Thursday, August 2, 2012

Kisseus Vomitorious Makes His Move

And by move, I mean Jesus chew.

# posted by douchebag1
6:30 am August, 2 dan said...

Chick makes me think of the great 80s-90s native american porn queen Hyapatia Lee, who also ended up with hellacious looking fake cans.

7:09 am August, 2 I R A Darth Aggie said...

I’d hit that.

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With a 2×4.

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And if your boobs look fake, you’re doing it wrong.

7:36 am August, 2 Chris in 'Baghdad said...

Yep…them’s some fake yams on Miss Tonto there

8:05 am August, 2 DarkSock said...

Princess Poke-A-HamBat

8:25 am August, 2 Vin Douchal said...

Arman Largmanian will sell that sofa in the time it takes them to pose for these two photos. Then where’re you gonna sit, pipsqueak?

9:52 am August, 2 Troy Tempest said...

lovely bod until you get to the fake rack. Sigh.

10:01 am August, 2 Morbo said...

Pic on the left…

Saconmychinna: Good god, you have a boner. Well, it can go here. Most of the boners I encounter end up there.

Pic on the right…

Saconmychinna: No, honey. I’m supposed to be the one sucking on something right now. Let me show … You know what? Never mind.

Vomitoreus: Mmmghhffghshhhfh!

10:19 am August, 2 DouchYouWannaDance said...

New trend: Chewing on Jesus bling?

Two photos in a row.

10:28 am August, 2 The Dude said...

There is no way to unhear the sound of anal beads being ripped out of his butt like starting a lawnmower. Talk about a disturbing trend!

11:44 am August, 2 DoucheyWallnuts said...

HOF GSRs.

2:03 pm August, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Maggie Q2 still sports a noticeable scar where the top of her head was removed and here common sense was whipped with an egg whisk.

2:05 pm August, 2 Dude McCrudeshoes said...

Maybe all the profile pics are because he looks more than a little retarded from the full on front view??

5:34 pm August, 2 Stephanie said...

May the plastic Jesus leak radioactive fliuds.

5:34 pm August, 2 Stephanie said...

Fluids.

6:24 pm August, 2 Little Willie said...

Silicone Pocahontas is unnaturally long in the torso with legs disproportionally too small resulting in the somewhat freakish boner killing visage we have before us. The fecal matter on the right likes to hang out in the shower at the health club, feverishly toss salads and compulsively take it up the ass all day.

11:21 pm August, 4 Guid is Good said...

Silicone Pocahontas gave me smallpox.

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