteen said...

The King has really stepped up his facial fung sculpting “skills”.

I can’t say I’m a real big fan of the no hips / huge aftermarket boob dichotomy going on with this lady.

12:50 pm August, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Coke really keeps the tummy in pornstar shape. Better living through chemistry!

12:51 pm August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Heavy is the head that wears the crown an heavy is the wrist that wears that watch. And heavy is the cock that wears that chick. Oops, I just knocked something over.

12:52 pm August, 8 jonezy said...

King D’s been going to the same facial stylist as Brothabag Leon- and by facial stylist I mean Brandy’s canine toothed lamprey dangler (TM bitches)

1:05 pm August, 8 Duck Duck Douche said...

Mommy, where’s daddy?

He’s been gone for so long.

Do you think he’ll ever come home?

1:34 pm August, 8 DarkSock said...

Gratuitous side/bottom/top boob reveal…it looks like someone tried to tie gags over the faces of James Carville and Captain Picard using Granny Panties.

.

Son.

2:11 pm August, 8 Vincenzio said...

And this is why we must continue to fight Pisons! This fair maiden must be saved from this most wretched monarch. For she is beautiful and I must bedazzle her with mine own family jewels.

2:14 pm August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

I think I’ve seen her in a pissing porn video. I know I’ve seen him swirling around my terlet

2:24 pm August, 8 Vincenzio said...

Put her in the Hall of Hott for future reviewing and jizzing uponst! I am jealous of this man and his ability to get paid to pose in pictures pretending to have a good time. Perhaps if my wife paid me, the dinners with her parents would be mote enjoyable, or at least they would look that way. I must now continue getting riled up at the unfairness of it all. Point me to the keg for mass quantities of alcohol consumption. Bros. And then we do all it again tommorow!

2:57 pm August, 8 Stephanie said...

These people are wretched and useless.

7:51 pm August, 8 Douchble Helix said...

ALL HAIL THE KING!!!

.

PRAISE BE TO THE REV!!!

7:58 pm August, 8 Troy Tempest said...

here left boob is a B her right boob is a D.

7:59 pm August, 8 Troy Tempest said...

I’m guessing she could only afford one implant.

8:18 pm August, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

King D is looking a little soft across the mid-drift, if you catch my drift. Hit the gym, pal.

8:56 pm August, 8 Little Willie said...

Blondie’s not too bad and after most of a bottle of Night Train I could almost overlook the somewhat elongated torso thing going on there. What’s with the half shaved head mohawk fuckup and his fucking pants not up all the way. He just took a quickie up the ass in the mens room and didn’t pull his trousers all the way up afterwards.

8:56 am August, 9 Dr. Bunsen HoneyDouche said...

At first glance I thought she was trying to put a cigarette out on his abs. I screamed “You go girl” until everyone showed up at my office door. Then I had to switch to a live feed of the Olympics to play it off. Now that I look at it again it ranks right up there with this and this as things I’d rather I never see or know about.

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