Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Kisseus Vomitorious Has a New Tattoo

And by “tattoo,” I mean the crotch rash.

# posted by douchebag1
6:24 am August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Now that is a Douche Canoe.

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http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Douche%20Canoe

6:26 am August, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

Just so you know there is nothing that intimates that KV might be a closeted H-Mo except for maybe his choice of swim wear which can be found here. I don’t even wanna know what goes through his mind when he’s perusing the catalog.

http://www.internationaljock.com/lasc-swimwear,73843.html

6:32 am August, 8 Et Tu Douche? said...

It seems KV is vying to supplant King Douchuous the IV for reigning PtP Vegas douchenozzle. Oh how the mighty have fallen.

6:59 am August, 8 The Reverend Chad Kroeger said...

Michael Smellps on the left celebrates his graduation from floaties. And by floaties, I mean extreme gay fisting.

7:04 am August, 8 Dan said...

Why no comments about the talent, which certainly qualifies as among the best seen around here in a while?

7:47 am August, 8 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

And the young Ed Ames/Ciggy Freud has a hott quartasian going on…

8:14 am August, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

What does Savannah’s hair smell like, Pepe? I’m guessing a meadow on a warm spring day and bukkake.

8:17 am August, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Someone is running for the lifetime achievement award. And by achievement, I mean an endless cycle of credit card debt and penicillin courses.

8:21 am August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

Simian mating season

8:31 am August, 8 Vin Douchal said...

@ Dan 7:04

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Because they are skanks….. and smell like second hand smoke and generic coconut sunscreen.

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Don’t worry , we’ll let you know when a hott shows up

9:04 am August, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

I was just thinking that what the world needs right now is another ulta-premium “grain” vodka. I am going to friend Blue Label on facebook and follow them on twitter, and probably order some bottle service for the enjoyment of me and my neolithic quasi-simian friends.

9:13 am August, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Soccer-mom Beverly, aka The Scourge of the Buffet, hasn’t been the same since reading 50 Shades of Axe Bodyspray. She’s abandoned 2.2 kids, a cat and/or dog, and her husband Earl or Biff who likes to bowl and/or possibly fish with his buddy also named Earl or Biff, in order to live the Bleeth lifestyle.

9:28 am August, 8 Dan said...

@ Vin Douchal

You have GOT to be kidding me. There’s nothing remotely skanky or bleethy about those two – no tatts, piercings, dull intoxicated eyes. Their only problem – and its a huge one – is the pudwanks they are hanging onto.

Otherwise they are delightful. YMMV.

9:49 am August, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Thanks for the new phrase, Rev. Chad.

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Black bikini bleeth is giving me the Eye of Coitus. And eye syphilis.

9:52 am August, 8 I R A Darth Aggie said...

Their only problem – and its a huge one – is the pudwanks they are hanging onto.

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That, and they’ve probably had unprotected sex with them. Other than that…

10:15 am August, 8 DoucheyWallnuts said...

I think the black bikini bleeth has a tatt on the left side of her torso. Either than or it’s fungal bloom that leapt from KV over to her.

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Kissy Vomitorious aka Bitch Tittius Vomitorious.

10:35 am August, 8 FredN. said...

Dan,

What the funk are you smokin?

Hot on left has great body, but the overbite and angular face is pure buttah.

Hot on the right has the goods, and by goods, I mean a super heavy weight title. Her face is the I Can’t Believe It Snot Butter equivalent to left-hot’s buttah face.

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In other words, these two are “the best we’ve seen” in a while.

10:37 am August, 8 FredN. said...

G-D DAMN IT why is there no G-D DAMN preview button?

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In other words, these two are “the best we’ve seen” in a while?!?!?

12:03 pm August, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Palmade Pepe is doing EXACTLY what I would be doing in that situation. Getting my surreptitious hair sniff on. Give me the chance and I would bury my nose behind her ear and snort like Charlie Sheen with an 8-ball of pure Colombian stardust.

12:10 pm August, 8 Vincenzio said...

Butter faces? Pisons, you musta be smoking the medicinal oregano. These women, they are very attractive. Put them in the Hall of Hott!

12:12 pm August, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

This pic is from the Blue Label site’s gallery page, of which there are plenty more along these lines.

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http://bluelabelvodka.com/pool-party/

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The photographer sucks and doesn’t know how to use a flash.

12:19 pm August, 8 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Mexicasian Su-Lin Gomez is all kinds of lean, sexy hotness. If only we had a place to enshrine hotties like this. We should think about having something like that.

12:20 pm August, 8 Vincenzio said...

I get it pisons, they’re not 10s until they’re sucking on your schlongs. Mama Mía, its the same here in Italy!

1:37 pm August, 8 Evilmoose said...

The chick on the right looks like someones mother….and not in a good way. Love the dude on the left…..normally just a goofy looking putz…he now aspires to be a douche like his buddy….suck that gut in buddy….looks totally natural!

2:55 pm August, 8 Stephanie said...

Any guy who pulls on his pud like that in front of ladies is a 2 year old stain.

3:30 pm August, 8 Vincenzio said...

@Stephanie, I beg your pardon dear madam but when I do that I am merely rearranging my package which is quite large and cumbersome at times especially when it gets caught in my swim trunks netting. I will be more aware and arrange it in private next time. And by private I mean in your face with your chin providing a resting spot for my ample sackage. I have abnormally large balls I’m afraid.

4:50 pm August, 8 Tattsiana Groinshavia said...

@Vincenzio

I too have a pair of enormously large orchids, but it isn’t becoming to boast about these things…

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fragile_X_syndrome

5:11 pm August, 8 FredN. said...

You mean paisan? Or pison like piss-on.

Whatevs, son.

8:49 pm August, 8 Little Willie said...

Asshole on the left looks mildly retarded. Tattoo boy with the spike hair stars in gay movies as a “bottom”. The sunglasses wearing skanks are run of the mill turtleheads and nothing to write home about.

11:47 pm August, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

@Vincenzio

Either you’re KV in person, or some random troll with a penchant for defending kissy-faced chodes as an entry for advertizing your fictitious genital mass.

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Either way, pic 19/20 says it all:

http://bluelabelvodka.com/pool-party/?nggpage=3

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That little dinkle wrinkle is about as cumbersome as a baby carrot and a pair of oiled ball bearings. But hey, I’ll give KV (you) the benefit of the doubt. I’m sure that heated pool in Pensacola was quite cold, and puckering one’s lips for the camera all day long diverted much needed blood flow to the face, and robbed the lower torso of excess skin slack, giving the “appearance” of tiny, shriveled, laugh-worthy little boy parts.

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I’m not one to judge. Go in peace my son.

11:49 pm August, 8 Jacques Doucheteau said...

Now as for this guy

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